Do I have a broken penis?
so I was dancing with this girl I really like all night @ the bar and I had an erection the whole time obviously. I was really drunk and my boner was stuck in my pants in an awkward angle. I got home took off my pants and penis still hurt. It has been over an hour since and my erection has gone down, but penis still hurts despite having no erection. Also, when I look at it there seems to be nothing wrong and no crookedness or visible injury. It only hurts a lot. Is anything wrong?
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Re: Do I have a broken penis?
superaids
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Is anything wrong? [/ QUOTE ] With your penis, no. But probably. |
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spread jelly on it and have your dog lick it off. works mother [censored] wonders
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I'd probably have to taste it to give you a definitive answer.
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If it's not crooked all the time then you fail as a man.
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post pictures of penis to be sure
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sounds like rug burn
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they usually amputate that [censored]
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This happened to a friend of mine one time. See a doctor. I hope the outcome is different then what my friend went through.
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I would go to the doctor immediately. This is not something to take a “wait and see” approach with.
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No thats Blue Balls - cause you didn't get any ..
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Just give it some rest for a couple days, you should be fine. I've had similar things happen for similar reasons in the past.
Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett joke which I will abbreviate as best as possible; A guy visiting thailand does a hooker there. As few days after he gets home, his penis starts turning grenn. HE goes to the doctor, who tells him it will have to be amputated. Guy asks for a recommendation on a second opinion, and the 2nd doctor says the same. Asks for 3rd opinion recommendation, and that doctor also says they will have to amputate. As the man despairs, the 3rd doctor asks him what may have caused this, and he tells him of the hooker in Thailand. 3rd doctor says maybe the guy should see a urologist in Thailand. Guy flies back to Thailand and sees the Thai doctor. Guy: "You ever seen anything like this before?" Thai Doctor: "Oh sure, many times, many times." G: "Will you have to amputate?" TD: "Amputate? Oh no, that won't be necessary" G "Oh, wow, doc, that's a HUGE relief!" TD: "Oh yeah, you give it three, maybe four days, it fall off all by itself." |
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cool avitar by the way ROADHEAD .. [/ QUOTE ] Gracias, I thought it was time for a new one |
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The obvious way to fix this is to masturbate with toothpaste for lube.
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it feels much better this morning and no signs of crookedness.
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If you fell asleep with your arm in an awkward position and it hurt in the morning, would you assume it was broken?
It's fine, you pussy. |
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If you fell asleep with your arm in an awkward position and it hurt in the morning, would you assume it was broken? It's fine, you pussy. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHA |
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[ QUOTE ] If you fell asleep with your arm in an awkward position and it hurt in the morning, would you assume it was broken? It's fine, you pussy. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHA [/ QUOTE ] |
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