Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

Present company excluded, of course.
So, I'm sitting on my patio, drinking coffee, and I decide to play a sit-n-go to pass the time. I register quickly in one about to close, failing to notice that it's a poo-flinging SNG. I go on to win, ldo. In case you're wondering, and I know you're not, the worst players online can be found at $6 limit SNGs imo (present company excluded, again, ldo). Here's the hand that basically sealed the win for me. I'd love to hear any argument, pot odds, my bluff, play the board, etc. to explain uber-donk's call on the river. (for some reason, no site likes to convert from Absolute)

I'm Normndrabble, ldo

Stage #931998724 Tourney ID 1863537 Holdem Single Tournament Normal $300/$600 - 2007-10-05 11:28:50 (ET)
Table: 16773723 (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealer
Seat 5 - VANELANE ($2550 in chips)
Seat 6 - TAJMAHAL1110 ($5270 in chips)
Seat 8 - NORMNDRABBLE ($5680 in chips)
VANELANE - Posts small blind $150
TAJMAHAL1110 - Posts big blind $300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [9c 7c]
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $600 to $600
VANELANE - Folds
TAJMAHAL1110 - Calls $300
*** FLOP *** [4c Qc 6c]
TAJMAHAL1110 - Bets $300
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $600 to $600
TAJMAHAL1110 - Calls $300
*** TURN *** [4c Qc 6c] [10c]
TAJMAHAL1110 - Checks
NORMNDRABBLE - Checks
*** RIVER *** [4c Qc 6c 10c] [8c]
TAJMAHAL1110 - Checks
NORMNDRABBLE - Bets $600
TAJMAHAL1110 - Calls $600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [9c 7c] (Straight flush, ten)
TAJMAHAL1110 - Mucks
NORMNDRABBLE Collects $3750 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($3750)
Board [4c Qc 6c 10c 8c]
Seat 5: VANELANE (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TAJMAHAL1110 (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [6h Qs]
Seat 8: NORMNDRABBLE (dealer) won Total ($3750) HI:($3750) with Straight flush, ten [9c 7c - B:10c,P:9c,B:8c,P:7c,B:6c]

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

He had 2 pair for crying out loud, you expected him to fold 2 pair!

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what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

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Nice level! Nice runners!

(Not) nice converter
(Not) nice donkament
(Not) nice moustache

I hate check boxes.

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what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

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I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

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what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

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I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

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WOW

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what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

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I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

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yeah, the converter made that easy to see.

why would you ever make a post saying that $6 limit sng players are bad? its kinda obv

I'm am the King of Absolute, and have the inherent authority to declare whatever the hell I want about absolute. I declare that you are a donk for simply playing in this dumb 6 LHE SNG

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Its real easy to say they suck when you have a christ-loving straight flush.

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actually a funny ninja bump

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Solid use of repository imo.

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I didn't know micro LHE sit n go players on Absolute could actually drink coffee and play at the same time, without burning their genitals or frying their laptops. Congrats are in order imo.

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actually a funny ninja bump

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Dude ninja bumps are where you post and delete.

I know its awkward to see me do something and not run away after.

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Could totally invent rathole posting.
Start a thread and never respond to it again.

Solid idea.

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STOP [censored] MAKING A NEW THREAD EVERY TIME YOU GET A BAD BEAT NO ONE CARES

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STOP [censored] MAKING A NEW THREAD EVERY TIME YOU GET A BAD BEAT NO ONE CARES

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You're dumb. This was from weeks ago. Imsakidd is up to his hijinks.

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hahaha passaman everyone is gonna be so pissed at you cause they dont read dates of posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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DAMMIT PASSAMAN YOU MAKE TOO MANY POSTS TODAY ROAR

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hahaha passaman everyone is gonna be so pissed at you cause they dont read dates of posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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You know, Imsa, maybe you wouldn't want to mess with me, since I'm a big, strong, old guy, and you're some scrawny 20 year old or something (lol....go find the thread I started about how I found out I can't fight and bump that one too)

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WOW!!!

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[x] Over 40 2+2er trying to act like a kid
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hahaha passaman everyone is gonna be so pissed at you cause they dont read dates of posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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You know, Imsa, maybe you wouldn't want to mess with me, since I'm a big, strong, old guy, and you're some scrawny 20 year old or something (lol....go find the thread I started about how I found out I can't fight and bump that one too)

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hahaha if you are actually the guy in your picture I will fight you.

I wrastled in high school, so i've got street cred.

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hahaha passaman everyone is gonna be so pissed at you cause they dont read dates of posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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You know, Imsa, maybe you wouldn't want to mess with me, since I'm a big, strong, old guy, and you're some scrawny 20 year old or something (lol....go find the thread I started about how I found out I can't fight and bump that one too)

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hahaha if you are actually the guy in your picture I will fight you.

I wrastled in high school, so i've got street cred.

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Yeah, I wrestled in high school too. However, I graduated in 1984. But I've been lifting ever since as well, but...you'd still probably own me. Again, there's a thread I started about 6 mos. ago or so about how I found out I can't fight. I spelled it all out there.

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what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

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I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

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yeah, the converter made that easy to see.

why would you ever make a post saying that $6 limit sng players are bad? its kinda obv

I'm am the King of Absolute, and have the inherent authority to declare whatever the hell I want about absolute. I declare that you are a donk for simply playing in this dumb 6 LHE SNG

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Durr is playing on AP. You have been dethroned.

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what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

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I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

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yeah, the converter made that easy to see.

why would you ever make a post saying that $6 limit sng players are bad? its kinda obv

I'm am the King of Absolute, and have the inherent authority to declare whatever the hell I want about absolute. I declare that you are a donk for simply playing in this dumb 6 LHE SNG

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In the land of blind, one eye is king [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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hahaha passaman everyone is gonna be so pissed at you cause they dont read dates of posts [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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You know, Imsa, maybe you wouldn't want to mess with me, since I'm a big, strong, old guy, and you're some scrawny 20 year old or something (lol....go find the thread I started about how I found out I can't fight and bump that one too)

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hahaha if you are actually the guy in your picture I will fight you.

I wrastled in high school, so i've got street cred.

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Hey, we should have a boxing match for rolz (no 10k fight for rolz yo, as I have much, much less than that)

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you [censored] suck.

you play 6 dollar sit n gos and u still play at ap.

gross.