Scientist says: The World\'s Most Perfect Breasts belong to ... (NSFW)
 

. . . ParadisePok*r.com model Caprice Bourret:

http://laceillusions.com/lingerie-2/...-black-bra.jpg


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The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.

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http://www.rollanet.org/~jratliff/ft...ue%20paint.jpg



All the "study" really proves is that I'm in the wrong business. Here's the kicker:

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Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory . . . Mr Mallucci said: "I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive."


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I think I could do that for half the money he's making. Alas, I am but an amateur boobologist, not a professional one, so I still say Keeley Hazell FTW.

But I can't say I disagree with his selection that much: NSFW.



By the way, his pick for worst breasts is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham:

http://www.superphotospace.com/image...169b7faf-t.jpg

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Link doesn't work fix pls

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Link doesn't work fix pls

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You can just copy link location, put in the address bar, and voila.

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Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

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Mr Mallucci will prevent his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, to be held in London this week.

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Link doesn't work fix pls

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You can just copy link location, put in the address bar, and voila.

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still doesn't work

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Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

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I was assuming he meant "worst that could possibly be taken seriously."

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why all English broads? Although, I loved Caprice's [censored] when I was 17.

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Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

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By RTFA, the study was by a plastic surgeon(this wasn't academic work, it was market research) doing actual productive research into determining what sort of breast shape to give augmentation customers. Clearly none of them would ask for massive, saggy, and wrinkly.

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Not that great from this angle ( NSFW!).

I'm a Scarlett fan, myself.

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Problem is, her "best breasts" look fake. She's no mutt, but you'd think best breasts could at least not hover.

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Her boobs couldn't clog a toilet, so no.

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there nice but I am going to have to disagree with science here, perhaps a field study and some extensive lab work with these breasts might convice me other wise but right now I call this theroy un ound.

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why all English broads? Although, I loved Caprice's [censored] when I was 17.

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Caprice is American [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Also, this was one of my favorite pictures as a teen

http://www.celebritygalleriesfree.co...elebrity_3.jpg

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Caprice is American [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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"Snogging everyone except Prince Charles" ?

No self-respecting American says something like that

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You're trying to tell me the peroxide blonde with the big fake breasts covered in duct tape has no self respect???

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wtf, her [censored] are far from perfect.....this guy is an idiot

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I nominate these for consideration.

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Problem is, her "best breasts" look fake. She's no mutt, but you'd think best breasts could at least not hover.

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Uh . . . they are fake.

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wtf, her [censored] are far from perfect.....this guy is an idiot

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agree

sorry, perfect breasts are real

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I nominate these for consideration.

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Picture 3 is really good for evaluation. Very nice.

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wtf, her [censored] are far from perfect.....this guy is an idiot

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agree

sorry, perfect breasts are real

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Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

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By RTFA, the study was by a plastic surgeon(this wasn't academic work, it was market research) doing actual productive research into determining what sort of breast shape to give augmentation customers. Clearly none of them would ask for massive, saggy, and wrinkly.

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Oh, we're talking strictly about fake boobs here? So the best boob job vs. the worst boob job? Hmmm. I'm still not sure I buy that the Spice Girl got the worst. boob job. evar. It's certain that even the "perfect" chick has nothing on Keeley Hazell.

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Not that great from this angle ( NSFW!).

I'm a Scarlett fan, myself.

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1st link, blech.

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It's certain that even the "perfect" chick has nothing on Keeley Hazell.

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Those were quite nice. They reminded me of Kelly Monaco's knockers, some of my alltime favs.

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He's probably in cahoots with her plastic surgeon.