Someone(sister) keeps stealing coins from me, whats my play
 

I have this big box in my room where i have been throwing all my change coins for few months. Like 3 weeks ago I counted them and there was around $1000 in "big" coins, 1 and 2€. I now checked them and there was left only $150 worth of those, so huge amount has dissapeared in short time and there is no chance in hell that i have made that huge calculation error.

I just spent a week in spain and im pretty sure that the coins dissapeared during the time I was there. Also there is chance that some bills have dissapeared, since I supposed I could trust everyone at home so havent been keeping track of them and just leaving them on my desk.

Anyway I'm like 95% sure its my 12 year old little sister, 4% to my older sister and 1% to mom. She keeps buying clothes that she shouldnt be able to with the money she gets from parents, and ive been kinda curious about it even before, but now everything clicks.
So whats the best play to make her stop it and make her realize that stealing is wrong so that she wont steal from anyone else either?
It's kinda annoying because I used to do the same thing(steal from mommys wallet) when I was younger to fund my gambling. So I guess i sort of deserve it, but it doesnt make it any less wrong.

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Keep your money safe. Otherwise it's your family, [censored] happens.

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Dude, someone stealing $850 is not "[censored] happens". I thought this post was going to be someone bitching about missing their laundry change. $850!!! Brutal beatings are in order and a repayment plan needs to be worked out.

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Dear "ITILTEZ,"

Unfortunately, I suspect that your younger sister is, in fact, the culprit here. This presents a significant conundrum, because she lacks the means to make things right, being too young for employment and thus having no means to pay you back.

I'm afraid the only real solution here will be for you to sell your sister into sexual slavery in Thailand. Perhaps it will be small comfort to her that she has already purchased the appropriate wardrobe with her ill-gotten gains, the little whore.

Hope this helps,
Abby

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This gimmick account has real potential. You should definitely stick the formula of keeping to gentle, Abby-like words for the first paragraph or two, then hitting us with some completely inappropriate and obnoxious advice at the last second.

I think this reply is even better than your first appearance in the fellatio thread.

SpaceAce

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We should be ashamed that it's taken this long for a Dear Abby gimmick account to appear.

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This gimmick account has real potential. You should definitely stick the formula of keeping to gentle, Abby-like words for the first paragraph or two, then hitting us with some completely inappropriate and obnoxious advice at the last second.


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oh wow. is that what the gimmick is doing? wow holy [censored], thanks for clearing that up for all of us dude!

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Talk to her about this and make her pay back some of it at least by taking away her allowance for a month or whatever.

Let her pay the rest by doing chores for you imo. Its very important to have her understand how wrong it is to steal, even/especially from family.

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has she hit puberty yet?

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Dude, someone stealing $850 is not "[censored] happens". I thought this post was going to be someone bitching about missing their laundry change. $850!!! Brutal beatings are in order and a repayment plan needs to be worked out.

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It's his sister you nit.

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Wait until she is in college, then secretly follow her around and, whenever she has clothes in the dryer, remove them before they are ready.

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take the rest of the coins... put them in a sock...
i think you know what to do from here..

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ass pennies obv (poor quality [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

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This gimmick account has real potential. You should definitely stick the formula of keeping to gentle, Abby-like words for the first paragraph or two, then hitting us with some completely inappropriate and obnoxious advice at the last second.


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oh wow. is that what the gimmick is doing? wow holy [censored], thanks for clearing that up for all of us dude!

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lol

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Anyway I'm like 95% sure its my 12 year old little sister, 4% to my older sister and 1% to mom. She keeps buying clothes that she shouldnt be able to with the money she gets from parents, and ive been kinda curious about it even before, but now everything clicks.
So whats the best play to make her stop it and make her realize that stealing is wrong so that she wont steal from anyone else either?
It's kinda annoying because I used to do the same thing(steal from mommys wallet) when I was younger to fund my gambling. So I guess i sort of deserve it, but it doesnt make it any less wrong.

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How old are you that you have 1K laying around but live with your 12 year old sister?

Get something with a lock on it. Then break into her diary and leave a note that you know what she did last week.

Ken

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SIIHP?

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LOL

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I have this big box in my room where i have been throwing all my change coins for few months. Like 3 weeks ago I counted them and there was around $1000 in "big" coins, 1 and 2€.

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How could you have managed to accumulate $1000 worth of coins in a couple months? That would be like $10 worth of change every day... are you positive you didn't miscount?

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Dear "ITILTEZ,"

Unfortunately, I suspect that your younger sister is, in fact, the culprit here. This presents a significant conundrum, because she lacks the means to make things right, being too young for employment and thus having no means to pay you back.

I'm afraid the only real solution here will be for you to sell your sister into sexual slavery in Thailand. Perhaps it will be small comfort to her that she has already purchased the appropriate wardrobe with her ill-gotten gains, the little whore.

Hope this helps,
Abby

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Sis,


This is horrible advice. It is very rare for a 12 year old child to be able to spend 850$ in a week. I think you are the rare instance of being able to blow that much money on coke at such a young age.

Dear "ITILTEZ",

Id tell your mommy, and search the house.

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tilt -

tell your sister that you won't tell on her if she hooks you up with one of her friends.

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Ouch, your sister sucks at having morals. Spank her.

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who counts their change, but doesn't cash it in?

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I was just thinking you should tell your mom...you're not the boss of your little sister. duh.

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I was just thinking you should tell your mom...you're not the boss of your little sister. duh.

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huh? ya he is. older siblings are ALWAYS the boss of younger siblings.

fluff, how drunk are you tonight?

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This gimmick account has real potential. You should definitely stick the formula of keeping to gentle, Abby-like words for the first paragraph or two, then hitting us with some completely inappropriate and obnoxious advice at the last second.


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oh wow. is that what the gimmick is doing? wow holy [censored], thanks for clearing that up for all of us dude!

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You're right, your reply was a great deal more insightful and more of a contribution. You've replied to me twice in two threads, and you've been a useless dickhole both times. Thanks for keeping the forums sparkling and witty.

SpaceAce