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This is where you talk about your awesome lives and the awesome lives of others.

Be good. Don't do anything stupid. Enjoy!

I'll post up a new thread when/if this one gets unwieldy.

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WOOO TIME TO LIGHT MY FARTS ON FIRE

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Today my girlfriends parents are visiting. Happy times.

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Be good. Don't do anything stupid. Enjoy!

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WOOO TIME TO LIGHT MY FARTS ON FIRE

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Strong start.

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woooo had to get up early found a sucker to buy my boat!@!!!! Primo got deep in HU tourney did he win?

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Strong start.

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I think he gat the "enjoy" part right.

My friend from England moved to New York. She sent me her number last week. I don't want to call her for some reason.

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Dave , why don't you want to call her ?

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I'm... im in europe and im actually winning at poker now, and school blows so hard, cuts down on poker time majorly... and... I dunno when im coming back to the states, but !@#)+($@)#($ thinking about paying rake AND taxes... rough ;p

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Dave , why don't you want to call her ?

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This thread will have to go to psych if it continues like this. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I have known her for four years. I saw her once two years ago, but otherwise it was all e-mail correspondence. I guess transitioning to talking is weird to me. It was weird talking to her two years ago. Quiet, actually.

Plus, I am on serious life-tilt right now, and I don't want to talk to her for the second time in four years with a cluttered mind.

I guess in two weeks, I won't have the second excuse, so it would just be some fear and inhibitions. I don't know.

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Ya , I know what you mean .

It's hard to make that phone call when you haven't spoken to them in a long time . Actually , I was really good friends with this one girl who I thought was different than the rest but strangely we went our separate ways . I've been thinking about calling her , but it's very awkward now .

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The funny thing is that I just got an e-mail: "like, hello are you going to send me your contact information or not. Let's meet somewhere...."

Fine, there is no good excuse except that I need to buy a new phone, because I am smiling right now.

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Man up and call her. Have some stuff ready to talk about if your really nervous.

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or just be like cwar and ask her if she can take her shirt off str8 outta the box lol:)

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or just be like cwar and ask her if she can take her shirt off str8 outta the box lol:)

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Any interest in some stories?

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Got my youngest daughters 6th Birthday party tomorrow. 14 kids running around screaming and making a mess. Happy times.

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I need to go out to get food in 5 minutes (alone) but I don't know what I should get.

HELP

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nearest store, blindly grab, run
you are very very welcome

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I forgot to check back at this thread so I went to the BBQ place across the street:

[x] BBQ sandwich
[ ] Mashed Potatoes
[x] Badass Sweet Tea

I was a little disappointed, but I guess 2/3 isn't bad.

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Got my youngest daughters 6th Birthday party tomorrow. 14 kids running around screaming and making a mess. Happy times.

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Sounds like a MTT.

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Sounds like a MTT.

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Sounds like a MTT.

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Ahahaha I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this thread.

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or just be like cwar and ask her if she can take her shirt off str8 outta the box lol:)

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Any interest in some stories?

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definitely....don't hide it, divide it.

Indy

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rofl... chicago wins day one post of the day.. short, but I actually might have laughed out loud ;p

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yeah cwar lets hear bout dem hoes.

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rofl... chicago wins day one post of the day.. short, but I actually might have laughed out loud ;p

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Primo, tell us how it feels to be a high-roller....i hear ur up like 2 million or something this month:) Primo will be on high stakes poker soon....just dont forget the little peoples!!!!!!!!!!

Indy

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I went to the store today and bought a phone card that has 90 minutes on it. I walk to the pay phone, dial the number, and somehow, I only have 12 minutes on it. No way. I can't call this girl and only talk for 12 minutes, thats bs. I walk to another pay phone. Same thing.

Oh well, I think. I am getting a new phone soon anyways, she'll (I will) live with a 12 minute conversation. I dial the number. The phone rings five times and I am stuck talking to a voice-mail.

Okay, you can imagine my nerves of thinking of talking to her right now, so you can imagine how much of a jack-### I sounded like talking to a vm.

But I did it. Yeah for me.

Now I can light my farts on fire.

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daveT your phone card had less minutes because the call you were making was billed at a higher rate (international?). Also this girl is making the effort to talk to you so relax, your already in.

As for my own story heres one of my favorites from early sophomore year, Im at my good friends party and am very drunk. I was told that some sweet cute girl tried to introduce herself to me in the kitchen and all I did was turn on her and loudly proclaim to everyone in earshot that she was easy (to give you an idea of my mindset). Anyways I come out of my black out at some point and Im making out with this girl who I was told was pretty cute (if you've never blacked out you tend to only come out when something important is happening) at this point Im bargaining with her trying to get her upstairs into a bedroom. Shes seems willing but all of a sudden shes asks if I know her name...

C *pauses* "No no no baby, trust me, its more romantic this way"
Girl *giggles* "Ill give you seven guesses"
C: "Hmmm, is it Kate?"
Girl shakes her head and at this point I notice my friends watching our little exchange so I decide to show off.
C: "Kate?"
Girl: "No..."
C: "Alright let me think, is it Kate?"
Girl: "..."
C: "Hold up, hold up, Kate?
C: "Katy"
C: "Katy bear dont be mad!"
At this point I realize I have one guess and decide to get serious.
C "Jill?"
And that was the last I saw of her.

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Oh my....

I was at a bar with two friends. One friend had two girls who wanted to get me in a threesome. I was 19 at the time. The bar checked my ID, couldn't read it, and stamped my hand.

The friend and I made a friendly bet: Who could out-drink each other?

About 10 beers into the match, my buddy takes me into the bathroom, and told me the good news about his two friends (they were Hooters girls). He said it straight: "Look, if you want to give up the match, I don't mind, we'll do it later."

I walked out to the bar, and began talking to the two objects. I guess I was going fine. I decided that this was going to be an awesome night, so I kept up the match and figured I will get laid as well.

Three triple shots of Tequilas later I blacked out. I do remember tidbits of that night, but none of it had to do with women and sex.

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Oh my....

I was at a bar with two friends. One friend had two girls who wanted to get me in a threesome. I was 19 at the time. The bar checked my ID, couldn't read it, and stamped my hand.

The friend and I made a friendly bet: Who could out-drink each other?

About 10 beers into the match, my buddy takes me into the bathroom, and told me the good news about his two friends (they were Hooters girls). He said it straight: "Look, if you want to give up the match, I don't mind, we'll do it later."

I walked out to the bar, and began talking to the two objects. I guess I was going fine. I decided that this was going to be an awesome night, so I kept up the match and figured I will get laid as well.

Three triple shots of Tequilas later I blacked out. I do remember tidbits of that night, but none of it had to do with women and sex.

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Im generally not an offensive poster, but...


sir, you are retarded.

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LOL....

Ten years later, I have grown slightly smarter.

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OK getting so drunk you cant have a threesome is pretty balla, why cant you take this mentality and apply it to the new chick daveT?

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OK getting so drunk you cant have a threesome is pretty balla, why cant you take this mentality and apply it to the new chick daveT?

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Your right, I am going back to alcoholism and I am going to just drop this s###. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm confused.

I mean, 3000 miles of distance, you know.

I just realized how bad I am making myself look.

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Im thinking more of the confidence aspect, back then you were so confident you could get yourself trashed and still get laid by the two hotties (dont be results oriented) where as now your getting nervous about calling a girl.

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yeh, hes got a point there.

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lol cwar , I had a good laugh .

A similar story happened to my friend as well . He forgot her name at a club after making out with her and all hell broke loose . The very next week , that same girl was making out with another dude .

Oh well...

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I don't think I've ever met a person who when completely [censored] faced was nervous at all about the proposition of getting with 2 chicks at once.

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daveT your phone card had less minutes because the call you were making was billed at a higher rate (international?). Also this girl is making the effort to talk to you so relax, your already in.

As for my own story heres one of my favorites from early sophomore year, Im at my good friends party and am very drunk. I was told that some sweet cute girl tried to introduce herself to me in the kitchen and all I did was turn on her and loudly proclaim to everyone in earshot that she was easy (to give you an idea of my mindset). Anyways I come out of my black out at some point and Im making out with this girl who I was told was pretty cute (if you've never blacked out you tend to only come out when something important is happening) at this point Im bargaining with her trying to get her upstairs into a bedroom. Shes seems willing but all of a sudden shes asks if I know her name...

C *pauses* "No no no baby, trust me, its more romantic this way"
Girl *giggles* "Ill give you seven guesses"
C: "Hmmm, is it Kate?"
Girl shakes her head and at this point I notice my friends watching our little exchange so I decide to show off.
C: "Kate?"
Girl: "No..."
C: "Alright let me think, is it Kate?"
Girl: "..."
C: "Hold up, hold up, Kate?
C: "Katy"
C: "Katy bear dont be mad!"
At this point I realize I have one guess and decide to get serious.
C "Jill?"
And that was the last I saw of her.

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dumb ass:) I have no stories because all i did was study in college. I had a shot to hit a hot piece of ass at a chapel hill frat party like 7 yrs ago as she thought i was somebody else. i just couldnt take advantage of that hot, blonde, but overly intoxicated chick.

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What does LC stand for?

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