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a girl added me on facebook and i think she wants me. what should i do bbv. i am considering dominating her wall and ravaging her happy hour applicaiton by sending her drinks every hour on the hour. oh btw i was walking around campus and she might, i repeat might, have looked at me and possibly smiled. thus i ask you bbv what should be my next plan of action

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rape her

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easy,

http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

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whip your dick out
its 50/50
shell either suck it or [censored] it

win win man

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bastard

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stalking her online is the best way to get her to like you. Start calling her phone a few times an hour too and fill her voicemail up with you crying and asking her why she doesnt love you

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pics wtf

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stalking her online is the best way to get her to like you. Start calling her phone a few times an hour too and fill her voicemail up with you crying and asking her why she doesnt love you

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pics or it didn't happen.. sadly

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yeah pics should be easy to delive.

(BIG)BIG_AL

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actually I think thread is pretty good

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i laugh every time i see the username (BIG)BIG AL

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i laugh every time i see the username (BIG)BIG AL

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i don't and i hate him

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lolll at option 4

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pic or it didn't happen

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yeah option 4 is kinda twisted..

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for some reason i get the feeling there should be an
[x?] stare at her at the bar and look away when she looks at you

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pics or she didn't add you

and just so you know, she gets an email everytime you try to write on her wall so get it right the first time

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Wait... no pics? WTF!

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Mr. Mod,
do BBV a favor and close the thread if op is not willing to post any pics

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All good options and work well from my experience

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What the heck. You should do all 6.

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lolllllllllllllllllllllll


show me

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why dont you guyz like the picz

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OP i like ur post seriously. but i voted for option 5

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download all of her pics on facebook, print them out and put them in a portfolio whihc i shall leave under her door

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which i think needs a little refining

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download all of her pics on facebook photoshop my head into each one with a random guy in it , print them out and put them in a portfolio which i shall leave under her door

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there u go fyp

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OP i like ur post seriously. but i voted for option 5

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download all of her pics on facebook, print them out and put them in a portfolio whihc i shall leave under her door

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which i think needs a little refining

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download all of her pics on facebook photoshop my head into each one with a random guy in it , print them out and put them in a portfolio which i shall leave under her door

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there u go fyp

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id like to change my vote to this idea

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download all of her pics on facebook, print them out, jerk off on them, video it, burn file to cd, and put them in a portfolio whihc i shall leave under her door

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pics or she didn't add you

and just so you know, she gets an email everytime you try to write on her wall so get it right the eighth or ninth time

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pics or she didn't add you

and just so you know, she gets an email everytime you try to write on her wall so get it right the eighth or ninth time

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Ah, the "BBM Lesson"

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Dominate her wall!?!?! You [censored] kidding me? Dominate her ass brotha...

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Dominate her wall!?!?! You [censored] kidding me? Dominate her ass brotha...

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i would much prefer that me and her relationship stayed on the internet rather then real life

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the Facebook poke was created specifically for these situations.

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the Facebook poke was created specifically for these situations.

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mebe mebe not

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whip your dick out
its 50/50
shell either suck it or [censored] it

win win man

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A couple of weeks ago a friend calls me at like 1am pretty drunk. It seems he is at a girl's house but isn't having any luck. So I tell him just whip it out, either it'll work or it won't so he has a 50/50 shot. He keeps on trying to tell me that its like 20-30% to work. I assure him that I'm a professional gambler and I know how probability works so its 50/50 it'll work or it won't work.

Two hours later I get a text message that says "I pulled it out and it worked".