Ask Klompy what it\'s like to get in a fight this last weekend.
 

Title says it all, it was my second fight ever.

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Was she asking for it?

SpaceAce

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did you win? only thing that matters...

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Was she asking for it?

SpaceAce

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It wasn't a woman, but there was a woman involved.

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did you win? only thing that matters...

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I lost badly.

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Were you outweighed, outskilled, outsobered, or some combination of those?

SpaceAce

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bad is hospital bound. was it that bad??

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Why'd it happen?

Where was it?

Who threw first punch?

Why'd he get arrested?

Who got the girl?

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No hospital, first fight I ever got in I did though (broken teeth are a bitch).

Other guy ended up arrested, and I had no part in calling police or telling them anything that would get him arrested.

He threw first punch, he got knocked down by me but he had friends.

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I'd like to start playing the Blame Game here, so pls list the particulars.

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why?
how?
where?

when/where is the rematch going to be?

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This is a poor format, just give a trip report.

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this is gay, just write a TR

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Why'd it happen?


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I was leaving the bar with a girl, some guy called her a [censored]. I walked up to him and said don't talk about her like that and I got hit in the face.

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Where was it?


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bar parking lot

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Who threw first punch?

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he did

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Why'd he get arrested?

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I'm guessing assault, although tbh I'm not sure. When I was leaving I saw him being cuffed and thrown in the back of the cop car. I'm guessing the bar owners called him in.
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Who got the girl?

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girl left after first punch was thrown by him, I lose.

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id probably be willing (for some cash) to fight this guy and his friends (assuming they arent like ninjas or somethnig) with you if you are interested.

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Chivalry ftl.

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girl left after first punch was thrown by him, I lose.

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why?

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girl left after first punch was thrown by him, I lose.

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why?

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I'm guessing she was scared, but I was pretty pissed about standing up for her after she left. (also it was a random bar sloot fwiw.)

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this is gay, just write a TR

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except it doesn't really warrant a trip report either.

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Was she asking for it?

SpaceAce

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It wasn't a woman, but there was a woman involved.

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This is generally the case.

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How long did it last?

Did his friends take shots at you?

How did it get broken up?

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Ask Me threads are not for events like this. Just tell us what happened. Or don't, but this is stupid.

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I was leaving the bar with a girl, some guy called her a [censored]. I walked up to him and said don't talk about her like that and I got hit in the face.

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girl left after first punch was thrown by him, I lose.

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A invariably leads to B so don't do A.

J

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klompy,

did it at least knock some sense into you so you wont fight for the "honor" of some random bar hag? or at least if you do make sure you can win?

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How long did it last?

Did his friends take shots at you?

How did it get broken up?

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Lasted maybe 3 min. He hit me, I hit him and he went down for a second but I was an idiot for not figuring out that he had 4-5 guys standing right next to him. I went down quick after getting hit a few times by them and then continued to get kicked while I was down.

It was broken up by the bar tender coming outside and yelling something which I'm not sure what it was.

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Ask Me threads are not for events like this. Just tell us what happened. Or don't, but this is stupid.

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It was done sorta to make fun of other ask me threads, but I can understand the hate. Delete if you want I'm fine with it.

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klompy,

did it at least knock some sense into you so you wont fight for the "honor" of some random bar hag?

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Have to agree with this. Understandable if getting laid hinged on you defending her but she (and you) should have laughed it off otherwise.

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3 min is a pretty long fight... Time doesnt really exist when your getting stomped on though.

Which part of bumblefuck,IA was this?

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3 min is a pretty long fight... Time doesnt really exist when your getting stomped on though.

Which part of bumblefuck,IA was this?

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Yeah there's no way it lasted 3 minutes. 3 minutes is a looong time. Fights aren't that long. Was probably more like 45 seconds but I can certainly understand how that would feel like 3 minutes when you're getting kicked in the teeth and throat.

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http://fanaticking.com/photos/steve_..._cut_photo.jpg

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wait so you got sent to the hospital after the first fight you got in? Then this? OP should get a custom title, and may I suggest that given your track record of failure (sample size ldo) you avoid fighting people, especially over something stupid like defending a random slooty

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I was leaving the bar with a girl, some guy called her a [censored]. I walked up to him and said don't talk about her like that and I got hit in the face.


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then you say

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also it was a random bar sloot fwiw.


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you were begging to get your ass kicked by confronting 6 guys for speaking the truth. save yourself the trouble next time and punch yourself in the face to prove how much of a tough guy you are.

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Did you attempt any MMA style submissions while you where on the ground? If so, how did that work out?

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Cliff notes: OP gets into a fight over a random bar sloot, even though he is outnumbered 5-1. He loses the fight, girl disappears. He then decides to create an ask me thread instead of a TR. OP is batting 0.00 in the last 48 hours

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Ironically my cliff notes are longer than just about any post in this thread

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thread fails on a conceptual level

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klompy,

did it at least knock some sense into you so you wont fight for the "honor" of some random bar hag? or at least if you do make sure you can win?

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We have a winner. Seriously, I'm as old school chivalrous as I can be, but I'm not going to be defending some random chick's honor at bar close when I'm not even sure I'd get a one-on-one if the guy took a swing. I would just tell the guy "she may be that, but I'm going home to bang her, looks like I win" or some [censored] comment like that.

Maybe that still gets my ass kicked, but I highly doubt it.

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Did this happen in Jena Louisiana?

Were you the victim of a hate crime?

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Best player in the en bee eh. He would have taken all five of those suckaz out and gone for 20/10 in the process.

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Other guy ended up arrested

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I can't wait to read about this one in the Chronicle.

Believe it or not, our town paper lists every single name of every single person that gets arrested in this town. Good times.