Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid
 

i had a day off of work (NL 400) today so i went to the bar at around 2am and started taking shots of jack daniels and chasing it down with bottingtons cream ale, not that you guys know anything about that,you're too busy drinking mountain "what can i" dew and eating hot pockets, while playing those 11 hour $24 rebuy MTT‘s.

anyways around 5am or so i kinda forget i started to get buzzed by then,this really hot chick walked in.she was definitely like a nine,not perfect but damn close.well she sat down next to me(i AM a good looking guy,and i thank my father for the genetics)so i made the first move and bought her a drink. she ordered a vodka and tonic and she [censored] chugged it. man i got her a few more drinks and before you know it, i was in the bathroom snorting coke off of her [censored]! i went to the mirror to make sure i didnt have any powder on my nose,and she starts giving me a reach around!i was like holy [censored] this couldnt get any better……...and then it did!....she pulled down my pants and started giving me a rim job during the reach around.it was mere minutes before i blew my healthy load all over the bathroom sink.we had a few more drinks, met up with her best friend(this Really hot asian chick she says shes 18 but im not so sure..)and theyre in the shower so i had a minute to let you guys see how good life can be, for good looking guys i mean, not sad online poker nerds like you people.well guys i gotta go.im most likely gonna have a threesome with em..maybe have the asian chick only lick my nuts cuz i think shes like 16.have [censored] fun crying about "how bad you run in poker" and "how emo you are."specially Grimstar,toyoursensei!@! or whatever his name is, luckyjim(makes me think of some black guy with big lips, dont know why)and futuredoc some total degen kid who thinks hes intelligent.these are the guys that are truly helpless and shall remain nerds and/or virgins for all of time.


Well I just wanted to keep you guys updated on what you were missing. This is Drunk_Turk signing off.

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pics or ban

edit: just realized this may be a hudge level...

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www.pocketfives.com

(BIG)BIG_AL

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standard

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bottingtons

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5 stars

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tell me you made out with her after she licked your milkdud

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pokernerds

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she was only a 5, cause u were drunk. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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she didn't exist, cause u made her up. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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well she might exist in that you have seen some hot girl before, but not as the story is told

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graph or it didnt happen

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whats that cake besides your nick? its your birthday?

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whats that cake besides your nick? its your birthday?

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PAR UH GRAFZ

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Bitchin!
What level magic user was she? Elf or halfing?

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not sad online poker nerds like you people

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Loc: INTERNET ROCKSTAR


entertaining read tho!

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A few things that might lower the overall score of this supposed encounter:

<ul type="square">[*]Were either of them trannies?
[*]Did either of them ask you to stake them for the WCOOP ME?
[*]Did either of their anuses prolapse after you furiously back-doored them, causing what's known in the biz as an "ass tulip"?[/list]
Here's to honesty.

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Bitchin!
What level magic user was she? Elf or halfing?

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did she have unreal upgrades too?

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nothing special if u look the way say u do. whos coke was it

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Cliff notes: "Yo, I'm a frat guy who doesn't know what a value bet is and I hate you internet nerds who take my money, so here is a made up story about me getting laid, [censored] you, signing off, Turk."

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Haha I like OP

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Cliff notes: "Yo, I'm a frat guy who bought Hustler"

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whats max tables i can play on? Should I tile 8 tables or cascade or something else?

6 or full ring which is best? or most profitable? and which is easier?

THANKS

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lol @ this NL400 "pro"

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whats max tables i can play on? Should I tile 8 tables or cascade or something else?

6 or full ring which is best? or most profitable? and which is easier?

THANKS

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lol @ this NL400 "pro"

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pwned

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whats max tables i can play on? Should I tile 8 tables or cascade or something else?

6 or full ring which is best? or most profitable? and which is easier?

THANKS

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lol @ this NL400 "pro"

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pwned

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sickly owned
if you were truly a good looking guy you wouldn't mention it..trust me

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a 9 when drunk is at best 5

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whats max tables i can play on? Should I tile 8 tables or cascade or something else?

6 or full ring which is best? or most profitable? and which is easier?

THANKS

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lol @ this NL400 "pro"

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pwned

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sickly owned
if you were truly a good looking guy you wouldn't mention it..trust me

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ooo Windforce pics plz! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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she was only a 5, cause u were drunk. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

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[ QUOTE ][*]Did either of them ask you to stake them for the WCOOP ME?

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Best thing in this entire thread lol

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whats max tables i can play on? Should I tile 8 tables or cascade or something else?

6 or full ring which is best? or most profitable? and which is easier?

THANKS

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lol @ this NL400 "pro"

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pwned

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sickly owned
if you were truly a good looking guy you wouldn't mention it..trust me

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ooo Windforce pics plz! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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pic of what sir? myself? I am not a showy kinda person. sry

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Ahh the classic jealous BBV virgins

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Brilliant thread, A++++.

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i just suggest if you works poker maybe your criterias of girl's beaty is a bit incorrect, say for 50%

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I get drunk and laid without taking a day off.

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so i made the first move and bought her a drink.

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This is where I stopped reading.

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Ahh the classic jealous BBV virgins

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Let's see if I have this correct:

- Went out;
- Drank lots;
- Got drunk;
- Stunner wanders in at 5am and sits next to you;
- You are a good looking guy obv;
- She Drinks;
- She gets drunk;
- Toilet;
- Drugs;
- Oral Sex, etc;
- 16 yr old friend;
- Back to yours;


And before impending haaawwt threesome you decide to take the time out to boot up the PC and taunt us all while retelling the story in detail???? Was the sex good? When I have threesomes with hot girls in my head it's mind blowingly good too fo sho.

I vote ban.

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rim job + reach around = running good

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ATTRACTIVENESS CONTEST FOR ROLLZ

BTCH IM CUTER

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BRAG: Possible threesome
BEAT: No flat surface to take drugs
VARIANCE: Might've been thinking about dudes while getting rimmed