how many of us have an assitant?
 

most folks on here are in their 20s and watch entourage....sooooo for those of us that r lucky enough to beat online poker....who has an assitant? and what do u pay?


funny stories/jobs u have ur assitant do?
i woke mine up this mourning to get me coffee and batteries
he then came over and fell asleep smoking pot in my living room, then took some trash out before being late to his midterm.....i still paid him 12/hr (he did pre-roll a few blunts before passing out tho)

good talk.
discuss.

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your mom is the assistant for my dick

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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BITCH YOU GOT SERVED!

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just 1? pls, i have like 8 or 9 assisstants

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how does this assistant thing work? do u basically pay him to do all ur house chores and stuff, cause sounds like a pretty good deal for 12$/hr. I will keep it in mind when I become rich.

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i dont have an assistant but i do pay my housemates to do random tasks for me like getting me a glass of water or driving me to class (last year when i was in school lol)

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BTYS just owned you and high fived himself

...guess you gotta find his mom now and do the right thing

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lol it's baller, your assistant rolled you blunts I like that.

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seriously none of you have assistants.

sbrugby does - to watch when the fish log on to FTP. that is baller.

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seriously none of you have assistants.

sbrugby does - to watch when the fish log on to FTP. that is baller.

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sbrugby is also down 200 million.

new assistant needed, imo

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I think a few high stakes internet players have people who watch all the sites, then page them when certain people come on.

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lol, sbrugby didn't lose 200 million, he doesn't have that much.

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lol, sbrugby didn't lose 200 million, he doesn't have that much.

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you're right, ~150 million

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http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/in-your-face.jpg

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i dont have an assistant but i do pay my housemates to do random tasks for me like getting me a glass of water or driving me to class (last year when i was in school lol)

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glass of water lol... also that's a [censored] handy dude, i wouldn't mind paying someone to preroll some blunts for me, i'm lazy

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does he buy you ice cream every night also?

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seriously none of you have assistants.

sbrugby does - to watch when the fish log on to FTP. that is baller.

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yea actually i do...but i also live in a college town where a 12/hr job amongst my friends is pretty much the nuts.....

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busto says wut?

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My roommates would usually go out and get me food or run an errand for $5, and it would take 20 minutes at the most. Usually they'd go out in the morning and get me breakfast and snacks or whatever I felt like for the day. One time when it was raining I paid $8 for someone to get me a soda. I ended up getting some other stuff but I only really wanted a liter of 7up. Other times I'd have someone go out and buy food and make dinner for both of us and they'd get to eat for free. Once I tried paying my roommate $20 to get dressed in a suit, go buy food, prepare and clean everything for me but he turned it down. That would have been baller.

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My roommates would usually go out and get me food or run an errand for $5, and it would take 20 minutes at the most. Usually they'd go out in the morning and get me breakfast and snacks or whatever I felt like for the day. One time when it was raining I paid $8 for someone to get me a soda. I ended up getting some other stuff but I only really wanted a liter of 7up. Other times I'd have someone go out and buy food and make dinner for both of us and they'd get to eat for free. Once I tried paying my roommate $20 to get dressed in a suit, go buy food, prepare and clean everything for me but he turned it down. That would have been baller.

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up the ante?

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This is our full time assistant for the sngicon mansion


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1...t08ut81mz2.jpg

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i have a PA i pay 500 a week. she cooks cleans pays my bills runs errands etc etc etc. its nice

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I've seriously considered getting one for like an hour a day, to get me lunch and do my laundry and take care of stupid stuff i dont want to do. What is a reasonable rate to pay somebody to do that in San Francisco?

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I really want one but I don't think I can pull this off at college without coming across as a huge douchebag.

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I've seriously considered getting one for like an hour a day, to get me lunch and do my laundry and take care of stupid stuff i dont want to do. What is a reasonable rate to pay somebody to do that in San Francisco?

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20 dollas, 25 if u got 'em driving everywhere

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i have a PA i pay 500 a week. she cooks cleans pays my bills runs errands etc etc etc. its nice

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pics?

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Can I craigslist a PA... I've been looking for one hardcore. Fliers at local colleges.

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Dear God, I pray that poker never dies!! It'd be hard for some of you guys to live with "real world" monies!!! Also, nobody commented on "assitant" yet??
Kiddmom

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Dear God, I pray that poker never dies!! It'd be hard for some of you guys to live with "real world" monies!!! Also, nobody commented on "assitant" yet??
Kiddmom

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lol, billyjex made fun of me for that on aim...my assiStant will change it tomorrow....ha!

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This is our full time assistant for the sngicon mansion


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1...t08ut81mz2.jpg

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Haha, no love for our assistant? Most people must have thought it was a joke.

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Yeah I have no idea who bigjoe was until i looked at your site. He has an aston martin, but he doesn't have an avatar or custom title so there is no way I can remember him.

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Yeah I have no idea who bigjoe was until i looked at your site. He has an aston martin, but he doesn't have an avatar or custom title so there is no way I can remember him.

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mod should just make joe's avatar his picture from wsop grinning like an idiot

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SNG icons house assistant is hot, but i think i can steal her form yall.

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This is our full time assistant for the sngicon mansion


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1...t08ut81mz2.jpg

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Haha, no love for our assistant? Most people must have thought it was a joke.

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Whatever happened w/ this

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Whatever happened w/ this

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We close on Oct. 18th. I think there's 1 spot open right now.