Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
 

Last Friday I went out with one of my lawyer buddies to a trendy bar with a bunch of his lawyer friends. One of the girls was smoking hot (5'10", great body, red head, sorry no pics). I am in medical school though I don't think she realized that, because she went on a 10 minute rant on how doctors are scum because we hide our own when we screw up, whereas lawyers hold each other to a higher standard because they turn each other in.

It was obviously ridiculous, and I normally go off on people like this, but my friend was kicking me under the table which is the universal sign for "shut the [censored] up," so I didn't say anything other than "I didn't think about it that way." Anyway, other than that she seemed interested in me.

Fast forward to that next Monday morning, she goes up to my friend and asks him "Was your friend a doctor?" He says yes, and she gets really emberassed saying that she didn't realize that and she doesn't even believe most of the stuff she said, just that she was really drunk.

Anyway, a bunch of us are going to see a concert soon, and she is coming. I am sure she is going to apologize. What is a good response when she does apologize?

TR if things go well.

tl;dr- Random hot girl makes fun of my profession while drunk. Realizes her mistake when sober. I will be seeing her soon. My line?

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"Nothing says 'I'm sorry' like a drunken bathroom hummer at a concert."

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she doesn't even believe most of the stuff she said, just that she was really drunk.

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edit: lol Pooh-Bah

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"the only way i can accept your apology is if you let me take you out to dinner..."??

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Call her a stupid [censored]. She is.

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If you didn't stand for yourself when she said the [censored], then you have to act like you don't give a fuck/wasn't even paying attn ldo

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"the only way i can accept your apology is if you let me take you out to dinner..."??

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fail

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Call her a stupid [censored]. She is.

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this is the right play if you don't like pussay

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Call her a stupid [censored]. She is.

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this is the right play if you don't like pussay

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false. demeaning girls is a good line.

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Call her a stupid [censored]. She is.

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this is the right play if you don't like pussay

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false. demeaning girls is a good line.

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QFT. I once told a girl I'd take a dump on her chest if she was into that type of thing. She blew me two hours later. She was a hideous pig.

EDIT: Also, there are more important things than pussy, such as sticking up for yourself and your chosen profession. If OP had a set of balls, he would've called her out when she started talking [censored] on doctors.

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Call her a stupid [censored]. She is.

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this is the right play if you don't like pussay

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false. demeaning girls is a good line.

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not this way, if they're lawyers.

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not if they're lawyers.

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EDIT: Also, there are more important things than pussy, such as sticking up for yourself and your chosen profession. If OP had a set of balls, he would've called her out when she started talking [censored] on doctors.

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So starting a fight with a drunk girl who's spouting off BS while hanging out with her other co-workers, one of whom happens to be your friend, is important? I kind of view that in a rather unimportant way.

Sigh.. Whatever happened to 'patience is a virtue' and such? I think the OP acted in an appropriate manner. He certainly took the honorable high ground, rather than starting a pointless arguement.

I do agree that the 'I can only forgive you if you do dinner with me' thing is kinda lame. Either think of something snappy, yet unoffesive to say, to show her you have a sense of humor, or play it off as really confused, like, "I thought we were getting along so well, hitting it off and all that, that was really surprising" to perhaps let her know that you're interested but a little confused. This can allow her the opportunity to make a move.. if she doesn't think you're a pussy afterwards.

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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.

Step 1: The setup

She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.

Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.


Step 2: The meeting

You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:


Step 3: T-minus zero

Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"

If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.


Step 4: Close the deal

Grab her boobies.

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EDIT: Also, there are more important things than pussy, such as sticking up for yourself and your chosen profession. If OP had a set of balls, he would've called her out when she started talking [censored] on doctors.

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So starting a fight with a drunk girl who's spouting off BS while hanging out with her other co-workers, one of whom happens to be your friend, is important? I kind of view that in a rather unimportant way.

Sigh.. Whatever happened to 'patience is a virtue' and such? I think the OP acted in an appropriate manner. He certainly took the honorable high ground, rather than starting a pointless arguement.

I do agree that the 'I can only forgive you if you do dinner with me' thing is kinda lame. Either think of something snappy, yet unoffesive to say, to show her you have a sense of humor, or play it off as really confused, like, "I thought we were getting along so well, hitting it off and all that, that was really surprising" to perhaps let her know that you're interested but a little confused. This can allow her the opportunity to make a move.. if she doesn't think you're a pussy afterwards.

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She's a [censored] lawyer. Where the [censored] does she get off calling ANYONE dishonest?

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FREE EXAM

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not if they're lawyers.

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damn you're fast. I edited that one right away.

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If you didn't stand for yourself when she said the [censored], then you have to act like you don't give a [censored]/wasn't even paying attn ldo

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"I'm really sorry about the way I acted the other night"
"Oh, I wasn't really paying attention"
"Umm..."
Then she'll feel like even more of an idiot and you can use her lowered self-esteem to make your move!

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She's a [censored] lawyer. Where the [censored] does she get off calling ANYONE dishonest?

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I would almost bet there's no law saying the pot cannot call the kettle black.

Lawyers....Scum of the Earth
 

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It was obviously ridiculous, and I normally go off on people like this, but my friend was kicking me under the table which is the universal sign for "shut the [censored] up," so I didn't say anything other than "I didn't think about it that way." Anyway, other than that she seemed interested in me.

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Kow-Towing to hot chicks is a terrible way to gain their respect. Just because your friend is a wimp does't mean you have to be a wimp as well. BE YOUR OWN MAN, ...OR... turn your balls in because you don't deserve them.

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Fast forward to that next Monday morning, she goes up to my friend and asks him "Was your friend a doctor?" He says yes, and she gets really emberassed saying that she didn't realize that and she doesn't even believe most of the stuff she said, just that she was really drunk.

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Good sign....she is showing interest.

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Anyway, a bunch of us are going to see a concert soon, and she is coming. I am sure she is going to apologize. What is a good response when she does apologize?


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Don't kiss her ass anymore. The average guy kisses a hot chick's ass. Your better off by being a mild dick. If she is a lawyer then I'd give her some crap back. Something like, "When you were talking I assumed you were a lawyer so I really didn't take anything you said very seriously." I view this episode as a license to make fun of lawyers....at her expense.

I would tease her and make fun of her. If you can do it in a fun way then this is the route I would go. It kind of depends whether you have the type of personality to pull this off.... If your successful with this type of teasing she will start playfully punching you and touching you.....this is what I call a GREEN LIGHT.

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"the only way i can accept your apology is if you let me take you out to dinner..."??

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This play is very weak/tight.

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Something like, "When you were talking I assumed you were a lawyer so I really didn't take anything you said very seriously." I view this episode as a license to make fun of lawyers....at her expense.


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Best line so far.

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i'm impressed that you managed to graduate from medical school and become a doctor while writing that post

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Throw out a soft insult and parlay it into a pick-up. If you're looking for official verbiage, something like this will do:

"Your diatribe last night proved yourself anathema, and was reminiscent of H*mo-neanderthalensis. I suspect you attended public school. Me have penis, you have vagina. Give number."

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It was obviously ridiculous, and I normally go off on people like this, but my friend was kicking me under the table which is the universal sign for "shut the [censored] up," so I didn't say anything other than "I didn't think about it that way." Anyway, other than that she seemed interested in me.

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Kow-Towing to hot chicks is a terrible way to gain their respect. Just because your friend is a wimp does't mean you have to be a wimp as well. BE YOUR OWN MAN, ...OR... turn your balls in because you don't deserve them.


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Right, this is the point where I say "Man, quit kicking me, what's your problem" and then go abouts defending yourself.

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She's a [censored] lawyer. Where the [censored] does she get off calling ANYONE dishonest?

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I would almost bet there's no law saying the pot cannot call the kettle black.

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Just because something is legal doesnt make it right.

[censored] all lawyers anyway. I once considered becoming a lawyer but then thought I would actually prefer to die in a chemical fire.

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Make up sex, LDO

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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.

Step 1: The setup

She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.

Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.


Step 2: The meeting

You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:


Step 3: T-minus zero

Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"

If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.


Step 4: Close the deal

Grab her boobies.

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Brilliant.

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I don't get this at all. You are a pussy because you didn't defend yourself? Wtf? Are you supposed to be offended by the fact that she thinks there is a culture for hiding each other's errors among doctors? You aren't even a doctor yet. And even if you were, how could this possibly offend you? It makes sense for her to apologize, but it makes no sense for people to say you are a pussy for not sticking up for yourself. Especially when your friend didn't want you to say anything.

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This is OOT. We're supposed to sack up and talk [censored] to any bitch that dares front. Jesus, it's like you never got the email. Not saying anything is just that. Keeping quiet because your friend asked you to is just being a good friend.

You don't have to voice your opinion about everything.

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Meh, you can better than a run of the mill ambulance chaser. You are a doctor. Raise your bar to at least C-list actresses or very hot strippers under the age of 22.

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Meh, you can better than a run of the mill ambulance chaser. You are a doctor. Raise your bar to at least C-list actresses or very hot strippers under the age of 22.

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Date Lawyer, Meet Actress clients, drop lawyer, date actress

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Step 1: The setup
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Step 4: Close the deal
Grab her boobies.

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Brilliant.

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Yes, this is not getting enough love.

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5'10"

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Ew.

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5'10"

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Ew.

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Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question.

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5'10"

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Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question.

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I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot.

EDIT: And IMO, only redheads who don't exhibit typical ginger-kid characteristics are hot.

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5'10"

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Ew.

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Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question.

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I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot.

EDIT: And IMO, only redheads who don't exhibit typical ginger-kid characteristics are hot.

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Don't forget we have many vertically challenged jews and asians in here. My good friend jmench is only 5'6" and would think the same. Not everyone is 6' or taller so that a 5'10" woman isn't huge to them.

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5'10"

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Ew.

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Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question.

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I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot.


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Ghey.

Amazonion women are uber-hot. Long legged, wide hipped, large breasted. Mmm.....yum.

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5'10"

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Ew.

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Please don't say tall redheads are not hot or your sanity will officially be called into question.

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I think I was saying that women who are 5'10" aren't hot.


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Ghey.

Amazonion women are uber-hot. Long legged, wide hipped, large breasted. Mmm.....yum.

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First time I've been called gay for not enjoying a fairly masculine attribute.

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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.

Step 1: The setup

She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.

Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.


Step 2: The meeting

You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:


Step 3: T-minus zero

Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"

If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.


Step 4: Close the deal

Grab her boobies.

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This is hilarious, but I feel like I'm missing some sort of inside joke about $5 bills and tennis balls.