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Smell The Glove 10-02-2007 04:14 AM

What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
I was on the internet reading up on Wet and Messy Fetishism and I came across this awesome list of sexual paraphilias.

Paraphilias are [ QUOTE ]
persistent, intense fantasies, aberrant urges, or behaviors involving sexual arousal to nonhuman objects, pain or humiliation experienced by oneself or one's partner, children or other nonconsenting individuals or unsuitable partners. Paraphilias may interfere with the capacity for reciprocal affectionate sexual activity. [1] Paraphilia is also used to imply non-mainstream sexual practices without necessarily implying dysfunction or deviance (see Clinical warnings section). Also, it may describe sexual feelings toward otherwise non-sexual objects.

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Here are some that I didn't realize someone could be turned on by, but upon review and reflection, I think they're hawt:
Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
Autoabasiophilia: sexual attraction to oneself being lame or crippled
Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (a girl who crushes small animals = 8==========D)
Food play: sexual arousal from food
Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal
Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors (Hi kniper)
Salirophila: sexual arousal by ruining (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner (this is related to the thing that I was looking up)
Tamakeri (a Japanese term): sexual arousal from having a male kicked in the testicles by a woman
Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing


And here are some that I've always thought are hawt:
Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness
Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play (or being strangled); including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings
Nyotaimori (a Japanese term): sexual arousal by eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a (usually naked) woman
Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain
Tickling fetishism (aka Acarophilia): sexual pleasure from being tickled or itching
Pregnancy fetishism: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women



bonus fetish: [ QUOTE ]
The sneeze fetish is a sexual fetish that is characterized by a person's interest, pleasure or sexual attraction to other’s sneezing, and/or a person’s own sneezing.

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lol humans are weird


anyway, there are tons more awesome paraphilias on that list. Claim the ones that get your rox off imo!


btw, here's some bonus pics of wet and messy chicks:

(relax baby, that's just mud, not poop)
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5...ramessygq7.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7...babes01nx8.jpg

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/4...ndmessyzs1.jpg

Conspire 10-02-2007 04:19 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
Maybe im old fashioned even though im 23 but the only interesting one to me is Amaurophilia.

Dudd 10-02-2007 04:23 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (a girl who crushes small animals = 8==========D)

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Are we talking insects here, or rodents, or what? Either way, I'm confused.

4drugmoney 10-02-2007 04:49 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
Someone link that craigslist add for the guy who wants to nail a chick with cerebral palsy. I think I would like the one were you get kicked in the nutz.

Das Budrick 10-02-2007 04:56 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
more like cerebral LOLsy<font color="white"> imo </font>

4drugmoney 10-02-2007 05:12 AM

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more like cerebral LOLsy<font color="white"> imo </font>

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Oh man thats so wrong...yet so funny

BooNaNy 10-02-2007 05:22 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
Whatever happened to good ole T1ts and Arse?

doubLe a tom 10-02-2007 05:27 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (a girl who crushes small animals = 8==========D)

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Are we talking insects here, or rodents, or what? Either way, I'm aroused.

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Conspire 10-02-2007 05:29 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
We need a (nsfw) picture gallery for some of these paraphilias.

inyourface 10-02-2007 06:02 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
its only necrophilia and beastiality for me

garcia1000 10-02-2007 07:51 AM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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Nyotaimori (a Japanese term): sexual arousal by eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a (usually naked) woman

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I highlighted the relevant parts of your post. Seriously, how can this one not be the best ever?

Dominic 10-02-2007 01:24 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
I guess I'm boring...give me boobies and a nice butt and I'm perfectly happy.

Okay, I do like little white cotton panties, does that count?

Smell The Glove 10-02-2007 01:33 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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Nyotaimori (a Japanese term): sexual arousal by eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a (usually naked) woman

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I highlighted the relevant parts of your post. Seriously, how can this one not be the best ever?

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nsfw i guess

Triumph36 10-02-2007 01:53 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
i am only aroused by trees and other large plants

siihp_wrecked 10-08-2007 12:32 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/640...1826014gf8.jpg

- sorry, but I'm far too turned on by this for it to be SFW

Tartufo 10-08-2007 01:21 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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Tamakeri (a Japanese term): sexual arousal from having a male kicked in the testicles by a woman

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WTF? How can anyone perform after that?

JereLock 10-08-2007 01:26 PM

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I'd get dirty with her....


Katoptronophilia!

Smell The Glove 10-08-2007 01:30 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
oh yeah, and human furniture:
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8...rniturecu5.jpg

DING-DONG YO 10-08-2007 01:30 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
WTF does this even mean?

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Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age

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WJL 10-08-2007 01:35 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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WTF does this even mean?

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Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age

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It means you like adult women who look like little girls.

DING-DONG YO 10-08-2007 01:39 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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WTF does this even mean?

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Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age

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It means you like adult women who look like little girls.

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Isn't that almost everyone? Look at Rachel Leigh Cook. Youth is attractive to men, LDO.

WJL 10-08-2007 01:59 PM

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WTF does this even mean?

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Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age

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It means you like adult women who look like little girls.

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Isn't that almost everyone? Look at Rachel Leigh Cook. Youth is attractive to men, LDO.

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I never did get the catholic schoolgirl thing myself. I always preferred adult women that looked like hot, experienced adult women.

BPA234 10-08-2007 02:05 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
I don't know. I mean, do I have to clean up after? If she does, than maybe. Seems like a lot of work and a delay to getting me a sandwich. Plus the remote might get [censored] up.

Just saying.

DING-DONG YO 10-08-2007 02:19 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
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WTF does this even mean?

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Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age

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It means you like adult women who look like little girls.

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Isn't that almost everyone? Look at Rachel Leigh Cook. Youth is attractive to men, LDO.

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I never did get the catholic schoolgirl thing myself. I always preferred adult women that looked like hot, experienced adult women.

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me too, I do like hot women that are healthy and take care of themselves. I generally don't find adult women that look like 12 y/os (like RLC) all that attractive.

its_just_me 10-08-2007 03:07 PM

Re: What Paraphilias get your rocks off? (nsfw)
 
you guys are pervs and need to see a doctor!!!!!1

fwiw, i like midgets eating handfuls of their own [censored] while getting raped from a opossum


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