Beat: Can\'t even get cybersex
 

So I'm cybering with this random chick, and in the middle she says:

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Kay, I'm bored. Going to go watch Hannibal Rising or something.


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and logs off.

I have never felt like such a loser.

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ouch

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seriously, HUGE ouch

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wow...

like...

VERY ouch

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Remember: always when a real life bad beat hits you, just go like WOOOOO

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At least you didn't go limp

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She wanted me to play a scenario where I rape her, and I didn't do that... so I guess I was just not freaky enough for her.

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Well u can always satisfy yourself, u dont need some random guy chatting with you to get off.

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She wanted me to play a scenario where I rape her, and I didn't do that... so I guess I was just not freaky enough for her.

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well that was [censored] dumb

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lol OP sucks at RP

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How can this activity possibly be any fun unless you have more than 2 hands?

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How can this activity possibly be any fun unless you have more than 2 hands?

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Or can type REALLY fast with one.

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lol OP sucks at ERP

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FYP

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why would u cyber? are you 12?

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[ ] social skills

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thread is awesome

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thread is awesome

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i love it when OP posts a beat and doesn't realize how many other beats are in his OP

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lol, obv you guys have never RP'd online. Theres a ton you can RP, not just sex, imo.

beat for you guys, imo.

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She wanted me to play a scenario where I rape her, and I didn't do that... so I guess I was just not freaky enough for her.

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How often do you get the chance to fake act out a rape fantasy over the interwebs.

Clearly missed a good bar story opportunity.

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lol, obv you guys have never RP'd online. Theres a ton you can RP, not just sex, imo.

beat for you guys, imo.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat?

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thread is awesome

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i love it when OP posts a beat and doesn't realize how many other beats are in his OP

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Oh, I do. I just veered away from the "woe is me, my life sux" direction and tried to aim towards "here's a funny (and pathetic) story".

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lol, obv you guys have never RP'd online. Theres a ton you can RP, not just sex, imo.

beat for you guys, imo.

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Yeah, there's also Tentacles

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jeez. just download some porn and call it a night.

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Next time I would recommend trying real life rape. It's more fun, trust me I've tried both.

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Next time I would recommend trying real life rape. It's more fun, trust me I've tried both.

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you should have been banned before your second post

imo

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Are you saying you don't support rape? ygos?

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lol cybersex pwns. f the haters.


i typed this with one hand, btw.