What can I do?
 

I've been posting here for over 2 years and at least 6 months off and on in BBV. I don't think I've ever received one single bit of praise so naturally I want to improve, like I do with all facets of my life.

I would like some advice on what I can do (be it cure cancer, memorize all of PI, run a 3 minute mile, throw a 100 yard pass, or suck my own dick) to receive praise from the BBV Forum.

P.S.: have a prop bet on this regarding one response (I have the under 6).

Re: What can I do?
 

step 1: play better
step 2: profit

there, I just made you some money, enjoy

ps: step 1 did work for sponger btw

Re: What can I do?
 

I hired a coach that didn't seem to work because the coach can't seem to stop on average 2-3 bad beats in 200 BB pots per hour.

Re: What can I do?
 

post an ev graph. show the doubters who the man is.

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Stop with the EV graph.

I don't even know how to do that.

Somebody IM me (AroundTheHorn26) and help me out.

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take responsibility for your results

you're welcome

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post a word document. show the doubters who the man is.

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fyp

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post a word document. show the doubters who the man is.

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fyp

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lol, nice

Re: What can I do?
 

stop posting

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Stop with the EV graph.

I don't even know how to do that.

Somebody IM me (AroundTheHorn26) and help me out.

[/ QUOTE ] http://www.pokerevsoftware.com/

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Do you realize that if I kept the Word Document going daily that I started back in October 2006 that I think I would have broken my computer...I have RAM restrictions.

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F the haters man keep doin what you're doin

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Do you realize that if I kept the Word Document going daily that I started back in October 2006 that I think I would have broken my computer...I have RAM restrictions.

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do you realize this doesnt mean anything at all? i mean, you just made that up. thats not even a thing u can have.

ps the biggest word document you can imagine is a tiny miniscule fraction of your hard drive

pps ur a net loser in my db lol

Re: What can I do?
 

who did you hire as a coach lmao

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I remember a thread like this a year ago, lol.

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stop posting

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This was the prop bet lol!

I knew somebody was gonna post that Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

CHA CHING

Re: What can I do?
 

hey guys i had a 70 buyin downswing, is that variance or what?

Re: What can I do?
 

stop being terrible at poker

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hey guys i had a 70 buyin downswing, is that variance or what?

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[n-word variant] they fk u

Re: What can I do?
 

i also never reraise preflop without a premium pocket pair, i mean what is the point otherwise? they'll either fold or fourbet me with aces. and did i mention every time they have aces, i have kings? wtf, everyone who wins at poker is clearly winning the variance game.

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Make a [censored] video maybe that will earn you some sort of something in BBV.

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sessioning with fgators a year ago was so great, he only continuation bet on the flop if he was committed to felting for 100bb's.

like, if you needed a candidate for tagfish, it's fgators.

action goes:

fgators raises
hero calls in MP with 66

flop KJ2

fgators checks as the PFR

THE POT BELONGS TO HERO, lol...

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and the best part is he's probably the exact same poker player.

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who did you hire as a coach lmao

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Little_Jim.

Re: What can I do?
 

why do you still post?

you have to be a gimmick at this point

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why do you still post?

you have to be a gimmick who somehow played 138k hands of breakeven 1-2 and didnt kill himself at this point

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and the best part is he's probably the exact same poker player.

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Oh really.

Funny that you base a poker player's skill of their pokertracker database.

I guarantee if I took your "coaching" you would do absolutely ZERO to affect my winrate.

ZERO.

you would just say "yup, standard" "yup, standard" "variance", "yup, standard" "variance" run better" "variance" "yup, standard", "variance" "cooler/variance" "sick read" "variance" "very standard" "standard" "sick read" "variance" "very standard "yup, standard"

"Man FGators you [censored] run bad, I think you should take PokerStars down because your account is clearly [censored] up and rigged"

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and W$SD is stupid high too how the [censored] do u lose money u run so hot

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I guarantee if I took your "coaching" you would do absolutely ZERO to affect my winrate.

ZERO.


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dude, if brian townsend coached you, you would still be terrible. the only time i ever heard from you winning, it was when you decided to lag it up preflop. this was around 8 months ago.

and then for some reason you decided to go back to the fgators that only bitches and is a terrible tagfish. this was probably the point you became the biggest winner online at prima poker under a different name and decided to turn fgators into a gimmick

either that or you're a sociopath [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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fgators just got banned for a day for some OOT thread fyi

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you would just say "yup, standard" "yup, standard" "variance", "yup, standard" "variance" run better" "variance" "yup, standard", "variance" "cooler/variance" "sick read" "variance" "very standard" "standard" "sick read" "variance" "very standard "yup, standard"

"Man FGators you [censored] run bad, I think you should take PokerStars down because your account is clearly [censored] up and rigged"

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i'm beginning to think you're just a troll now [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Re: What can I do?
 

I've recently moved to stars, and I can honestly say that of the regulars, you are one of the absolute worst postflop. You already know how to improve- you're just too lazy to do it.

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and W$SD is stupid high too how the [censored] do u lose money u run so hot

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i know iwas looking at that too WTF.

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and W$SD is stupid high too how the [censored] do u lose money u run so hot

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i know iwas looking at that too WTF.

[/ QUOTE ]He thinks the only way to make any money in poker is to get people to make bad calls. He ignores every single other aspect of poker. Consequently, he only takes winners to showdown. He cbets comparatively very rarely so he is essentially playing his cards face up.

But he's been told this numerous times already...

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and the best part is he's probably the exact same poker player.

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Oh really.

Funny that you base a poker player's skill of their pokertracker database.

I guarantee if I took your "coaching" you would do absolutely ZERO to affect my winrate.

ZERO.

you would just say "yup, standard" "yup, standard" "variance", "yup, standard" "variance" run better" "variance" "yup, standard", "variance" "cooler/variance" "sick read" "variance" "very standard" "standard" "sick read" "variance" "very standard "yup, standard"

"Man FGators you [censored] run bad, I think you should take PokerStars down because your account is clearly [censored] up and rigged"

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FGators, I will completely retool your game. Normally I don't like coaching people that play a style so different from mine because I feel like I don't really have the skills to teach someone how to be a better loose-ish TAG, but you're doing so [censored] bad the way you're playing that I think completely changing the way you approach poker would be good for you.

Re: What can I do?
 

honestly, fgators plays poker the way tuff_fish does. every time a flush gets there, his set can't be good. every time an overcard hits, his pair is no good. with tony this is excusable since he's just having a good time playing some cards - with someone who's played hundreds of thousands of hands (maybe millions now) as a 'pro' it's not.

his w%wsf is a disgrace, never getting to showdown without a winner is a BAD THING, but he can't understand it because he doesn't understand poker at all - HOW DO YOU PLAY A GAME THIS LONG AND ARE SO BAD AT IT IT TILTS ME SO DAMN MUCH

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and W$SD is stupid high too how the [censored] do u lose money u run so hot

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Fgators get coolered 3 out of every 5 hands. If he wasn't so expert he would be making bad river calls, probably have a w$@sd around 36, and be losing money instead of winning.

Re: What can I do?
 

i would stake fgators against any of the morons in this thread til infinity