I Raise! Why?
 

live table. You are the only white dude, all others are asian. Gambool is in full effect. You are card dead and getting your ass handed to you in general, but having a good time at a fun, excellent table. You actually pick up a big hand and announce, "I raise!". Without missing a beat, one other dude immediately asks, "Why?"

What is the most +ev thing to say in response? Does it matter? If it doesn't matter, what is the funniest thing to say?

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

Sceam "I have pocket Aces"

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

Scream in your best Chinese accent "Egg-a Rolls for Everyone!"

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

Shlimp flied lice!!!!!!

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

Pocket douche!!! Pocket douche!!!

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

"Because it's fun" or something else brief and vague

or don't say anything and just laugh like you enjoy the joke

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

"Why not?"

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

You have 3 options:

"I raise for Chinese New Year"

"The Moo Moo Gai Pan has put me on wicked tilt"

"WWMD - What would Mao do?"

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

I normally say, "cuz I'm addicted to raising, its fun, try it sometime."

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

Peer pressure.

Re: I Raise! Why?
 

Locked because: This is a BBV thread, not a B&M forum thread.

I think its best that we don't move it, every once in a while we have to remind people where the boundaries are. Feel free to restart this thread in BBV if you think thats best.