Brag: Got 10 bucks free
 

Beat: obvious

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ADANTHAR,

We haven’t seen you at the tables for a while, and we miss you! So, we’ve added $10 to your account for you to enjoy a game courtesy of AbsolutePoker.

Use the cash to play whatever game or tournament you like. It’s already in your account. There’s absolutely no catch.

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Please note that the $10 will be removed from your account on Oct 15th if you have not used it by then, so be sure to use it ASAP.

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now taking suggestions on what to do with it

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Shortstack NL50 and shove every hand obv. Unless Absolute has blackjack.

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stake someone.

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stake ME.

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Or send it to LuckJim. Or light it on fire... or run it up as high as possible on blackjack before busto.

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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isn't the "we're taking it back in 2 weeks" thing a catch?

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make a video of you lighting it on fire. send video to luckyjimm

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Please note that the $10 will be stolen from you by one of our superuser accounts on Oct 15th if you have not used it by then, so be sure to use it ASAP.

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make a video of you lighting it on fire. send video to luckyjimm

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lol

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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Or send it to LuckJim. Or light it on fire... or run it up as high as possible on blackjack before busto.

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Perfect BBV response A+

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go to a play money table, watch 5 mins, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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But this is a good idea if you can be bothered.

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the worst player you see.

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how is this not better?

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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This is a really good idea, you could make someones day.

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Send it to Mark Seif...he could use it

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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This is a really good idea, you could make someones day.

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This is BBV, we're not about making someone's day, we're about hurting feelings, amusing ourselves, and horse porn.

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Go to the lowest nano stakes table, watch 5 minutes, and transfer it to the best player you see. You could save somebody like 2 weeks of grinding nanos.

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Beat: obvious

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ADANTHAR,

We haven’t seen you at the tables for a while, and we miss you! So, we’ve added $10 to your account for you to enjoy a game courtesy of AbsolutePoker.

Use the cash to play whatever game or tournament you like. It’s already in your account. There’s absolutely no catch.

blah blah blah

Please note that the $10 will be removed from your account on Oct 15th if you have not used it by then, so be sure to use it ASAP.

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now taking suggestions on what to do with it

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Down paymet superuser account ?

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Definetly play money account.

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U can ship to me AB NAME- STONED_TURK

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10 $1 hookers.

2 $5 hookers.

1 $10 hooker.

Roll a 3 sided dice to decide which to choose.

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stake greycat

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the worst player you see.

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how is this not better?

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because it will be gone in 5 hands, what's the point

otherwise, you could be staking the next whitelime. that would be pretty sick.

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beat: downloaded AP for my free 10 bucks, and i didnt have any

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Instead of giving it to some moron at the nanos just give it to me, another random moron, who actually uses AP as their main site.

AP screen name: Stichio

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Transfer it to Doubledrag along with a note that says "Thanks guys, but why don't you just keep it."

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I got this from UB, I instablackjacked it to $40. I need to play a little to get enough rake on rreduction to cash out my rakeback, then I'll have a free $60 or something to buy some jr cheeseburgers. I think they said they're going to take the $10 back on the 9th of Oct or something no matter what, that seems so [censored] shady but what do you expect from the ultimatebeat.

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Transfer it to Doubledrag along with a note that says "Thanks guys, but why don't you just keep it."

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I like this.

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Go to the lowest nano stakes table, watch 5 minutes, and transfer it to the best player you see. You could save somebody like 2 weeks of grinding nanos.

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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i should of done this with the 20 free bucks from party, much more fun than playing on there.

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Blackjack is the only reasonable option

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shipit to snowbank for operation stonewall

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heres what i did with mine, put 1 on blackjack and won, took 11 to an sng, won it and played another and got third, played a 55 sng and won, played another and won, played 1 215 and 2 109s and went busto

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try a game that you don't know how to play.

also... i am pretty sure they won't let you transfer it to someone. they said they'd take it back if it wasn't used.

used - as in on their tables... paying rake to them.

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I say do anything which decreases the probability that absolute will get to keep the majority of it. Clearly blackjack is out. Losing it to players at small stakes is an ok idea tho.

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what a question.

Make somebody in BBV do stupid stuff. Like we always do. Then chipdump it. lol, its absolute.

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Results?

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$10 Donk & go, keep doubling it up for a few days and cash out...

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Give it to a homeless person to spin it up. If he wins make sure he spends it on something worthwhile, like coffee.

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go to a play money table, watch 5 hands, and transfer it to the best player you see.

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This is a really good idea, you could make someones day.

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This is BBV, we're not about making someone's day, we're about hurting feelings, amusing ourselves, and horse porn.

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right after xanta said that i bet he was 16 tabling play money