I cant find my goddam wallet
 

It's 5:50 AM and I'm been looking for my wallet for an hour now.

This may seem of little significance to you, but to me it's everything. For you see, at around 12 pm I have to wake up and pick up my friend from campus who is then later driving me to a car dealership an hour or so away where I am possibly buying a $35,000 Porsche.

Not finding my wallet means not getting this new car until, well, I find my wallet.

Where the [censored] is my wallet !?

Developments to come

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

I'm beginning to wonder if I am in fact retarded enough to have left my wallet in the room of my sleeping friend 10 feet away. the door is closed however and it is 6 am. Can't risk it.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

you can fit 35,000 dollars in ur wallet?





that's a big wallet

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you sleep in ur friends room?






awesome.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

I need the wallet to drive and pick up the friend. I'm too big a nit to drive and pick up friend without said wallet.

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you sleep in ur friends room?


awesome.

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no, his room is 10 feet away, you ninny !

back to looking

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If this wallet turns into a car it's the coolest transformer ever.

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If this wallet turns into a car it's the coolest transformer ever.

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It will make for a great thread tomorrow/today

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

"bbv sucks lately"

"i think i'll make this thread"

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

hey aejones, go bother actionjackson some more and get out of my legendary threads, you false demigod.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

Weren't you getting the benz?

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Yeah but the dealership people lied to me and that pissed me off. Then I found a few cooler cars that were cheaper.

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Update: wallet definitely not in my room.

Also have checked current car.

WTFFFFF

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

I misplaced my car keys yesterday. Seems to be in the spirit of the thread.

To be fair though- they weren't keys to a porsche, nor were they transformers.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

check your back pockets?

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

transfer the car dealer the money on ftp

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"bbv sucks lately"

"i think i'll make this thread"

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Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

whenever i lose my sunglasses they are on the top of my head. Check on top of your head.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

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whenever i lose my sunglasses they are on the top of my head. Check on top of your head.

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This seems like a silly place for a transformer to hide.

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whenever i lose my sunglasses they are on the top of my head. Check on top of your head.

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This seems like a silly place for a transformer to hide.

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I assumed this was his hair


http://boingboing.net/images/hurryuphesdeads.jpg

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

The answer is simple...where did you last have it?

It'll be in the last place you look.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

Beat: $35k porsche wtf

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

im going to sleep. i hope when i wake up, my wallet magically appears.

i used to have an afro, but no longer

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Yeah but the dealership people lied to me and that pissed me off.

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clayton dont spend 35k you crazyass

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

check freezer in fridge

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It'll be in the last place you look.

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Funny how it's always the last place you look

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

WHY ARE YOU SPENDING MORE THAN 10% OF YOUR NET ON A CAR?
IS
IT
A
CAR
,
OR
IS
IT
A
TRANSFORMER
?

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

i would try to talk you out of buying that car but i love watching people do dumb stuff, why do you think i watch COPS all the time?

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

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i would try to talk you out of buying that car but i love watching people do dumb stuff, why do you think i watch COPS all the time?

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cause you hate black people

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

Either in some diry pants you threw somewhere in your room, or next to your screen 'cause you didn't feel like sitting in a chair with $35,000 sticking on your butt and you got them out of your pants...

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http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...nsformers1.jpg

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Hehe that's funny [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

i'll give it back in exchange for the porsche

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

This thread made me smile. Kudos, sir. And it needs to be highlighted again that your wallet WILL be in the last place you look. I guarantee it.

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"bbv sucks lately"

"i think i'll make this thread"

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In claytons defense, basically all of his BBV OP's have been awesome.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

Let me be your mother.

Where did you have it last? Where did you last see it? Where did you last use it?

There it is.

Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

I don't understand the problem.

Wallets are replaceable. just buy a new wallet, and then you can go get the car.

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"bbv sucks lately"

"i think i'll make this thread"

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Re: I cant find my goddam wallet
 

Another search mission: find the phone # that you need to call up to have all your ccs locked.