by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condoms
 

ok so jesus took 100 puppies from poor families and he was about to drown them so they would keep him company in heaven. also he gave them the ability to talk which made them even cuter. but the puppies said they didnt want to die.

so jesus, since he is the all caring lamb of god said i'll make u a deal puppies. i will line u all up single file and put a used condom on each of ur heads. some of the condoms will be filled with satans cum, some will be filled with the tears of virgin mary. satans cum is bright red and marys tears are glowing white fwiw.

so, all the puppies will be able to see all the condoms of the puppies in front of them, and the condoms are seethrough so you can see the contents. but u cant see ur own condom and u cant see the ones behind you. and the puppy in front cant see anybodys condom, capiche?

one by one starting from the back of the line jesus says he will ask each puppy which kind of condom is on his own head. if he is right the puppy disappears and goes back to his family. if he is wrong he disappears and goes to heaven. the other puppies remaining wont know if he was wrong or right.

jesus gives the puppies an hour to come up with a plan to save themselves, but he warns them he will hear their plan because he is omniscient and will do everything he can to take as many puppies to heaven as he can. how many puppies can go back to their families?

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99

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tl;wtf;dr

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101 dalmatians

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fold preflop, ldo

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satans cum is bright red and marys tears are glowing white fwiw.

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this line was funny.

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the best part is the jesus took the puppies from poor families.

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if jesus will do anything to get all the puppies in heaven wouldn't he just switch the condoms to whatever the puppy wasn't gonna guess? also couldn't he just say "[censored] it im killing you anyway, you're mine now bitch(pun intended)"?

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All of them, because I like puppies

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the puppies decide that puppy 100 should count all of the jizz filled condoms in front of him. If there is an odd number, he calls out jizz, if even, he calls out tears.

puppy 99 then counts the number of jizz filled prophylactics in front of him, and if the number is still odd, he knows he wears tears and calls it out. If its even, he realizes that its the steaming hot spunk of satan dripping down his face, and calls it out accordingly.

puppy 98, knowing the plan, should do the count as well. If puppy 99 called out jizz, and the count has odd jizz, puppy 98 knows he wears the sweet tears of mary, otherwise he is a skeet head too.

each other puppy should repeat the process. puppy 100 has a 50% change of sacrificing himself to be with jesus, fetching dripping panties for the son of god, or living with a bunch of jizz covered puppy friends.

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bingo except puppy 100 has 0% chance because jesus heard the whole plan and can guarantee himself one puppy ghost by manipulating the condom placement

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the puppies decide that puppy 100 should count all of the jizz filled condoms in front of him. If there is an odd number, he calls out jizz, if even, he calls out tears.

puppy 99 then counts the number of jizz filled prophylactics in front of him, and if the number is still odd, he knows he wears tears and calls it out. If its even, he realizes that its the steaming hot spunk of satan dripping down his face, and calls it out accordingly.

puppy 98, knowing the plan, should do the count as well. If puppy 99 called out jizz, and the count has odd jizz, puppy 98 knows he wears the sweet tears of mary, otherwise he is a skeet head too.

each other puppy should repeat the process. puppy 100 has a 50% change of sacrificing himself to be with jesus, fetching dripping panties for the son of god, or living with a bunch of jizz covered puppy friends.

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Jesus didnt say that it would be a 50-50 split he just said some would be jizz and some would be tears!!!!1

Your plan failz imo

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Your plan failz imo

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wrong

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so jesus, since he is the all caring lamb of god said i'll make u a deal puppies. i will line u all up single file and put a used condom on each of ur heads. some of the condoms will be filled with satans cum, some will be filled with the tears of virgin mary. satans cum is bright red and marys tears are glowing white fwiw.


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This could be 80-20, 70-30, non could have tears in non could have jizz in etc etc..

Puppies have no basis to assume that its 50-50.

[x] You lose

Next puzzle.

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Puppies have no basis to assume that its 50-50.

[x] You lose

Next puzzle.

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WHERE DOES HE SAY ITS 50-50 IT WORKS WITH ANY DISTRIBUTION YOU [censored] IDIOT NO NEW PUZZEL 4 U

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WHERE DOES HE SAY ITS 50-50 IT WORKS WITH ANY DISTRIBUTION YOU [censored] IDIOT NO NEW PUZZEL 4 U

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sigh....

assume your puppy 100. You see 77 puppies have jizz, leaving 22 puppies with tears (plus yourself with unknown to you) - you assume that you have tears, you disapear. puppy 99 sees 76 puppies with jizz leaving 22 with tears and himself with unknown, how has puppy 100's sacrifice made any difference.

an odd/even system of guessing only works if the DISTRIBUTION IS CLEAR.

Please to be explaining if im wrong because i must be missing something, right?

The answer given WOULD have been correct if jesus stated how they would be distributed because only the last puppy in the line can see all so it wouldnt change the puzzle. but if the distribution is totally random each puppy only really has a 50:50 chance of being correct.

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type these letters into google: p-a-r-i-t-y

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Did you mean: Hudge Myspace PARTY ?

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stay out of it GA im bout to [censored] a skull up in here ur liable to get hurt

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assume your puppy 100. You see 77 puppies have jizz, leaving 22 puppies with tears (plus yourself with unknown to you) -

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ok so far.

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you assume that you have tears, you disapear.

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no, you assume nothing, you have no idea what you have. but, the prearranged code is that odd = jizz. so you call out jizz. that's the signal to puppy 99. maybe you disappear, maybe not. tough luck being puppy 100 - your role is to pass information. maybe you get lucky, maybe not.

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puppy 99 sees 76 puppies with jizz leaving 22 with tears and himself with unknown, how has puppy 100's sacrifice made any difference.


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puppy 100 said jizz, meaning "i see odd number of jizz". now, you're puppy 99. you see 76 puppies w/ jizz. what puppy 100 said now means a great deal to you...DUCY?

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Please to be explaining if im wrong because i must be missing something, right?

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yes, this has nothing to do with the distribution. at all. all that matters is that puppy 100 says (by saying "jizz") "i see an odd number of jizzheads". you, as puppy 99, see an even number of jizzheads. that's all you need to know to figure out how to save yourself.

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Jesus would obviously make them start at the front of the line and work their way back.

GG.