brag: gfs dad thinks play money is real money
 

so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT, and my girlfriend mentioned something about it to her parents.

her dad looked at me knowingly, as if he and i were in the same boat, and then later, when his wife wasn't around, confided in me that he had "won 5,000 dollars the other night."

even though i was 100% sure it was impossible, i was interested in what he was talking about. luckily, he decided to "show me his winnings" by logging onto pogo.com (dont know if anyone has heard of it... i hadn't) and firing up a "high stakes" table.

"see," he said, motioning towards the 250k stack of play money he had. he then started to show me "how to really play this game," and when i suggested he consider position in some of his moves he a) had no idea what i meant by position and b) completely disregarded it

beat: during his play he called a guy down for like 125k with 37 on a AKT39 board

variance: he won the hand

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variance II: gf's dad makes sick reads ala durrr

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dude hustle him out of his play money chips

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this is a beat.

if you have kids with the gf... just think of the genetics...

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hustle him

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yea except

variance: girlfriend is genius

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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sound it out clown... an EM-TEE-TEE

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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What?

Edit: You ninja editor, you!

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rofl at beat and variance

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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this is hilarious

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Would have been better if:


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brag: gfs dad thinks real money is play money

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Trade him $5k on pogo for $2k cash.

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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this is hilarious

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seriously, I'm laughing so hard right now.

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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this is sad

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you didn't tell him it wasn't real?

wtf? he believes that some website will give him hudge moniez when he hasn't deposited with them?

can't wait until he tries to withdraw...

or better still.. orders a Benz + cruise prior to attempting to withdraw..

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hmmm my dad just told me poker is that simple game where the guys just have to bet on the flop turn and river [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img](.

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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you must be related to the dad

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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Ok ty, this is what i was clearly not understanding. LOL @ the OCD pic, too true.

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was he excited when he won the 125k?

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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NH sir

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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Your a idiot. An real ignoramus. What is you're problems?

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I dont understand.

Does he seriously think he has 250k of available cash? Is he hiding these assets from his family?

Does he spend money in bars/shops/wherever like crazy cause he thinks hes a balla? lol, that could have serious consequences.

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That's the most hilarious [censored] ever. The events are funny but the way it was told just made it all the more so...

Well done sir.

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convince him to buy a new lambo. then drive it

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hmmm my dad just told me poker is that simple game where the guys just have to bet on the flop turn and river [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img](.

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Your dad is Grimstarr?

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"beat: during his play he called a guy down for like 125k with 37 on a AKT39 board

variance: he won the hand"

ha ha ha aha haha hahaha ahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha wow. great story

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so I luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an MTT

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Would you say " i luckboxed my way into winning like 600 dollars in an multi table tournament"???

Why do ppl write "an mtt"?

wejhfleraghe;rgherq;ghero';hg [censored]

/petpeeve

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Your a idiot. An real ignoramus. What is your problem?

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Wait, did I just get levelled.

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"beat: during his play he called a guy down for like 125k with 37 on a AKT39 board

variance: he won the hand"

ha ha ha aha haha hahaha ahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha wow. great story

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This is standard on pogo high stakes. My dad has over 2,000,000 on pogo - mostly from bowling though. Calling with any pair or A high is always for value here.

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wow he is playing 100k+ pots and you are bragging about a $600 donkament. you suck

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I really hope this was a massive level and that her dad is actually antonious.

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I really hope this was a massive level and that her dad is actually antonious.

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no, cause then he'd have a bf DUCY?

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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an BBQ?

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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an BBQ?

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an GTFO!

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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an BBQ?

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an GTFO!

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an STFU

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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an BBQ?

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be-be-cue. just like you use "an" before "hour" (for example), it's about the initial sound. abbreviation has nothing to do with it.

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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an BBQ?

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an GTFO!

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an STFU

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a ORLY?

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you use an when the next word starts with a vowel, or is an abbreviation (em-tee-tee).

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an BBQ?

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"An" is used when the first SOUND of the next word is a vowel sound. Em-Tee-Tee: check. Bee-Bee-Kyu: nope.