I am going to single handidly change the future of online poker
 

I currently play mostly 2/4-3/6. Earlier this year I moved up from 1/2 where using my 500+ buy in bankroll strategy played the same stakes for over a year and dominated the $200s.

I plan on 24 tabling the 1/2 games for many hours/day.(I will also need to get a few other people for this to work) Here's the plan... basically what I'm going to do is stop the progression of any and all small stakes/micro stakes players from building a bankroll and moving up stakes. As soon as they try to move up to the $200s, it will be nearly impossible to beat since I will have a team of a few other hand picked players who can crush the $200s playing all of the tables all the time. So no one will be making money at the middle/high stakes except the players that already are. Then as soon as the next poker boom comes, there will be a lot of new dead money coming in at middle/higher stakes, and not nearly enough sharks to handle all of them. at that point we will stop crushing dreams/bankrolls at the $200s and go to high stakes and collect on all of our hard work. that wouldn't quite add up since we would be missing out on opportunity costs from playing higher stakes now right?.....wrong...... in the meantime, we would be charging a fee to all of the current middle/high stakes sharks for us to do this and keep any potential prospects from moving up.

I figure we will need 2-3 of us at all 1/2 tables all the time to prevent anyone else from winning money. I'm going to bring carrot on board, and we will pick a few others to help us with this. I haven't told carrot of this idea yet but i'm pretty sure once he hears it he will want to jump on board.

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[x] lol

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[x] foolproof

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[ ]single handidly

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this is ridiculous.

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[?] Seriously, who invented the [x] checkmark-system. I can't imagine a reality without it anymore.

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you cant ask a question starting with the [x].

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[ ] going to change the future of online poker

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[x] good use of checkboxes

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Im gonna print out the OP and the first three replies.

Im still laughing.

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lolol awesome

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and here i thought this was gonna be about homeless people

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[x] variance: looks like hes serieuoz

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oh oh oh wait, and let me guess:

If the highstakes sharks refuse to pay up you send Jman, Ivey and PA to follow them around and take their money?

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somehow I think if he's 24tabling he's going to really help the people that just moved up

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in the near future, people move directly from .5/1 to 2/4 to subvert the shark infested waters at 1/2

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but how much did you smoke before coming up with this?

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LOL, who want to team with me and to the same at 100NL?

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this plan is ingenious, a Swiss [censored] watch

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LOL, who want to team with me and to the same at 100NL?

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Screw you, im setting up a team for 50NL so we will bottleneck the cash so it doesnt even get to 100NL.

The one flaw in my plan is if someone undercuts me and bottlenecks 25NL, but i just dont see anyone being that cunning...

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'Playing all of the 200's all of the time' Hmm, is anyone ever going to get some sleep?

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'Playing all of the 200's all of the time' Hmm, is anyone ever going to get some sleep?

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he probably didnt think of that and serveral other things

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lol good idea

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LOL, who want to team with me and to the same at 100NL?

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Screw you, im setting up a team for 50NL so we will bottleneck the cash so it doesnt even get to 100NL.

The one flaw in my plan is if someone undercuts me and bottlenecks 25NL, but i just dont see anyone being that cunning...

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[img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] i thought it was a great plan

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AAAAh thats the reason i cant beat 200NL lol

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ha i love it

can i be a substitute for when one of you guys just dont feel like working

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in the near future, people move directly from .5/1 to 2/4 to subvert the shark infested waters at 1/2

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lollllllll

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[ ] Good at poker.

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not even funny

bad attempt

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SWONGS ??? Induspitible !!!11!

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[ ] spell checked the title

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anyone else thing the most LOL part was the 500 buyin bankroll part?

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ROFL

PokerSiteScout says there are 422 5-6max tables $1/2 NL open at the moment and that's not counting the 50p/£1 and e1/2 euro games...

Let's say you can find teammates who can 10 table 8 hrs/day every day without burnout.

That means you need 120 people capable of taking all the money off $200 NL tables whilst 10 tabling and willing to work with you to do so - hmm - you aren't just planning to beat the game but to stop all the other players who are better than average at those stakes from 'building their bankroll'. Mate you couldn't do it one-tabling nm with 119 others 10 tabling..

Or if you are suggesting team play at the same tables then a) you will needs many x more people and b) you will just get banned if there is any sort of softplay or dodgy play at all between you..

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i approve

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in the near future, people move directly from .5/1 to 2/4 to subvert the shark infested waters at 1/2

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lollllllll

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in the near future, people move directly from .5/1 to 2/4 to subvert the shark infested waters at 1/2

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i subverted your mom last night

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[x] lol, racketeering.

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in the meantime, we would be charging a fee to all of the current middle/high stakes sharks for us to do this and keep any potential prospects from moving up.

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sounds great, i'm kinda busy though, so i'll just PM my bank account information so you can take the fee out yourself

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in the near future, people move directly from .5/1 to 2/4 to subvert the shark infested waters at 1/2

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Awesome

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and here i thought this was gonna be about homeless people

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