santa / little girls
 

hypothetical situation-

you are a santa and are taking pictures for christmas

a 12 year old girl sits on your lap and for one reason or another you get a boner

can you get in trouble for this? besides maybe just being fired as a santa



also heres another thing i just thought of

if I was furiously masturbating in a hotel room with my door slightly open then a 12 y.o girl walked in and I turned around and jizzed all over her face "by accident" could I get in trouble?

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can you get in trouble for getting a boner while reading a thread about santa getting a boner

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Furious rub-out session before dressing up should help avoid such a situation; but if it DOES happen anyway, I doubt the kid knows wtf is going on

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Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.

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You can't get into legal trouble; however, just be prepared to eat from a feeding tube for the next 6 weeks after her dad notices your little soldier saluting his daughter.

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So...did this happen recently or something?

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what 7th grader believes in santa, shes on your lap for one reason only [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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U should of saved this thread for december.

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what 7th grader believes in santa, shes on your lap for one reason only [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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The free candy cane?

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damnit... i was seriously hoping to just open up this thread and see

http://www.tiawilliams.net/blog/uplo...irt-735477.jpg


not a discussion about 12yr olds and boners.

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For most people who work as a mall Santa, I would imagine they do so precisely because they get boners when 12-year-olds sit in their laps.

So I doubt you're the first one to think of this.

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Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.

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yeah i guess this would work. with younger girls i suppose they wouldnt know whats going on or not say anything. if so and they say something like whats poking me? then the candy cane line could be used.

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Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.

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You have given this far, far too much thought, conspire....

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Sometimes Santa can't elf himself.

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you are a santa and are taking pictures for christmas

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just to make sure i understand this, am i the real santa or just pretending to be?

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bump for the holiday season

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not enough little girls in this thread imo

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not enough little girls in this thread imo

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http://www.jailbaitgallery.com/index.php?id=2454

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Haha sick bump glove!


Conspire

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not enough little girls in this thread imo

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http://www.jailbaitgallery.com/index.php?id=2454

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delivers

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damnit... i was seriously hoping to just open up this thread and see

http://www.tiawilliams.net/blog/uplo...irt-735477.jpg


not a discussion about 12yr olds and boners.

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lol me too

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http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3427/indexgw6.jpg
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8494/indexnb5.jpg
same model, NSFW

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i looked at this thread and was like wtf i didnt post this hax????

but then i remembered

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spb= an admin now i assume?

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not enough little girls in this thread imo

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http://www.jailbaitgallery.com/index.php?id=2454

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delivers

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We must make the pilgrimage to Sweden
http://www.anonib.com/_teensnorules/...den_anonib.jpg

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We must make the pilgrimage to Sweden
http://www.anonib.com/_teensnorules/...den_anonib.jpg

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wow imo

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srsly, 18 as the age of consent is so [censored] stupid. look at this map from wikipedia. The other countries where age of consent is 18 are backwards ass places like Mexico, Kazakhstan and Sudan.

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srsly, 18 as the age of consent is so [censored] stupid. look at this map from wikipedia. The other countries where age of consent is 18 are backwards ass places like Mexico, Kazakhstan and Sudan.

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there are plenty of states where the AoC is less than 18. I don't think enough people understand that

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My cousin got caught [censored] some older guy by the cops. She was 15 and he was 18. Her parents wanted to press charges but because 15 was age of consent in Ohio he was safe. Atleast this is the story as I heard it.

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srsly, 18 as the age of consent is so [censored] stupid. look at this map from wikipedia. The other countries where age of consent is 18 are backwards ass places like Mexico, Kazakhstan and Sudan.

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there are plenty of states where the AoC is less than 18. I don't think enough people understand that

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WHICHONES??!?!?!FUCKCALIFORNIAIMMOVINGOUTOFTHISFUC KING18YROLDCONSENTHELLHOLE!

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Upon reviewing that map, Spain is the promise land. AOC is 13..

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http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...anta-drunk.jpg

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you are a santa and are taking pictures for christmas

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just to make sure i understand this, am i the real santa or just pretending to be?

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lolol

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that made me laugh outloud also.

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http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...anta-drunk.jpg

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[censored] yeah america