SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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in

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Good For You Fonkey!

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in

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cheese

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

There's alot of bacon's in the forum these days.

luckybacon
hotbacon
crispy bacon

luckybacon is a legend ldo, are these other two his offspring or what?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

out

edit: i mean in

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

first

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

crap almost

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

might as well have first hand post in new thread...

[x] yes sir!

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $95.5
UTG+1: $95.5
CO: $173.27
Button: $92.05
Bubaloo: $103.3
BB: $119.1

Pre-flop: (6 players) Bubaloo is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $4</font>, CO calls, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $16</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($41, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $24</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($89, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $62.8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $55</font>.
Uncalled bets: $7.8 returned to Bubaloo.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($196, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $196)


Results:
Final pot: $196
<font color="#000000">UTG+1 shows K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] </font>
<font color="#000000">Bubaloo shows T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] </font>

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

nugglez, i seriously hate your avatar.

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nugglez, i seriously hate your avatar.

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GFY!

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

inside?

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nuggetz: wtf is your avatar? it looks like 12year old kids going raving with dinasaurs in some 80s disco with those flashing lights.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

scenes taken from jesus camp documentary. lights and raptor head added.

i guess i'll have to put it into retirement soon, too many people sincerely hate it including a mod [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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scenes taken from jesus camp documentary. lights and raptor head added.

i guess i'll have to put it into retirement soon, too many people sincerely hate it including a mod [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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its a tilt inducing avatar, so its +ev so from that point of view you should keep it :P

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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scenes taken from jesus camp documentary. lights and raptor head added.

i guess i'll have to put it into retirement soon, too many people sincerely hate it including a mod [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE AVATAR OF ALL TIME!

i love the tear rolling down the girl's face and the raptor head and the flashing lights and the crazy little boy

it's perfect raptror jesus material, how can you even think about retiring it?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

ok guys you cannot tell me that this avatar is less annoying than nuggetz's

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...7/birthday.gif

it makes me want to commit quadruple infanticide

freeucm's avatar btw

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

No no no you gotta keep it its seriously my favorite avatar on here.

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i like it actually

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longest rostucko session ever for me... 7 hours straight.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6376/rostuckoei5.jpg

Better than a losing day I guess, first non-losing one this week. This [censored] is stressful.

Its very weird having multiple $600-800 stacks and only being even for the day.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

Seat 1: slasktratten ($63.85 in chips)
Seat 2: FanOfFitz ($170 in chips)
Seat 3: thenutspt ($192 in chips)
Seat 4: anon1986 ($133.75 in chips)
Seat 5: ofishstix ($252.35 in chips)
ofishstix: posts small blind $1
slasktratten: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [Kd Ks]
FanOfFitz: calls $2
thenutspt: folds
anon1986: calls $2
ofishstix: raises $10 to $12
slasktratten: folds
FanOfFitz: calls $10
anon1986: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 2d Td]
ofishstix: bets $22
FanOfFitz: calls $22
*** TURN *** [3h 2d Td] [Js]
ofishstix: checks
FanOfFitz: checks
*** RIVER *** [3h 2d Td Js] [6c]
ofishstix: checks
FanOfFitz: bets $60
ofishstix: raises $158.35 to $218.35 and is all-in

76 or so to him

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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longest rostucko session ever for me... 7 hours straight.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6376/rostuckoei5.jpg

Better than a losing day I guess, first non-losing one this week. This [censored] is stressful.

Its very weird having multiple $600-800 stacks and only being even for the day.

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at least you can go and hug a duck billed platypus

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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Seat 1: slasktratten ($63.85 in chips)
Seat 2: FanOfFitz ($170 in chips)
Seat 3: thenutspt ($192 in chips)
Seat 4: anon1986 ($133.75 in chips)
Seat 5: ofishstix ($252.35 in chips)
ofishstix: posts small blind $1
slasktratten: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [Kd Ks]
FanOfFitz: calls $2
thenutspt: folds
anon1986: calls $2
ofishstix: raises $10 to $12
slasktratten: folds
FanOfFitz: calls $10
anon1986: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 2d Td]
ofishstix: bets $22
FanOfFitz: calls $22
*** TURN *** [3h 2d Td] [Js]
ofishstix: checks
FanOfFitz: checks
*** RIVER *** [3h 2d Td Js] [6c]
ofishstix: checks
FanOfFitz: bets $60
ofishstix: raises $158.35 to $218.35 and is all-in

76 or so to him

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villain's mediocre?

vs a calling station and vs a decent player i'd bet the turn for different reasons

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

hes some random guy i know nothing about. he was only at the table for 15 mins at the time of this hand. looking back, he bought in with 50 if that makes a difference?

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at least you can go and hug a duck billed platypus

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thats taking it a bit far... moderators alerted.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

why i don't play donkaments:
I dont have HH. It was the supernova freeroll.
I get c/raised all in w/ my set against a gutshot and the f***face hits.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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No one in Australia actually does this lol

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at least you can go and hug a duck billed platypus

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thats taking it a bit far... moderators alerted.

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or you could blow a big didgeridoo

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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No one in Australia actually does this lol

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Actually last christmas we cooked up a ton of prawns on the barbie.

prawns, not shrimp.

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Or throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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No one in Australia actually does this lol

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Actually last christmas we cooked up a ton of prawns on the barbie.

prawns, not shrimp.

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but did you throw or place them on the barbie?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

ok i'll keep it. and yeah freeucm's avatar is definitely the 2nd nuts that thing is hilarious.


just had the biggest LOL session of 1/2 HU IN MY LIFE. all opponents were sooo bad and just ran so good. one even challenged me to 3/6 but left after he was up $100 lol. i don't even care about keeping my identity secret anymore it's too annoying.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3570972889: Table Lion (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:10:08 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: utter_milked ($264.50)
Seat 2: Fzth1 ($110.85)
utter_milked posts the small blind of $1
Fzth1 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [8s Qh]
utter_milked raises to $6
Fzth1 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d 4h]
Fzth1 bets $12
utter_milked has 15 seconds left to act
utter_milked raises to $36
Fzth1 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Qs 8d 4h] [2c]
Fzth1 bets $68.85, and is all in
utter_milked calls $68.85
Fzth1 shows [8h 2h]
utter_milked shows [8s Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d 4h 2c] [2d]
Fzth1 shows a full house, Twos full of Eights
utter_milked shows two pair, Queens and Eights
Fzth1 wins the pot ($221.20) with a full house, Twos full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $221.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs 8d 4h 2c 2d]
Seat 1: utter_milked (small blind) showed [8s Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: Fzth1 (big blind) showed [8h 2h] and won ($221.20) with a full house, Twos full of Eights


Full Tilt Poker Game #3570973531: Table Been (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:10:13 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: VamosRafael ($243)
Seat 2: utter_milked ($233.50)
VamosRafael posts the small blind of $1
utter_milked posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [As Ac]
VamosRafael raises to $6
utter_milked raises to $20
VamosRafael calls $14
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6d Qc]
utter_milked bets $32
VamosRafael has 15 seconds left to act
VamosRafael raises to $79
utter_milked raises to $213.50, and is all in
VamosRafael calls $134.50
utter_milked shows [As Ac]
VamosRafael shows [Qd 9d]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6d Qc] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6d Qc 7h] [2s]
utter_milked shows two pair, Aces and Queens
VamosRafael shows three of a kind, Queens
VamosRafael wins the pot ($466.50) with three of a kind, Queens
utter_milked is sitting out
utter_milked adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $467 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 6d Qc 7h 2s]
Seat 1: VamosRafael (small blind) showed [Qd 9d] and won ($466.50) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: utter_milked (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens


Full Tilt Poker Game #3571141038: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:30:51 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: Jimmy1027 ($659)
Seat 2: utter_milked ($625.50)
Jimmy1027 posts the small blind of $3
utter_milked posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [Qd Th]
Jimmy1027 raises to $18
utter_milked calls $12
*** FLOP *** [8s 5s Qs]
utter_milked checks
Jimmy1027 checks
*** TURN *** [8s 5s Qs] [Qc]
utter_milked bets $27
Jimmy1027 calls $27
*** RIVER *** [8s 5s Qs Qc] [9c]
utter_milked bets $72
Jimmy1027 calls $72
*** SHOW DOWN ***
utter_milked shows [Qd Th] three of a kind, Queens
Jimmy1027 shows [6d 7d] a straight, Nine high
Jimmy1027 wins the pot ($233.50) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $234 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s 5s Qs Qc 9c]
Seat 1: Jimmy1027 (small blind) showed [6d 7d] and won ($233.50) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 2: utter_milked (big blind) showed [Qd Th] and lost with three of a kind, Queens


and the grand finale

Full Tilt Poker Game #3571269223: Table Lion (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:46:33 ET - 2007/09/15
Seat 1: utter_milked ($820.80)
Seat 2: durbdawg ($379.10)
durbdawg posts the small blind of $1
utter_milked posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to utter_milked [Ad Jc]
durbdawg raises to $6
utter_milked raises to $22
durbdawg calls $16
*** FLOP *** [4d Ks Qd]
utter_milked bets $33
durbdawg raises to $66
utter_milked has 15 seconds left to act
utter_milked calls $33
*** TURN *** [4d Ks Qd] [Td]
utter_milked has 15 seconds left to act
utter_milked bets $122
durbdawg raises to $291.10, and is all in
utter_milked calls $169.10
durbdawg shows [Kd Kc]
utter_milked shows [Ad Jc]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ks Qd Td] [Th]
durbdawg shows a full house, Kings full of Tens
utter_milked shows a straight, Ace high
durbdawg wins the pot ($757.70) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $758.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4d Ks Qd Td Th]
Seat 1: utter_milked (big blind) showed [Ad Jc] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: durbdawg (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and won ($757.70) with a full house, Kings full of Tens

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

i snapcalled...although i was right this time, is this call spew?

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $59.15
BB: $187.00
Hero (UTG): $338.60
MP: $205.00
CO: $235.00
BTN: $146.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $5.00, BB calls $4.00

Flop: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $10.00</font>, BB calls $10.00, Hero calls $10.00

Turn: ($48) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($48) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $43.15</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $43.15

Pot Size: $134.30 ($3 Rake)

SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$59.15)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$72.15)

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

It's never spew if you win the hand. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

its all about raising utg w/ 22, getting a nit who obv has an high pair (and will pay you off) min raise you, but then its not about a tilting idiot shoving in his last 35bbs w/ QJ so you have to fold the the small pair.

nit obv has kk and obv a 2 comes on the flop and 100% of the time, you would have stacked him all the time. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

but its all good caus i got the tilters stack the hand before [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

edit: ^passive/aggressive post

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

Im a complete music noob, but i just discovered a song named popcorn by essem and aitch. Can anyone recommend me similar music?

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
 

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Im a complete music noob, but i just discovered a song named popcorn by essem and aitch. Can anyone recommend me similar music?

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http://www.pandora.com/

Put in a band you like or a song title. Makes a station that plays similar music.