Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
Rachel Ray is evil. That's all I can figure.
My wife watches "30 Minute Meals" every day, even though she can't prepare any meal that doesn't end in "___-Helper" (Hamburger Helper, Tuna Helper, etc). She buys every magazine that has Rachel Ray on the cover. Now there's a talk show, as well. I'm sitting on the computer, and she's watching YouKnowWho on the tv. Suddenly, the tv goes mute. I turn around to see if wifey is still in the room. She is. I'm confused. I look at the tv, where there's a close-up of a syringe going into an old lady's nose. "AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! WTF are you watching???" "Rachel Ray. That's why I muted it, I knew you didn't want to see/hear what they were doing." "And you still watch it??? She's got you under her spell, I swear to Christ!" Wifey really gets upset when I crack jokes about the size of Rachel Ray's mouth. "What are you watching, The Muppets?", or, "Looks like 'Jaws' coming at us!" http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/up...achael_ray.jpg |
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She eats way too much of the food she makes. Serving for four, no problem, I'll eat it....
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Start talking about how much you want to bang her. Your wife will find a new show in no time.
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Start talking about how much you want to bang her. Your wife will gain 30 lbs and start dressing like a gypsy in no time. [/ QUOTE ] |
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She better be a demon in the sack because I don't see much else that's good about her. I'm talking about Rachel Ray, not your wife.
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Rachel Ray is evil, especially during her college years.
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rachel ray's grating voice makes me want to scream.
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She better be a demon in the sack because I don't see much else that's good about her. I'm talking about Rachel Ray, not your wife. [/ QUOTE ] I can vouch for the fact that OP's wife is indeed a demon in the sack. |
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I can vouch for the fact that Rachel Ray is in fact a demon in the sack.
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my lady friend watches this crap too. i tried auto's suggestion and mentioned how much i would like to hate-[censored] that stupid loud bitch. Ms. NT's response: 'yeah i could see that.'
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I'd be pretty happy just regular [censored] her, no hate involved. Then again, for the most part I've avoided the braying, so maybe my feelings would change.
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rachel ray's grating voice makes me want to scream. [/ QUOTE ] I agree - that combined with her over-the-top fake bubbly personality drive me crazy. I'd still hit it though. |
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my lady friend watches this crap too. i tried auto's suggestion and mentioned how much i would like to hate-[censored] that stupid loud bitch. Ms. NT's response: 'yeah i could see that.' [/ QUOTE ] NT, Have I mentioned how awesome your woman is? |
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I really like Rachel Ray.
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Rachel Ray owns me. I would do so many nasty things to her.
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I can vouch for the fact that Rachel Ray is in fact a demon in the sack. [/ QUOTE ] RR's mouth -> Extra Voracious Oral Orgasm |
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Not your finest work but I'm gonna applaud the effort.
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RR's mouth -> Extra Voracious Oral Orgasm [/ QUOTE ] LOL. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] I can't wait to throw this one at my wife the next time Rachel says EVOO. |
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[ QUOTE ] I can vouch for the fact that Rachel Ray is in fact a demon in the sack. [/ QUOTE ] RR's mouth -> Extra Voracious Oral Orgasm [/ QUOTE ] even tho shes fat, she doesnt strike me as the type who gives head. Shes more the lay there and make you do all the work type |
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I suppose it beats an Oprah Obsession.
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At least she isn't obsessed with Paula Deen. Stupid FOS fake southern "hey ya'll" [censored].
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A friend of mine's 10 year old son has a crush on Rachel Ray. This means he's gay, right?
Oh, and I'd ring her bell like Quasimodo. |
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A friend of mine's 10 year old son has a crush on Rachel Ray. This means he's gay, right? Oh, and I'd ring her bell like Quasimodo. [/ QUOTE ] LFS, I am pleased that you find OOT an acceptable venue for coming out. We are here for you in your time of need. |
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Rachel Ray owns me. I would do so many nasty things to her. [/ QUOTE ] |
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I saw her in person a couple years ago and she looked much less chunky. Cute ass.
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She probably smells though. She uses hella garlic in everything she cooks.
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My wife loves the food network and Rachel Ray but shes also an excellent cook.
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[ QUOTE ] I can vouch for the fact that Rachel Ray is in fact a demon in the sack. [/ QUOTE ] RR's mouth -> Extra Voracious Oral Orgasm [/ QUOTE ] Genuine LOL, very nice sir. |
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Look for the proverbial silver lining.
She could be possessed by Martha Stewart. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] Rachel Ray money shot compilation [/ QUOTE ] This one is actually funny [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. "Just put your finger in the butt." |
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I saw her in person a couple years ago and she looked much less chunky. Cute ass. [/ QUOTE ] thats cuz a couple years ago she wasnt as fat. She got married and then immediately packed on the pounds |
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When you're married and have an empire, I guess you've got license to do pretty much whatever you want, forever.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Rachel Ray money shot compilation [/ QUOTE ] This one is actually funny [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. "Just put your finger in the butt." [/ QUOTE ] "It comes through your pores, so I always wind up smelling like a salami." I was laughing hard through a bunch of this. Really good. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I can vouch for the fact that Rachel Ray is in fact a demon in the sack. [/ QUOTE ] RR's mouth -> Extra Voracious Oral Orgasm [/ QUOTE ] even tho shes fat, she doesnt strike me as the type who gives head. Shes more the lay there and make you do all the work type [/ QUOTE ] I disagree...right before she starts, she'll tell you, "This is the way my grandma used to do this..." |
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[ QUOTE ] Rachel Ray money shot compilation [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I can't imagine actually going out to eat with someone who reacts like that, why does the food network make all their people do that? [ QUOTE ] I disagree...right before she starts, she'll tell you, "This is the way my grandma used to do this..." [/ QUOTE ] Also, 10-1 says that EVOO is her lubricant of choice. |
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She's not really fat at all, she's just got fat like proportions.
I bought 3 of her books a while ago, they all suck. |
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Yeah she is, if you've seen her lately. She's got some badonka donk starting to pick up some real momentum.
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