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king_of_drafts 10-04-2007 03:42 PM

ftp name change guy
 
There was a post about this awhile ago. Who is this guy? How does he change his name so fast? Is he trying to lose?

FullTiltPoker Game #3755216775: Table Supreme (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:20:48 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 3: dwballz ($2,119)
Seat 4: haannsIsGay ($510)
Seat 6: HAAANH ($2,917)
HAAANH posts the small blind of $10
dwballz posts the big blind of $20
HAAANH: ty
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [Kd Ks]
haannsIsGay raises to $60
HAAANH raises to $200
dwballz folds
haannsIsGay: u remeber that one [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
haannsIsGay calls $140
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h 3c]
HAAANH checks
haannsIsGay bets $310, and is all in
HAAANH calls $310
haannsIsGay shows [Ah 7s]
HAAANH shows [Kd Ks]
*** TURN *** [7d 3h 3c] [2c]
haannsIsGay: fkckk
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h 3c 2c] [Qc]
haannsIsGay: dsdh89ds89sd89sd
haannsIsGay shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
HAAANH shows two pair, Kings and Threes
HAAANH wins the pot ($1,039) with two pair, Kings and Threes
haannsIsGay: iosdiosdjsd
haannsIsGay is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,040 | Rake $1
Board: [7d 3h 3c 2c Qc]
Seat 3: dwballz (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: haannsIsGay (button) showed [Ah 7s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 6: HAAANH (small blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won ($1,039) with two pair, Kings and Threes

FullTiltPoker Game #3755272983: Table Supreme (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:28:15 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 2: steinho ($749)
Seat 3: dwballz ($1,949)
Seat 4: dwballzIsMyBro ($230)
Seat 6: HAAANH ($3,288.50)
dwballzIsMyBro posts the small blind of $10
HAAANH posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [Ah Th]
dwballzIsMyBro: no luck for me
steinho folds
dwballz: yea not today
dwballz folds
dwballzIsMyBro: im runing bad
dwballzIsMyBro raises to $220
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH raises to $420
dwballzIsMyBro calls $10, and is all in
HAAANH shows [Ah Th]
dwballzIsMyBro shows [9h Qh]
Uncalled bet of $190 returned to HAAANH
dwballzIsMyBro: [censored]
*** FLOP *** [6c 7d 4d]
*** TURN *** [6c 7d 4d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 7d 4d 3h] [2s]
HAAANH shows Ace Ten high
dwballzIsMyBro shows Queen Nine high
HAAANH wins the pot ($458) with Ace Ten high
dwballzIsMyBro is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $460 | Rake $2
Board: [6c 7d 4d 3h 2s]
Seat 2: steinho didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dwballz (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: dwballzIsMyBro (small blind) showed [9h Qh] and lost with Queen Nine high
Seat 6: HAAANH (big blind) showed [Ah Th] and won ($458) with Ace Ten high

then he changed his name and was beating me at 10/20 so I challenged him to HU

FullTiltPoker Game #3755124792: Table Wine (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:08:33 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 1: HAAANH ($4,942.90)
Seat 2: iFockUrMomma ($3,851.50)
iFockUrMomma posts the small blind of $25
HAAANH posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [Ks Kh]
iFockUrMomma raises to $150
HAAANH raises to $530
iFockUrMomma calls $380
*** FLOP *** [8s Jd Kd]
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH checks
iFockUrMomma bets $1,050
HAAANH calls $1,050
*** TURN *** [8s Jd Kd] [5h]
HAAANH checks
iFockUrMomma bets $2,271.50, and is all in
HAAANH calls $2,271.50
iFockUrMomma shows [Jc Qc]
HAAANH shows [Ks Kh]
*** RIVER *** [8s Jd Kd 5h] [2d]
iFockUrMomma shows a pair of Jacks
HAAANH shows three of a kind, Kings
HAAANH wins the pot ($7,702.50) with three of a kind, Kings
iFockUrMomma is sitting out
iFockUrMomma: vn
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7,703 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s Jd Kd 5h 2d]
Seat 1: HAAANH (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and won ($7,702.50) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: iFockUrMomma (small blind) showed [Jc Qc] and lost with a pair of Jacks

other names included Cumiconisgay and cumiconisafag... He switched between them every time he busted, which happened about every five minutes. When I asked him how, he said he just "asks them to change his nickname." wtf?

invid 10-04-2007 03:44 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
its lee jones

dying2win 10-04-2007 03:46 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
lololol

Mrage 10-04-2007 03:49 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
its lee jones

[/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Hattifnatt 10-04-2007 03:50 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
its lee jones

[/ QUOTE ]
can confirm that.

RiverHebrew2 10-04-2007 03:51 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
hilarious... be happy someone pays so much attention to u man... i remember on partypoker like when it was open to US customers way int he early days of my play my name on there was RiverHebrew2. Neway 2 weeks or so after I made the account there was a guy named rhebrewhaha. I take it as definite flattery. btw nh's

Enervate 10-04-2007 03:54 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
he obviously makes many accounts and just xfers the monies to each of them

lapoker17 10-04-2007 04:02 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
this rules.

cumicon 10-04-2007 04:39 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
FullTiltPoker Game #3754923930: Table Auborn (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:40:30 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 3: cumicon ($2,000)
Seat 4: dwballzLikMyDik ($889.50)
dwballzLikMyDik posts the small blind of $10
dwballzLikMyDik: lol
cumicon posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cumicon [9h Ah]
dwballzLikMyDik raises to $60
cumicon calls $40
*** FLOP *** [4c 6h Ad]
cumicon checks
dwballzLikMyDik bets $80
cumicon calls $80
*** TURN *** [4c 6h Ad] [Qd]
cumicon checks
dwballzLikMyDik bets $220
cumicon has 15 seconds left to act
cumicon calls $220
*** RIVER *** [4c 6h Ad Qd] [9c]
cumicon checks
dwballzLikMyDik bets $529.50, and is all in
cumicon calls $529.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dwballzLikMyDik shows [8c 3s] Ace Queen high
cumicon shows [9h Ah] two pair, Aces and Nines
cumicon wins the pot ($1,778.50) with two pair, Aces and Nines
dwballzLikMyDik is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,779 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c 6h Ad Qd 9c]
Seat 3: cumicon (big blind) showed [9h Ah] and won ($1,778.50) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 4: dwballzLikMyDik (small blind) showed [8c 3s] and lost with Ace Queen high

FullTiltPoker Game #3754992302: Table Auborn (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:50:10 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 1: MSampoerna ($1,694)
Seat 3: cumicon ($3,208.50)
Seat 4: cumconIsAF4gg0t ($760)
Seat 5: HAAANH ($2,000)
HAAANH: next time u bust make ur name haaanh is gay or something i wanna play u
cumconIsAF4gg0t posts the small blind of $10
HAAANH is sitting out
HAAANH has 5 seconds left to act
MSampoerna posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cumicon [7s 7c]
cumicon raises to $60
cumconIsAF4gg0t raises to $100
MSampoerna folds
cumicon raises to $340
cumconIsAF4gg0t calls $240
*** FLOP *** [9s 8s 2d]
cumconIsAF4gg0t has 15 seconds left to act
cumconIsAF4gg0t bets $420, and is all in
cumicon calls $420
cumconIsAF4gg0t shows [6d Jc]
cumicon shows [7s 7c]
*** TURN *** [9s 8s 2d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [9s 8s 2d 5s] [4c]
cumconIsAF4gg0t shows Jack Nine high
cumicon shows a pair of Sevens
cumicon wins the pot ($1,539) with a pair of Sevens
HAAANH: lol
cumconIsAF4gg0t is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,540 | Rake $1
Board: [9s 8s 2d 5s 4c]
Seat 1: MSampoerna (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: cumicon (button) showed [7s 7c] and won ($1,539) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: cumconIsAF4gg0t (small blind) showed [6d Jc] and lost with Jack Nine high
Seat 5: HAAANH is sitting out

FullTiltPoker Game #3754953161: Table Auborn (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:44:40 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 1: dwballz ($2,000)
Seat 2: HAAANH ($2,000), is sitting out
Seat 3: cumicon ($2,859)
Seat 4: cumiconIsHomo ($630)
cumicon posts the small blind of $10
cumiconIsHomo posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cumicon [Kh Jc]
cumiconIsHomo: hahaha
cumicon: how do u do that
cumicon has 15 seconds left to act
cumicon raises to $60
dwballz: 8 minutes ago he was dwballzisgay
cumiconIsHomo: ask them to change my nick
cumiconIsHomo raises to $180
HAAANH: seriously?
cumicon raises to $2,859, and is all in
HAAANH: they do that?
dwballz: 8 minutes before that dwballzisafag
cumiconIsHomo calls $450, and is all in
cumicon shows [Kh Jc]
cumiconIsHomo shows [Qs 7c]
Uncalled bet of $2,229 returned to cumicon
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2h Td]
*** TURN *** [Ac 2h Td] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2h Td 5h] [Tc]
cumicon shows a pair of Tens
cumiconIsHomo shows a pair of Tens
cumicon wins the pot ($1,259.50) with a pair of Tens
cumiconIsHomo is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,260 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ac 2h Td 5h Tc]
Seat 1: dwballz is sitting out
Seat 2: HAAANH is sitting out
Seat 3: cumicon (small blind) showed [Kh Jc] and won ($1,259.50) with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: cumiconIsHomo (big blind) showed [Qs 7c] and lost with a pair of Tens

Bad Beat Maker 10-04-2007 04:44 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
interesting

4drugmoney 10-04-2007 04:47 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
I think the real question is where does his money come from.

bombsaway 10-04-2007 04:54 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think the real question is where does his money come from.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8962/ava1os0.gif rocks the http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8962/ava1os0.gif

goofyballer 10-04-2007 05:07 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
Maybe it's Profbets?

Perhaps someone took him up on his staking offer!

jfish 10-04-2007 05:54 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think the real question is where does his money come from.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sponger. 10-04-2007 06:04 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[censored] why didn't i play poker today. [censored] me. all that money should have been mine!

pr1me 10-04-2007 06:08 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
it's funny that he never wins any of these, although his opponent never hits anything as well

Djeorge 10-04-2007 06:12 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
he obviously makes many accounts and just xfers the monies to each of them

[/ QUOTE ] No bc when transferring monies, the accounts have to have had a certain amount of successful transaction history.

fatpipe 10-04-2007 06:13 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
WTF?

king_of_drafts 10-04-2007 06:15 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
it's funny that he never wins any of these, although his opponent never hits anything as well

[/ QUOTE ]

he crushed me for about a half hour til shortstackers broke up our game and I had to pester him to play me HU

obiedman 10-04-2007 06:16 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
he obviously makes many accounts and just xfers the monies to each of them

[/ QUOTE ] No bc when transferring monies, the accounts have to have had a certain amount of successful transaction history.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm pretty sure this is not true

primetime32 10-04-2007 06:18 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
he obviously makes many accounts and just xfers the monies to each of them

[/ QUOTE ] No bc when transferring monies, the accounts have to have had a certain amount of successful transaction history.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm pretty sure this is not true

[/ QUOTE ]

In order to successfully have funds transferred from one player to
another, the sender must meet ALL of the following requirements below.
The receiver must meet requirements numbers 1 and 5.

1. Completed account registration (including having a full first, last
name and full mailing address).
2. Request must be a minimum of $5.00.
3. ePassporte and InstaDebit users must have at least 60 days of
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4. Credit Card users must have at least 90 days of successful deposit
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5. You may only have 1 active Full Tilt account open.
6. MyWebATM, Cash Transfer, NETeller, and Click2Pay users must have made
a successful deposit.

YouMyBoy 10-04-2007 09:31 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
well wtf how does he change his name?
i want to be able to change my name

Bad Beat Maker 10-04-2007 09:42 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
Yea i want soul owner and I 2p2 ROARRRR

imabigdeal 10-04-2007 09:55 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
obv someone connected to full tilt

jsnipes28 10-04-2007 10:10 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
if his first screename on ftp was offensive and they made him change it...but he keeps changing it to something offensive he can just keep changing it to another offensive name forever right?

Daliman 10-04-2007 10:11 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
if his first screename on ftp was offensive and they made him change it...but he keeps changing it to something offensive he can just keep changing it to another offensive name forever right?

[/ QUOTE ]
We may have a winner,

Donkey-Milker 10-04-2007 10:16 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
this is LOL and craaaaaaazy.

he is awful. you should have slowrolled him on the KKK hand. tilt equity ftw ldo.

no idea how he does it. but... i doubt they are all seperate accounts. don't you need a different bank/debit card for each account?

here's the puzzling bit... name-changing is fun... but pointless. however.. if he has connections at FTP then he could/should use them for more sinister motives... buy a pattern mapper!

Trivial 10-04-2007 10:20 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
this is [censored] hilarious

DLizzle 10-05-2007 04:22 AM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
i might have to start playing the nl games on ftp, stacking someone named DLizzleLIckSscroTUm or something would be the crowning achievement of my poker career

LucidDream 10-05-2007 05:07 AM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
he lost 80-100k to urindanger the other day opening to 11k preflop then folding to a shove and doing stuff like this...different name then too obv.

FullTiltPoker Game #3647941144: Table Journey (heads up) - $300/$600 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:31:45 ET - 2007/09/23
Seat 1: Urindanger ($114,794.50)
Seat 2: grafyx est gay ($42,685)
Urindanger posts the small blind of $300
grafyx est gay posts the big blind of $600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Urindanger raises to $1,800
grafyx est gay raises to $4,800
Urindanger has 15 seconds left to act
Urindanger calls $3,000
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3h 2c]
grafyx est gay bets $9,000
Urindanger has 15 seconds left to act
Urindanger raises to $18,000
grafyx est gay raises to $37,885, and is all in
Urindanger calls $19,885
grafyx est gay shows [Qc Kd]
Urindanger shows [Jh Ts]
*** TURN *** [Jd 3h 2c] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3h 2c 9s] [2s]
grafyx est gay shows a pair of Twos
Urindanger shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Urindanger wins the pot ($85,369.50) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
grafyx est gay is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $85,370 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jd 3h 2c 9s 2s]
Seat 1: Urindanger (small blind) showed [Jh Ts] and won ($85,369.50) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Seat 2: grafyx est gay (big blind) showed [Qc Kd] and lost with a pair of Twos

jfish 10-05-2007 05:35 AM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
umm he intentionally dropped 80-100k does that mean there is a hole in ftp or what? i mean should i be concerned??

DLizzle 10-05-2007 05:39 AM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
umm he intentionally dropped 80-100k does that mean there is a hole in ftp or what? i mean should i be concerned??

[/ QUOTE ]

seems like there could be some kind of security issue but it's more likely that, um, actually i have no idea what this is.

flawless_victory 10-05-2007 07:16 AM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
OMG im laughing so hard at this

Raised2Win 10-05-2007 07:25 AM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
umm he intentionally dropped 80-100k does that mean there is a hole in ftp or what? i mean should i be concerned??

[/ QUOTE ]

im secretly hoping its true because it would be HUUUUGE drama bomb. he's like somehow spewing fulltilts money? I dont know

jcg2005 10-05-2007 05:51 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I think the real question is where does his money come from.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8962/ava1os0.gif rocks the http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8962/ava1os0.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

This post from a lurker acct like ~1 week after grim's acct hijacking is just odd. Its like a calling card or something. Need more tin foil brb.

DonButtons 10-05-2007 07:42 PM

Re: ftp name change guy
 
Long time ago I wanted to change my name on ftp but no go. But they mentioned something about special treatment for high stakes players when I asked about PA. Played 1 hand at nl 300/600 nl, and like 20 or so at nl 200/400 nl and then I got to change my namez haha. Little more to the story but that part to top secret so you dont burn my technique.


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