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Settle a argument between my friends about the proper condom etiquette....

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for serious? throw them away....

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ur supposed to take them off after?

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You are suppossed to have the chick take care of them LDO.

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You flush them so the girl can't go into the trash can after it and set you up for rape or babies, LDO.

T
(Ain't ya ever seen The Crush???)

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You flush them so the girl can't go into the trash can after it and set you up for rape or babies, LDO.

T
(Ain't ya ever seen The Crush???)

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Take the woman's advice folks. Always flush your own [censored]. There's LOTS of scheisty women out there who'll pull a fast one on you if you're not careful.

Edited to add: BTW, real men blow their loads in a chick's mouth or hair. Teenage boys finsh in condoms ldo

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I used to flush my condoms and now I have to pay child support to 7 tunas and a lobster.

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Just get rid of them ASAP - out the car window - in the garbage, were ever ! I FN hate condoms !

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You are suppossed to have the chick take care of them LDO.

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You flush them so the girl can't go into the trash can after it and set you up for rape or babies, LDO.

T
(Ain't ya ever seen The Crush???)

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Time to upset the setup!!!

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beat: my toilet isnt strong enough to flush condoms

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HUDGE BEAT: one split last thursday & just found out the morning after pill only works 19/20 FFS

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19/20 is pretty good

thats like your odds of losing with pocket aces twice in a row

...oh [censored]

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You flush them so the girl can't go into the trash can after it and set you up for rape or babies, LDO.

T
(Ain't ya ever seen The Crush???)

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Take the woman's advice folks. Always flush your own [censored]. There's LOTS of scheisty women out there who'll pull a fast one on you if you're not careful.

Edited to add: BTW, real men blow their loads in a chick's mouth or hair. Teenage boys finsh in condoms ldo

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Yes

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I noticed the BASTARD option is disproportionately low. I wonder why???? It seems to be appropriate for some of these tricky women. its tricky to rock around the clock all night thats right its tricky.... tricky tricky tricky

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On your GFs parents floor...

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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome

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Sorry i cant get enough of this LOC.

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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome

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Sorry i cant get enough of this LOC.

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I'm not sure if the pleasures all mine or all yours, babe.

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rinse it out and put it back in your wallet

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rinse it out and put it back in your wallet

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flushing condoms just cannot be good for the pipes/whatever the hell it goes to

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flushing condoms just cannot be good for the pipes/whatever the hell it goes to

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I always feel a tinge of guilt with every flush.

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you seriously flush?

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Condoms are for pussies

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flushing condoms just cannot be good for the pipes/whatever the hell it goes to

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I always feel a tinge of guilt with every flush.

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lol u should just cum inside her then

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Below please find the instructions for using and disposing of condoms.

Before sex:
1. Open wrapper, but do NOT tear the foil into two pieces. Leave 1/8th or so of the side still attached.
2. Lubricate both sides of the tip of the condom and your penis.
3. Apply condom properly -- start to unroll it onto your finger if you can't instinctively figure out the proper side. If you have to touch both sides of the condom to your penis to apply it, discard it and start over. This is why condoms are sold in 3-packs.

After sex:
1. Slide off condom so that your ejaculate stays in the bag, not on your skin/hands/bedsheets.
2. Rinse ejaculate down the drain, if you're that paranoid. Otherwise, collapse the condom such that no air is inside, and tie a knot into the end.
3. Insert the used condom into the wrapper. If you failed step 1 of the pre-sex briefing, stick the little strip of foil in there too.
4. Obtain a long strip of toilet paper (at least two feet -- a kleenex is fine also) and wrap the condom up, forming a long, thin cylinder, like a used tampon.
5. Throw it in a trashcan.
6. Wash your hands. Repeat, if desired.

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you seriously flush?

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At my house i throw away. If i am a guest I flush.

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Where's the option for "How would I know? I never use one"?

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Condoms are for pussies

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i may be in the minority here but I feel you should use them for asses too

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Where's the option for "How would I know? I never use one"?

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QFT

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Condoms are for pussies

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i may be in the minority here but I feel you should use them for asses too

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Ass babies are the worst.

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Flush, 100% of the time, not even close.

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My girl swallows.

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I used to flush my condoms and now I have to pay child support to 7 tunas and a lobster.

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I chuckled

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"Condoms are for sailors baby"

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I just tell my girl to wash her face.. Is that considered a flush?

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I think I'm going to dispose of one in GF's shoe next time.

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toilet

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I don't use them

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I don't use them

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are you on the pill?