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Post your bad beats and all you other doesn't really deserve a thread but I want to post it anyways crap here.

Also, post for site to site xfers here.

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Goals for October:

*Be at 5/10 by the end of the month.
*Run better at 3/6.
*Get work done on honors thesis.
*Study for Putnam.

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Kill Sit N hos.
Final table the Nightly (or get people to go back to calling it the Royale with Cheese).
Win a $55 or $109.
Go deep in a Sunday tourney.

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- not be busto

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visit some new countries
not play poker

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not play poker

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Que?

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not play poker

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Que?

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dunno if i spend too much time playing poker i wont spend enough time enjoying these cool places im visiting

so i figure ill just take a month or two off and chill. back in december to spend some time warming up for aussie millions then will perform the ultimate ONE-UP when i win the 10k event

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Chk-raised for the umpteenth time after missing every flop. I finally hit one and Stars fecks me over as per usual.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB (t7595)
UTG (t7410)
UTG+1 (t2185)
MP1 (t3760)
MP2 (t4220)
MP3 (t5265)
CO (t6005)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t2760)</font>
<font color="#C00000">SB (t2765)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t450</font>, SB calls t375, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (t1050) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t600</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1500</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2310</font>, SB calls t810.

Turn: (t5670) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t5670) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t5670

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 4s 3s (two pair, fours and threes).
Hero has Qd Ah (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins t5670. </font>

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In case anyone cares, I moved my blog over to CardRunners

ok thx

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In case anyone cares, I moved my blog over to CardRunners

ok thx

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ban this spammer pls

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Win at least 1 PCyeahyeaAAAH package.

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October poker goals:

- get better
- focus 2p2 use on things that help with ^
- follow schedule, balance poker with life
- win pca and/or sydney appt package

Kinda need that last one, wife is already excited about the vacation.

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October Goals:

- Play more MTTs than September (~10)
- Play more cash game hands than September (~2K?)
- Get BR up to ~5K?
- Cubs win World Series

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- Cubs win World Series

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October Goals:

- Cubs win World Series

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this is all I ask...

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Win at least 1 PCyeahyeaAAAH package.

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Retain GoldStar level thru cash games. Play 5K hands or more. Win $2K+ while doing that.

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Goals:

-Lose all my PCA satellites, go anyway, and bust level 1, and have thayer IM me "f u" 5 minutes later (since he is already busto as well)

-Play less than 10k cash hands again since I hate money

-Continue putting up more of my own money propbetting than I have ever put up for a poker tournament

-Spend more money on random luxory items than Adam Junglen does

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-beat up 2/4 for enough hands and money to move up; rinse, repeat
-enjoy life away from poker, which includes a long list of things

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My goal is to just play tournaments this month, and balance my love/hate relationship of tournaments with grinding 2/4 PLO

Gonna play everything except the 100r+, and gonna try and sat into the 1k's but wont buy in directly.

I'm already 97.44th percentile in p5's thanks to my one FTOPS score, so clearly I only need to play tournaments for like 2 months to get ranked

rank clayton, k thx.

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I want to not be me anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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- Cubs win World Series

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i know im nobody around here, but ive got $100 ftp with someone's name on it if they've got $100 stars for me

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to get out of the biggest rut of my poker career...

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Most absurd hand ever

PokerStars Game #12383065330: Tournament #62647139, $7.00+$0.70 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/01 - 19:15:00 (ET)
Table '62647139 15' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: RoryClan83 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: TK Bones (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: Caliskrillya (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: nanna-4 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: SuperUberBob (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: NightHawk198 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: magnoliabum (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: MeCrazy (1500 in chips)
TK Bones: posts small blind 10
Caliskrillya: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SuperUberBob [Kh 4h]
nanna-4: calls 20
SuperUberBob: folds
NightHawk198 is connected
NightHawk198: raises 70 to 90
magnoliabum: folds
MeCrazy: folds
RoryClan83: folds
TK Bones: folds
Caliskrillya: folds
nanna-4: calls 70
*** FLOP *** [Jd 6s Kc]
nanna-4: checks
NightHawk198: bets 210
nanna-4: raises 210 to 420
NightHawk198: raises 210 to 630
nanna-4: raises 210 to 840
NightHawk198: raises 210 to 1050
tuliprose8 is connected
nanna-4: raises 210 to 1260
NightHawk198: raises 150 to 1410 and is all-in
nanna-4: calls 150 and is all-in
SuperUberBob said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [Jd 6s Kc] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 6s Kc 7s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nanna-4: shows [Jc As] (a pair of Jacks)
NightHawk198: shows [Qc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
NightHawk198 collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 6s Kc 7s 9h Jd 6s Kc 7s 9h]
Seat 1: RoryClan83 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TK Bones (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Caliskrillya (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: nanna-4 showed [Jc As] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: SuperUberBob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: NightHawk198 showed [Qc Kd] and won (3030) with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: magnoliabum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MeCrazy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

min re-re-re-re-reraise!

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- Yanks beat the Cubs to win World Series

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<font color="blue"> BRAG: Oh and Yeah found out today I have Yanks GAME 2 WS tickets when they get there.</font>

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october goal:

win lots of money and a pca package without hearing the words, "...but how much did you lose?"

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Please kill me. [Censorization] October.

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LOL:

PokerStars Game #12385058728: Tournament #62853763, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/01 - 21:07:30 (ET)
Table '62853763 4' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: fabregarp (1810 in chips)
Seat 2: mza323 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: drewgolf99 (1370 in chips)
Seat 4: whitarican (1460 in chips)
Seat 5: Bald Warrior (1620 in chips)
Seat 6: McNickels (1580 in chips)
Seat 7: bannyking (1450 in chips)
Seat 8: drewskee (1360 in chips)
Seat 9: Perplexity (1430 in chips)
mza323: posts small blind 15
drewgolf99: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Perplexity [Ac Ad]
whitarican: raises 60 to 90
Bald Warrior: folds
McNickels: folds
bannyking: folds
drewskee: calls 90
Perplexity: raises 260 to 350
fabregarp: raises 1460 to 1810 and is all-in
mza323: calls 1475 and is all-in
drewgolf99: folds
whitarican: calls 1370 and is all-in
drewskee: folds
Perplexity: calls 1080 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Td Qc 7d]
drewgolf99 said, "haha wowo"
*** TURN *** [Td Qc 7d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Td Qc 7d 3s] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mza323: shows [Qh Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
fabregarp: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
mza323 collected 60 from side pot-2
whitarican: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)
mza323 collected 90 from side pot-1
Perplexity: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
mza323 collected 5840 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5990 Main pot 5840. Side pot-1 90. Side pot-2 60. | Rake 0
Board [Td Qc 7d 3s 9s]
Seat 1: fabregarp (button) showed [Jh Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: mza323 (small blind) showed [Qh Qd] and won (5990) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: drewgolf99 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: whitarican showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Bald Warrior folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: McNickels folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bannyking folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: drewskee folded before Flop
Seat 9: Perplexity showed [Ac Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces

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I want to not be me anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dude most depressing reply ever?

Whats up with this?!

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I want to not be me anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You don't have to be anything you don't want to be. It just takes the courage and determination to change.

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F this F that

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I want to not be me anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You don't have to be anything you don't want to be. It just takes the courage and determination to change.

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Except that gobbo is pure awesomeness, so I don't get not wanting to be gobbo.

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I'm taking one week off from poker, put in something insane like 120 hours in September.


BTW I lost my receipts from TS tournies, do you guys think they will be able to find copies for me?

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i've asked before and they said they dont keep them

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Seat 1: mka334 (8025 in chips)
Seat 2: sweetlou49 (4290 in chips)
Seat 3: icebluemax (2041 in chips)
Seat 4: Dirty Willie (5128 in chips)
Seat 5: juanicm (910 in chips)
Seat 6: fenwaymagic (4298 in chips)
Seat 7: HCTORCERIF (10287 in chips)
Seat 8: happydan19 (2160 in chips)
Seat 9: ThaiPhoon (2350 in chips)
sweetlou49: posts small blind 75
icebluemax: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mka334 [8s 7c]
Dirty Willie: folds
juanicm: calls 150
fenwaymagic: folds
HCTORCERIF: folds
happydan19: folds
ThaiPhoon: folds
mka334: calls 150
sweetlou49: calls 75
icebluemax: checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 7s Th]
sweetlou49: bets 150
icebluemax: folds
juanicm: calls 150
mka334: raises 750 to 900
sweetlou49: calls 750
juanicm: calls 610 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8h 7s Th] [3c]
sweetlou49: checks
mka334: bets 6975 and is all-in
sweetlou49: calls 3240 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [8h 7s Th 3c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sweetlou49: shows [9d Tc] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
mka334: shows [8s 7c] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
sweetlou49 collected 6760 from side pot
juanicm: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces)
sweetlou49 collected 2880 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9640 Main pot 2880. Side pot 6760. | Rake 0
Board [8h 7s Th 3c Js]
Seat 1: mka334 (button) showed [8s 7c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 2: sweetlou49 (small blind) showed [9d Tc] and won (9640) with a straight, Seven to Jack

sweetlou49: lol
Dealer: happydan19, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
sweetlou49: 14 outs
sweetlou49: 28%

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didn't realize button was still in the hand...FUUUUK

Seat 1: wrstlrs (12277 in chips)
Seat 2: mka334 (97476 in chips)
Seat 4: ThaiPhoon (9890 in chips)
Seat 5: Murry (5003 in chips)
Seat 6: fenwaymagic (49336 in chips)
Seat 7: sarlatan (13725 in chips)
Seat 8: ci401 (67550 in chips)
Seat 9: riverjose (14743 in chips)
wrstlrs: posts the ante 125
mka334: posts the ante 125
ThaiPhoon: posts the ante 125
Murry: posts the ante 125
fenwaymagic: posts the ante 125
sarlatan: posts the ante 125
ci401: posts the ante 125
riverjose: posts the ante 125
sarlatan: posts small blind 600
ci401: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mka334 [Td Kc]
riverjose: folds
wrstlrs: folds
mka334: raises 1270 to 2470
ThaiPhoon: folds
Murry: folds
fenwaymagic: calls 2470
sarlatan: calls 1870
ci401: calls 1270
*** FLOP *** [8c Kh 8d]
sarlatan: bets 1200
ci401: folds
mka334: raises 28800 to 30000
fenwaymagic: raises 16741 to 46741 and is all-in
sarlatan: calls 9930 and is all-in
mka334: calls 16741
*** TURN *** [8c Kh 8d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [8c Kh 8d 4c] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mka334: shows [Td Kc] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
fenwaymagic: shows [Ah 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
fenwaymagic collected 71222 from side pot
sarlatan: shows [Ad Kd] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
mka334 said, "**** didnt realize you were still in the hand"
fenwaymagic collected 44270 from main pot

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thats what you get from lurking 2p2 while playing.

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I don't get it. You still lost to both players. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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ship the 33rebuy, 1 day into the month and one win. booyah.