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Full Tilt Poker Game #3593290722: Table Ovum (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:46:49 ET - 2007/09/17
Seat 1: Maf54 ($3,300)
Seat 2: maf54isH0M0 ($607.50)
maf54isH0M0 posts the small blind of $10
Maf54 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [3h Qh]
maf54isH0M0 raises to $40
Maf54 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 8d 6d]
Maf54 checks
maf54isH0M0 bets $20
Maf54 raises to $80
maf54isH0M0 calls $60
*** TURN *** [Kh 8d 6d] [Qd]
Maf54 checks
maf54isH0M0 bets $140
Maf54 calls $140
*** RIVER *** [Kh 8d 6d Qd] [7c]
Maf54 checks
maf54isH0M0 bets $347.50, and is all in
Maf54 calls $347.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
maf54isH0M0 shows [4d 8c] a pair of Eights
Maf54 shows [3h Qh] a pair of Queens
Maf54 wins the pot ($1,214.50) with a pair of Queens
maf54isH0M0 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,215 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kh 8d 6d Qd 7c]
Seat 1: Maf54 (big blind) showed [3h Qh] and won ($1,214.50) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: maf54isH0M0 (small blind) showed [4d 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights

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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooow

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At least he isn't a H0M0

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ok what the [censored]

what is going on. now this screen name sat down and we only played 1 hand

Full Tilt Poker Game #3593320618: Table Ovum (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:49:56 ET - 2007/09/17
Seat 1: Maf54 ($3,907)
Seat 2: maf54isVERYgay ($600)
Maf54 posts the small blind of $10
maf54isVERYgay posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [7c 7s]
Maf54 raises to $60
maf54isVERYgay raises to $100
Maf54 raises to $3,907, and is all in
maf54isVERYgay calls $500, and is all in
Maf54 shows [7c 7s]
maf54isVERYgay shows [Jc 9h]
Uncalled bet of $3,307 returned to Maf54
*** FLOP *** [As Ah 4d]
*** TURN *** [As Ah 4d] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [As Ah 4d Kc] [4h]
Maf54 shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
maf54isVERYgay shows two pair, Aces and Fours
Maf54 wins the pot ($1,199.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
maf54isVERYgay is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [As Ah 4d Kc 4h]
Seat 1: Maf54 (small blind) showed [7c 7s] and won ($1,199.50) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: maf54isVERYgay (big blind) showed [Jc 9h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours

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omfg

its prof bets probably making fake accounts w/ credit cards again

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LMFAO

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lol, he's terrible.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #3593249543: Table Ovum (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:42:30 ET - 2007/09/17
Seat 1: Maf54 ($3,042)
Seat 2: maf54isH0M0 ($869)
Maf54 posts the small blind of $10
maf54isH0M0 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [8c 8d]
Maf54 raises to $60
maf54isH0M0 calls $40
*** FLOP *** [4c Ts 4h]
maf54isH0M0 checks
Maf54 checks
*** TURN *** [4c Ts 4h] [4d]
maf54isH0M0 bets $80
Maf54 calls $80
*** RIVER *** [4c Ts 4h 4d] [2c]
maf54isH0M0 bets $240
Maf54 calls $240
*** SHOW DOWN ***
maf54isH0M0 shows [3d Jc] three of a kind, Fours
Maf54 shows [8c 8d] a full house, Fours full of Eights
Maf54 wins the pot ($759.50) with a full house, Fours full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $760 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c Ts 4h 4d 2c]
Seat 1: Maf54 (small blind) showed [8c 8d] and won ($759.50) with a full house, Fours full of Eights
Seat 2: maf54isH0M0 (big blind) showed [3d Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Fours

Full Tilt Poker Game #3593283022: Table Ovum (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:46:00 ET - 2007/09/17
Seat 1: Maf54 ($3,051)
Seat 2: maf54isH0M0 ($857.50)
Maf54 posts the small blind of $10
maf54isH0M0 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [9s 6s]
Maf54 raises to $60
maf54isH0M0 raises to $100
Maf54 calls $40
*** FLOP *** [2s As 4h]
maf54isH0M0 bets $120
Maf54 raises to $560
maf54isH0M0 folds
Uncalled bet of $440 returned to Maf54
Maf54 mucks
Maf54 wins the pot ($439.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $440 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s As 4h]
Seat 1: Maf54 (small blind) collected ($439.50), mucked
Seat 2: maf54isH0M0 (big blind) folded on the Flop

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Only a very gay [censored] plays like this

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[ QUOTE ]
LMFAO

[/ QUOTE ]

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lol wtf

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wow, i wish i had my own personal spewtard

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Lol, thats funny.

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[ QUOTE ]
wow, i wish i had my own personal spewtard

[/ QUOTE ]

I run good

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He has plausible deniability. It's unexploitable.

Except for his play.

gogogogo sponger.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
LMFAO

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

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[ QUOTE ]
wow, i wish i had my own personal spewtard

[/ QUOTE ]

lol me too! this is awesome

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Creating dummy accounts with your own credit cards to take their money and to pretend you can win at poker is a great boost in morale.

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this is fantastic

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[ QUOTE ]
omfg

its prof bets probably making fake accounts w/ credit cards again

[/ QUOTE ]
profbets was the first thing i thought of after reading OP

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lol can you really just create random screen names on full tilt?

actually if you want to be a dick report them and see if ALL the accounts get funds seized...

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wtf this is so awesome

including the part where sponger pwns 2000 hu

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[ QUOTE ]
lol can you really just create random screen names on full tilt?

[/ QUOTE ]

I was seriously freaked when the second guy sat down. I was thinking about a super account that could switch name.

Then after I busted him and he insta left, I realized what happened. I am just worried about getting my account frozen or those funds confiscated. Or ProfBets stabbing me in the face.

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yea one of the 3..

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lol, that's pretty sweet

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[ QUOTE ]
At least he isn't a H0M0

[/ QUOTE ]

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wait, so you're a H0M0?

i'm so confused :-/

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lold

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hah

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[ QUOTE ]
wait, so you're a H0M0?

i'm so confused :-/

[/ QUOTE ]

No, stay with the timeline of events. He's VERYgay now.

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You've officially "made it" in the online poker world. Congrats.

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loool, It makes it so much better that you just crushed him.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wow, i wish i had my own personal spewtard

[/ QUOTE ]

I run good

[/ QUOTE ]

I miss mine

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next time you should throw "that'll buy a lot of gay porn" in the chat box after you bust him.

I wish people hated me and expressed it by throwing money my way.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wow, i wish i had my own personal spewtard

[/ QUOTE ]

I run good

[/ QUOTE ]

I miss mine

[/ QUOTE ]I bet you were rooting for him hard in that donkament yesterday, heh.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wow, i wish i had my own personal spewtard

[/ QUOTE ]

I run good

[/ QUOTE ]

I miss mine

[/ QUOTE ]

Which one?

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/228/dsc00101os2.jpg

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well at least he didnt beat you

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He showed up again today. Bought in for $600 at 10/20, was up to like $8000 at 25/50 before I won it back. I'll just spare you the embarrassing details (mostly mine, yuck) and go right to the last hand

Full Tilt Poker Game #3631288743: Table Manor (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:07:36 ET - 2007/09/21
Seat 1: Maf54 ($6,824)
Seat 2: I f u l l t1lt ($5,704)
I f u l l t1lt posts the small blind of $25
Maf54 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [9c Kd]
I f u l l t1lt raises to $100
Maf54 calls $50
*** FLOP *** [9d 9h 4c]
Maf54 checks
I f u l l t1lt bets $50
Maf54 raises to $350
I f u l l t1lt calls $300
*** TURN *** [9d 9h 4c] [4s]
Maf54 bets $800
I f u l l t1lt raises to $2,250
Maf54 calls $1,450
*** RIVER *** [9d 9h 4c 4s] [7s]
Maf54 checks
I f u l l t1lt bets $3,004, and is all in
Maf54 calls $3,004
*** SHOW DOWN ***
I f u l l t1lt shows [Td Ks] two pair, Nines and Fours
Maf54 shows [9c Kd] a full house, Nines full of Fours
Maf54 wins the pot ($11,407.50) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
I f u l l t1lt is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,408 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9d 9h 4c 4s 7s]
Seat 1: Maf54 (big blind) showed [9c Kd] and won ($11,407.50) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
Seat 2: I f u l l t1lt (small blind) showed [Td Ks] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fours