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THEY DO NOTHING!
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No.
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THEY DO NOTHING! itt post your favorite simpsons quotes (from when it was good) [/ QUOTE ] This is my all-time favorite episode, but for many reasons besides just this quote. |
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Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?
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stupid sexy flanders
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stupid sexy flanders [/ QUOTE ] feels like I'm wearin nothin at all! nothin at all! nothin at all! nothin at all! |
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Didn't we have a thread like this about 3-4 months ago?
anywho "You don't win friends with salad" Brilliant |
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honeydew is the money melon
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Homer: "Excuse me, Mr. Seltzer."
Brian Setzer: "It's Setzer." Homer: "No, I'm pretty sure it's Seltzer." |
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Unshrink you?! Well that would require some sort of a REbigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle.. but not at you O holiest of gods with the wrathfulness and the vengence and the bloodrain and the hey hey hey it hurts me
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<Homer and Bart are in the hospital and spraying each other w/ medicine/drugs. Dr. Hibbard enters.>
Dr. Hibbard: Stop that! You are wasting thousands of dollars of precious Interferon. Homer: No, you are interferon with our fun! ----------- Could have the dialogue way off - but that scene always killed me. |
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Dad, you killed Zombie Flanders!!!
He was a zombie? |
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Sick Orphan: "Wherever can I go for my whooping cough?"
Mayor Quimby: "Whatever. Come back when you want a huge rack." |
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Butter up that bacon, boy!
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You'll work this off in the acid mines boy!
-Andy |
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Anything from the episode where the Flanders become Bart and Lisa's foster parents.
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
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Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!
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Butter up that bacon, boy! [/ QUOTE ] Bacon up that sausage! |
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For years I've been seeing people post "the goggles, they do nothing" and I still don't understand where they get it from. The line is clearly "the goggles do nothing." Where in the world did the "they" come from? As you can see this is a HUDGE issue in my life.
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herpes herpes bo berpes banana fana fo ferpes, her-pes oh! -krusty
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kowabunga, d00d
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Homer on phone in kitchen: Hey Moe.. How about those guys last night? They were the suckiest bunch of sucks whoever sucked..
Marge: Ho-mer! Homer: Ughh, gotta go Moe, my damn weiner kids are listening. |
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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abones link to the vid in ur avatar asap
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abones link to the vid in ur avatar asap [/ QUOTE ] I wish I had it. I have a larger animated gif... http://www.funnyassgifs.com/data/media/1/boobshirt.gif |
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For years I've been seeing people post "the goggles, they do nothing" and I still don't understand where they get it from. The line is clearly "the goggles do nothing." Where in the world did the "they" come from? As you can see this is a HUDGE issue in my life. [/ QUOTE ] http://youtube.com/watch?v=biE_xQRQUQM See for yourself |
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[ QUOTE ] For years I've been seeing people post "the goggles, they do nothing" and I still don't understand where they get it from. The line is clearly "the goggles do nothing." Where in the world did the "they" come from? As you can see this is a HUDGE issue in my life. [/ QUOTE ] http://youtube.com/watch?v=biE_xQRQUQM See for yourself [/ QUOTE ] So eye opening (no pun intended), I always thought it was "they" for all this time. |
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It's such a widespread misquote that 2 people in the comments for the actual clip even said it wrong.
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A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of MY carhole?
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Ralph: Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me nauseous.
Homer: Yea, they'll do that. ---- This one is probably my favorite WIGGUM: Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge. PSYCHO: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns! WIGGUM: Hey, I told you. You don't get your gun until you tell me your name. |
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Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos!
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Homer: "Oh, Kent. People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that."
Also... Homer: "It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him." Skinner: "How ironic." |
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Me fail english? That's unpossible.
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"Florida: America's wang."
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Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? |
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Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos! [/ QUOTE ] By far my favorite episode, so many amazing quotes from this: (Scorpio has just blown up a bridge with his Doomsday Device) British Delegate: My God, the Fifty-ninth Street Bridge! Indian Delegate: Maybe it just collapsed on its own. British Delegate: We can't take that chance. Indian Delegate: You always say that. I want to take a chance! Homer: (as the army storms Scorpio's secret lair) Hank, what's going on here? Scorpio: I'm having a little trouble with the government. Homer: Oh, those jerks, always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government. Scorpio: Hey! Look at my feet! Homer: OK Scorpio: You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! [Throws moccasins out door] Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Homer: [Chuckles] Yes, once. Scorpio: By the way Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: Uh... France. Scorpio: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy. |
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[ QUOTE ] Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos! [/ QUOTE ] By far my favorite episode, so many amazing quotes from this: (Scorpio has just blown up a bridge with his Doomsday Device) British Delegate: My God, the Fifty-ninth Street Bridge! Indian Delegate: Maybe it just collapsed on its own. British Delegate: We can't take that chance. Indian Delegate: You always say that. I want to take a chance! Homer: (as the army storms Scorpio's secret lair) Hank, what's going on here? Scorpio: I'm having a little trouble with the government. Homer: Oh, those jerks, always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government. Scorpio: Hey! Look at my feet! Homer: OK Scorpio: You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! [Throws moccasins out door] Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Homer: [Chuckles] Yes, once. Scorpio: By the way Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: Uh... France. Scorpio: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy. [/ QUOTE ] Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream? Homer: Uh... I... no. |
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"Florida: America's wang." [/ QUOTE ] They prefer "The Sunshine State" |
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