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NozeCandy 09-26-2007 09:25 PM

Everyone should just get herpes
 
Some chick tonight told me she has herpes and it [censored] freaked me out because I've never known someone who was open about having an STD and it made me think about all the times I've gotten head from randoms and not used a condom and got scared. Then I thought that I should buy stock in valtrex and convince a bunch of people to just get herpes since it's harmless and profit.

So go get herpes BBV.

NozeCandy 09-26-2007 09:26 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
oh yeah: imo

whoisthedrizzle 09-26-2007 09:27 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
Wanna cyber?

teh herp 09-26-2007 09:34 PM

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...never known someone who was open about having an STD...

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Your momma never told then?

Poofler 09-26-2007 09:37 PM

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it made me think about all the times I've gotten head from randoms and not used a condom and got scared.

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This isn't how you get Herpes.

Smell The Glove 09-26-2007 09:38 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
Is this the same chick that you made a thread about the other day?

Conspire 09-26-2007 09:40 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
I smelled smell the gloves glove.....GG health.

NozeCandy 09-26-2007 09:40 PM

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it made me think about all the times I've gotten head from randoms and not used a condom and got scared.

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This isn't how you get Herpes.

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lol you are an idiot if you think cold sores can't transfer to your dick.

kniper 09-26-2007 09:41 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
go read up on your stds noooob. there be diff kinds of herp

if you have to live life wearing a rubber for head, it wouldnt be worth living.

NozeCandy 09-26-2007 09:42 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
I know there's type 1 and type 2, you guys seriously haven't read of any doctor saying that one can become another via oral?

kniper 09-26-2007 09:46 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
yeah but chance of that is really rare. and i dont think one becomes the other, i think u just contract one on your pee pee. go look at wiki

NozeCandy 09-26-2007 09:47 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
Ok, semantics, whatever. If you have sores on your dick would you really care if it was type 1 or type 2?

kniper 09-26-2007 09:48 PM

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Ok, semantics, whatever. If you have sores on your dick would you really care if it was type 1 or type 2?

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yeah, i think the sores come out differently. type 2 looks a lot worse i think

NozeCandy 09-26-2007 09:52 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
Yeah but I'm thinking more that you have to tell everyone you hook up with about it and contracting either one puts a huge damper on the whole banging randoms thing. Which is why everyone should get it so its no big deal any more and my stock will gogogogo!!!!!

kniper 09-26-2007 09:53 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
i am with you. herpes girls needs love.

FlyWf 09-26-2007 09:58 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
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Yeah but I'm thinking more that you have to tell everyone you hook up with about it and contracting either one puts a huge damper on the whole banging randoms thing. Which is why everyone should get it so its no big deal any more and my stock will gogogogo!!!!!

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Everyone is way ahead of you and pretty much does have type 1. Something like 75% of the adult population, almost certainly including you.

But type 2 apparently sucks. You can keep the weeping genital sores to yourself.

Poofler 09-26-2007 10:13 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
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it made me think about all the times I've gotten head from randoms and not used a condom and got scared.

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This isn't how you get Herpes.

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lol you are an idiot if you think cold sores can't transfer to your dick.

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lol type 1 herpes on your dick? That's very rare, and isn't the disgusting monster sores you're probably imagining. Also, most of population, and probably you already has type 1.

D.L.M. 09-26-2007 10:15 PM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
i know this guy who got aids from someone spitting on him

D.L.M. 09-26-2007 10:16 PM

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i know this guy who got aids from someone spitting on him

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after they analy raped him

ghostface 09-27-2007 01:17 AM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
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oh yeah: imo

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the hottest girl i know has herpes

whoisthedrizzle 09-27-2007 01:18 AM

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oh yeah: imo

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the hottest girl i know has herpes

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Hottest guy too.

I_AM_EVIL 09-27-2007 01:22 AM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
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i know this guy who got aids from someone spitting on him

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I heard about a guy that got aids from sitting on a toilet.



























































He didn't wait for the other guy, who was rubbing one out, to finish before he sat down.

RickAstleyFan 09-27-2007 01:25 AM

Re: Everyone should just get herpes
 
LOL.


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