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BowToYourSensei 10-03-2007 09:58 PM

what a beat...
 
so my dad calls me, and he casually mentions that he was watching the ME of the 07 WSOP last night with my mom..

dad: your mom noticed a guy who was playing who looked exactly like you and she called me over.
btys: orly?
dad: yarly. i looked at him for a while and agreed that he looked just like you.
btys: cool
dad: he even spoke like you and acted like you too.
btys: oh...who was this? (fearing the worst)
dad: i forget his name...something khan, havad or something like that...he had glasses...have you heard of him?
btys: ......................


so to summarize, my parents, who have known me the 22 years of my life, think i'm a complete monkey, and that

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i'm not even good at basketball!

thac 10-03-2007 10:00 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
hahahahahaha first

nutshot2 10-03-2007 10:00 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] rainkhan

cosimaninja 10-03-2007 10:01 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
wtf is this?? where is the daily BTYS fairytale?

BowToYourSensei 10-03-2007 10:02 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
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wtf is this?? where is the daily BTYS fairytale?

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boring day today


i ran over a unicorn this morning, but it got up and flew away on its own accord

Sykes 10-03-2007 10:03 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
just tell them you're not good at basketball.

problem solved.

cosimaninja 10-03-2007 10:07 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wtf is this?? where is the daily BTYS fairytale?

[/ QUOTE ]

boring day today


i ran over a unicorn this morning, but it got up and flew away on its own accord

[/ QUOTE ]
unicorns dont fly, your thinking of a pegasus


unicorn= http://childstoryhour.com/images/coloring/unicorn.jpg



pegasus= http://www.elysiumgates.com/mt_olympus/pegasus-trad.gif

BowToYourSensei 10-03-2007 10:08 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
nah, i think you're wrong

cosimaninja 10-03-2007 10:09 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
nah, i think you're wrong

[/ QUOTE ]
bout what?

BowToYourSensei 10-03-2007 10:12 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
nah, i think you're wrong

[/ QUOTE ]
bout what?

[/ QUOTE ]

unicorns have wings, ldo

to prove it, enclosed is a still photo of a unicorn

http://www.geocities.com/the_dilapid...es/pegasus.JPG

cosimaninja 10-03-2007 10:14 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
nah, i think you're wrong

[/ QUOTE ]
bout what?

[/ QUOTE ]

unicorns have wings, ldo

to prove it, enclosed is a still photo of a unicorn

http://www.geocities.com/the_dilapid...es/pegasus.JPG

[/ QUOTE ]

wow that picure must have been taken just before they went extinct

1968 10-03-2007 10:16 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
beat: you look like a sexual predator

MotorBoatingSOB 10-03-2007 10:27 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
actually i kind of imagined you looked/acted like this in real life. no offense meant of course...

tannenj 10-03-2007 10:29 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
let's go! let's go, let's go, let's go!

Kiddmother 10-03-2007 10:53 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
Seriously, how can we decide if your parents are full of [censored] or not without a real PICTURE of what you look like?

BowToYourSensei 10-03-2007 10:54 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, how can we decide if your parents are full of [censored] or not without a real PICTURE of what you look like?

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http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...PEV55_Day3.jpg

Kiddmother 10-03-2007 10:56 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, how can we decide if your parents are full of [censored] or not without a real PICTURE of what you look like?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...PEV55_Day3.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

hmmm, ok then, maybe we just better stick with your "on-line mental image" picture and I'll pretend I never looked at this thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] hehehehehehehe

Bad Beat Maker 10-03-2007 11:03 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
[x] Awesome thread.

gregorio 10-03-2007 11:07 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
Is the pic in OP a Where's Waldo-type game where we have to find BTYS? I guess Row 6, Column 4.

Dhani 10-03-2007 11:54 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
I hate that Nimrod. I hope he falls down a well. not the on ein the forums, but an actual well.

imabigdeal 10-03-2007 11:57 PM

Re: what a beat...
 
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZ ZZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Richard Tanner 10-04-2007 12:00 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
My only question is how did your dad see that vid you made?

Cody

Bigka79 10-04-2007 12:41 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
post pics of urself we need to compare

Dan87 10-04-2007 12:46 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
I DONT PLAY TO LOSE I PLAY TO WINN LETS DOOO THISSS HEVADDDDDDDD KAAAAAHNNN

jcg2005 10-04-2007 01:34 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
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I hate that Nimrod. I hope he falls down a well. not the on ein the forums, but an actual well.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL @ not the one in the forums.

TropAndEastern 10-04-2007 03:31 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
nah, i think you're wrong

[/ QUOTE ]
bout what?

[/ QUOTE ]

unicorns have wings, ldo

to prove it, enclosed is a still photo of a unicorn

http://www.geocities.com/the_dilapid...es/pegasus.JPG

[/ QUOTE ]

What you hit with your car is not a unicorn. Take another look at the picture. Unicorn = latin for "one horn." There's no horn on that beast. The horn is the principle feature defining a unicorn. That picture is a pegasus.

sk_limx 10-04-2007 03:48 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
loll

Astyanax 10-04-2007 05:19 AM

Re: what a beat...
 
post a pic of yourself to prove it

I look like tin-tin.


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