Brag: First College [censored]
 

**cliff notes at bottom**

I am two days into my third week of college. I have developed a crush on this girl who is very attractive. I think she likes me back as well.

Anyway, I invited (did not ask, rather told her) her over to watch Entourage tonight via text message. She responded, "ahhh, I'd love to but I can't tonight."

Gay.

Anyway, I was kinda disgruntled by the fact that I was stuck doing work on Thirsty Thursday. I finished my work and this girl who lives in my dorm (not my crush) comes into my room very, very wasted. She starts telling me how she is a bisexual and I start asking her about what she likes doing more: blowing guys or girls. She says guys.

Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other). I get up, say [censored] this, put my dick in her face. She makes me kiss her first before. We hooked up for no more than five seconds.

Anyway, she starts blowing me, and my goodness it was fantastic. I nut in her mouth, she swallows, says, "this doesn't leave the room." I gladly oblige because this girl is at best a 5.

She leaves, I'm getting ready to take a shower and she comes back. She loudly says, "do you want more?" so my neighbors can hear. I put my finger on my lips to indicate to her to STFU and also try to tell her to GTFO.

She sorta guilts me into letting her blow me again. I close the door and she goes to town again without any kissing this time.

I feel sorta grossed out by this because this girl said she blew some other guy another night. Also, I can legitimately say all the girls I've hooked up with in my life (I am 18) have been at least relatively attractive if not very attractive. (Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1).

So I feel sorta gross, but nutting twice in a night where the girl you want turns you down and you don't go out and get drunk with your friends seems pretty nice. Still, head from a 5, what is BBV's take?

Cliff notes

Brag: Got blown twice with no effort
Brag: She swallowed twice
Beat: Girl is at best a 5.
Variance: Unsure of situation with girl I actually like

Also, in the eyes of PUA Mystery, should I tell my crush that some girl randomly blew me to demonstrate higher value? (totally kidding, obviously will not tell her).

BBV, head from ugly bitches okay? gogogogogogo

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Meh, head from a 5, wouldn't exactly call it a beat. Head from a 3, that's a beat. I mean, you should post pix, let us judge.

However, if she's already admitted to blowing some other guy, you'd better double wrap if you ever decide to bang her, sounds like she really gets around. You don't want to be one of those guys posting a "Hay BBV, It Burns When I Pee" thread.

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sure, why not

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tl;dr but head is head, gg

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nice

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She wanted to keep it a secret so I dont see any problem with this at all.

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She wanted to keep it a secret so I dont see any problem with this at all.

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Put she drunkenly and loudly said it with other people around, "do you want more."

People saw her walk into my room and then close the door. SO unless they're [censored] retarded they can add 2 and 2 together.

ADD ON TO STORY

Forget to mention that my roommate came into the room after I finished busting the 2nd time. I yelled out "no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)." So as he goes, she leaves and I have to put on some sherade for him in the bathroom. It was pretty funny. He had high hopes that I was actually with the hot girl I like.

Oh well. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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If I made like one official "post your likely made up and hellishing uncomfortable if true sex story thread" would everybody just got there and spare us these threads.

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Pish Posh.

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If I made like one official "post your likely made up and hellishing uncomfortable if true sex story thread" would everybody just got there and spare us these threads.

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yea its pretty disrespectful of people to post this [censored] in your blog

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Beat: Girl is at best a 5.

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pedobear says BRAGGGGGGGGG

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I swear on my life and my love of it, that this is not made up. I really have no motivation to make this story up. Most of my other threads have related to beats or brags relating to my ex girlfriend which have all been true.

Also, someone tell me how to put up pics and I will do tomorrow. I get to pray to "god" tomorrow for forgiveness anyway, so really the timing was perfect.

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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wtf?

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"no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)."

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WTF?!?

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TBH I don't think this is made up. I'm just grumpy about sex threads 'cause 1- they suck 2- take a wild guess.

GA plz update checklist with grumpus status.

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pray for forgiveness? wasn't that what Jesus was for?

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If I made like one official "post your likely made up and hellishing uncomfortable if true sex story thread" would everybody just got there and spare us these threads.

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I like it. You should make a sticky, let BBV4life get it out of our system.

It'll be legendary. It'll be hudge. I'm in.

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Im gonna go off topic, but the official EricW thread that Dids made should be bumped as to allow Eric to keep all his thoughts in one place. He has been getting a little crazy lately.

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She sorta guilts me into letting her blow me again.

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A+ line.

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Im gonna go off topic, but the official EricW thread that Dids made should be bumped as to allow Eric to keep all his thoughts in one place. He has been getting a little crazy lately.

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If the masses want this, I'll make it happen. I enjoy Eric less than y'all do, and he's responsible for like 50% of the posts that make me worry that Mason will one day nuke BBV4L.

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I loved old Eric, I have trouble believing its the same person on the account.

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getting head from a 5 year old twice is a brag LDO.

normally they run away after the first time.

/pedo-mode

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what she likes doing more: blowing guys or girls. She says guys.

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I'm gonna try to blow into a vagina tomorrow, I'll write a TR if not dead.

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I'm gonna try to blow into a vagina tomorrow, I'll write a TR if not dead.

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This is how my sister got pregnant, don't do it.

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I approve of this. Head is head obv.

When she came back for the second time. Did it take more time than the first? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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I'm gonna try to blow into a vagina tomorrow, I'll write a TR if not dead.

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This is how my sister got pregnant, don't do it.

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do you often blow your sister's vagina?

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lolz

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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wtf?

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"no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)."

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WTF?!?

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This needs to be addressed.

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do you often blow your sister's vagina?

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Apparently once is all it takes.

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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wtf?

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"no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)."

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WTF?!?

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This needs to be addressed.

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QFT.

I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off.

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TBH I don't think this is made up. I'm just grumpy about sex threads 'cause 1- they suck 2- take a wild guess.

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I like it. You should make a sticky, let BBV4life get it out of your system.


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I'll toss in $20 for the prostitute. I'm not personally helping Dids' "system".

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I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off.

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Yeah, for real. Just say "don't come in right now", and then lie about how decent-looking she was if your roommate doesn't see her. This makes you look way worse.

BTW, what does everyone think the chances are that OP actually did get caught whacking off by his roommate, and is going to leave this thread open on his laptop with the hope that his roommate will find it and think he was getting head instead. 50/50? The "we both started masturbating out of nowhere" thing sounds kinda suspicious to me.

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other)


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This is one of the greatest things ever written.

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If I made like one official "post your likely made up and hellishing uncomfortable if true sex story thread" would everybody just got there and spare us these threads.

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dids, this one's obvioiusly a classic

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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She sorta guilts me into letting her blow me again.

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i mean [censored] Hemingway never wrote better than that [censored]

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what does everyone think the chances are that OP actually did get caught whacking off by his roommate, and is going to leave this thread open on his laptop with the hope that his roommate will find it and think he was getting head instead?

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Kind of like what happened with the whole "spider on my naked sister" ordeal, right?

OP:
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Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1

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What's your definition of "hooked up"?

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Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1

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What's your definition of "hooked up"?

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stared at through their bedroom window while they were undressing

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OP:
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Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1

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What's your definition of "hooked up"?

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stared at through their bedroom window while they were undressing

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Wtf? Only 15? YGOS?

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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wtf?

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"no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)."

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WTF?!?

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This needs to be addressed.

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QFT

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OP,

This is standard college stuff. You have 4 (or 6 if you are lucky) more years of this. Enjoy.

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Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1

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What's your definition of "hooked up"?

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stared at through their bedroom window while they were undressing

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Ya, I just read this and wanted this addressed

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Meh, head from a 5, wouldn't exactly call it a beat. Head from a 3, that's a beat. I mean, you should post pix, let us judge.

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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."