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Alright BBV for life, I need to fix this, here is the backstory. Thatpfunk just came over and we watched some of his Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia DVD, and I wanted to borrow it but he was going to watch it later so that was no big deal because I'd just 1-click amazon prime it. Unfortunately I'm going to be in Vegas tomorrow playing high stakes poker that none of you broke people reading this can afford (don't try to Raymer me though).

I thought I could probably just be baller and have it sent there so I call up the Bellagio and get their address and get it all setup on amazon and find out that they won't be able to deliver it there till next week which is bull [censored] beach I mean wtf, I've bought so much useless [censored] on there (does anyone want a foreman grill with an ipod dock!) that they should have the president of amazon bring it to me.

So yeah, the new plan is to try to get someone from the Bellagio to order it for me, and I am wondering if anyone out there knows if this is possible or how I would go about doing it (just call the concierge?) or even better if there is a 2p2er out there who wants to bring me the seasons on DVD I will pay you. But you must be broke enough to want $10 for this, this can't be like a favor that someone who knows me does.

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whats ur pstars name

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Why don't you just drive to a retail store you baller you?

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Why don't you just drive to a retail store you baller you?

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um cause i'm thinking baller here. i'll have a car, but i'd rather drive someone. maybe i could take a limo taxi to a best buy.

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people are so much more humble when they are playing 50nl

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Us poor people download TV shows from the internet for free.

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give me some money and ill send u the episodes

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a person's post count does not equate to stakes played for / general wealth.

be careful ppl...

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GOD STOP POSTING DONKEY YOU ARE SO BAD.

Sponger rules.

And PFunk unwittingly played a large part in my luckboxing 5K, so he rules too.

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i live in vegas, just have it ordered to my place and i'll make sure to get it to you

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it's so un-baller to offer only $10 to do this.

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man op u are so sweet

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Us poor people download TV shows from the internet for free.

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Is it now safe to assume your bankroll exceeds five figures?

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Is it now safe to assume your bankroll exceeds five figures?

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it probably exceeds yours now.

it definitely exceeds mine.

anyway i think that was a level of sorts by you.

sponger, for my ego's sake, could you please go broke again? seriously, these last two years, it's like a hapless mascot becoming the starting quarterback. it's a great story but it sure as [censored] pisses off the backup QB.

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Us poor people download TV shows from the internet for free.

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my tv > your video ipod nano sized monitor

really though its looking more like i'm just going to do that too. i mean, am i really going to want to watch a bunch of tv in vegas, i hope not.

Also I'm a life nit who drives a '93 Camry and wears white t-shirts. I'm not usually a cocky douche.

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And PFunk unwittingly played a large part in my luckboxing 5K, so he rules too.

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Same here. A week ago a donk took like 7k off him at 5/10 HU, ran when thatpfunk sat out to reload again, then the guy went right to my 25/50 table and insta lost the 7k and then 3k the next day.

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Is it now safe to assume your bankroll exceeds five figures?

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it probably exceeds yours now.

it definitely exceeds mine.

anyway i think that was a level of sorts by you.

sponger, for my ego's sake, could you please go broke again? seriously, these last two years, it's like a hapless mascot becoming the starting quarterback. it's a great story but it sure as [censored] pisses off the backup QB.

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definitely, if you say so, and obv

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my 25/50 table

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Jesus christ, awesome.

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you all kno what time it is


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We'll have to vote on it first.

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But you must be broke enough to want $10 for this, this can't be like a favor that someone who knows me does.

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comic genius has infected 4life this past week

in a very good way

in all seriousness

imo

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And PFunk unwittingly played a large part in my luckboxing 5K, so he rules too.

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Same here. A week ago a donk took like 7k off him at 5/10 HU, ran when thatpfunk sat out to reload again, then the guy went right to my 25/50 table and insta lost the 7k and then 3k the next day.

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Mine's better, I think.

Many times told story:

Take free 50 on party to NL50 with plans to get it all in quick. Ah6h on a xh6xxh flop. Dids all in vs PFunks (he didn't know it was me) KhJh. SHIP SHIP SHIP and then I go on to win more monies yay.

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also did you say "this is bull sh** beach?" awesome.

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lol paying people to do your menial tasks is SOP in Santa Barbara, come on Sponger

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my god, seriously, how is sponger not a mod by now

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Because he´s a piece of douche?

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Why don't you just drive to a retail store you baller you?

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um cause i'm thinking baller here. i'll have a car, but i'd rather drive someone. maybe i could take a limo taxi to a best buy.

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Your a Pain in the ASS! your parents must hate you! IMO

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my god, seriously, how is sponger not a mod by now

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Can I get a Amen.

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Other baller suggestions. Go straight to some bar when you get off the plane, Meet some PYT, make plans to hang out, Have her meet you at your spot. Then tell her to pick up the goods along with some grub while she's on her way over to your place. watch, enjoy. Later on do something strange to her to repay her for her kindness, they like that.

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Excellent use of PYT.