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Terrible Push 09-07-2007 10:18 PM

Brag: Girlfriend got an abortion
 
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(Here was the original thread that I started about this situation: link)

augie_ 09-07-2007 10:22 PM

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murderer.

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F. McSimmons 09-07-2007 10:25 PM

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nh

saucyspade19 09-07-2007 10:33 PM

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wow, what did her parents think?

kiddcheckers 09-07-2007 10:34 PM

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good laydown

vhawk01 09-07-2007 10:36 PM

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Countdown to OP sleeping with fishes?

DrewDevil 09-07-2007 10:39 PM

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Congrats OP, that's the most depressing thread title ever on 2+2.

wet work 09-07-2007 10:41 PM

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Are you guys still together? I bet you're looking forward to the next dinner at her parents house.

Hugh Chardon 09-07-2007 10:41 PM

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This whole thing must be a joke...

React1oN 09-07-2007 10:42 PM

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Congrats OP, that's the most depressing thread title ever on 2+2.

[/ QUOTE ]guess you forgot brag: wife's in heaven, which was so odd I don't even know whether it was lol or insane my head asplode.

doubLe a tom 09-07-2007 10:44 PM

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solid brag

vhawk01 09-07-2007 10:44 PM

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Congrats OP, that's the most depressing thread title ever on 2+2.

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On the upside, the fetus is in heaven amirite?

Crap, reaction beat me to that.

rjoefish 09-07-2007 10:48 PM

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This whole thing must be a joke...

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Pretty obvious it was all made up.

Al4as 09-07-2007 11:03 PM

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gotta say nh sir, even if it doesnt sound 100% right.

Terrible Push 09-07-2007 11:25 PM

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wow, what did her parents think?

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I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

uber pea 09-07-2007 11:27 PM

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[x] worthless without pics

rakemeplz 09-07-2007 11:28 PM

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terrible push, but you got her to lay it down anyways, VGJ~!

Lurker. 09-07-2007 11:32 PM

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wow, what did her parents think?

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I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

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like what? she feel down the stairs? common dude.

highhustla 09-07-2007 11:44 PM

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Congrats OP, that's the most depressing thread title ever on 2+2.

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after reading the other thread first it's actually not depressing though.

Congrats OP!

J.C. Gloves 09-07-2007 11:45 PM

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LOLz, this whole thing is so inappropriate on so many levels that its acually funny.

NO Pix of this plz! thx

React1oN 09-07-2007 11:51 PM

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Congrats OP, that's the most depressing thread title ever on 2+2.

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On the upside, the fetus is in heaven amirite?

Crap, reaction beat me to that.

[/ QUOTE ]I still lol'd reading yours though, fwiw.

cardcore 09-08-2007 12:46 AM

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yeah this thread is worth a lot without pics

nath 09-08-2007 01:10 AM

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The latest winner in the "I wish I could unread this, but I don't know what I expected from the title" contest

Jamougha 09-08-2007 01:21 AM

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wow, what did her parents think?

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I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

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Like 50% of embryos spontaneously abort, it shouldn't be a big deal.

Mike Kelley 09-08-2007 01:22 AM

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The latest winner in the "I wish I could unread this, but I don't know what I expected from the title" contest

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brandofo 09-08-2007 01:26 AM

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beat: baby human being never given a chance to live

NeedsMoreNuts 09-08-2007 01:32 AM

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brag: baby human being never going to grow up in a loveless forced marriage

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FYP, fascist.

Al4as 09-08-2007 01:52 AM

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too much people already on the planet anyway.

TinderWall 09-08-2007 01:54 AM

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I just read the title and I have to say, way to go man. Probably the greatest thing ever, no?

baseballfan 09-08-2007 01:57 AM

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:)




(Here was the original thread that I started about this situation: link)

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OP runs hot. I hope if I'm ever in your situation (so far it's baseball fan 2, babyscares 0), I can be as lucky.

tvent37 09-08-2007 02:39 AM

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A suck out just when you need it (whiiiir goes the vaccuum). Youre like the Jerry Yang of abortions. Dont forget to praise jesus.

Limesparks 09-08-2007 02:44 AM

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A suck out just when you need it (whiiiir goes the vaccuum). Youre like the Jerry Yang of abortions. Dont forget to praise jesus.

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if you praise jesus for abortions im pretty sure soemthing like the end of the first or third indiana jones movies happens to you

Weir 09-08-2007 02:47 AM

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have you had unprotected abortion celebration sex yet?

maybe then you can have another.

apefish 09-08-2007 02:52 AM

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The latest winner in the "I wish I could unread this, but I don't know what I expected from the title" contest

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Now that I know there is a contest I will start more threads.

Anyone available for coaching?

Blutarski?

RunyonAve 09-08-2007 03:22 AM

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beat: OP has no clue how to use a condom

demon102 09-08-2007 03:33 AM

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in the future dont give the girl the option of anything other than abortion, put ur foot down after all ur are the man

SuperNooB 09-08-2007 03:37 AM

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Beat : She didn't wanna have kids with you,cause your to ugly .

Rootabager 09-08-2007 04:14 AM

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This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

tarheeljks 09-08-2007 04:22 AM

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wow, what did her parents think?

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I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

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Like 50% of embryos spontaneously abort, it shouldn't be a big deal.

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maybe, but considering that her dad all ready came after him once. . .

Limesparks 09-08-2007 04:27 AM

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This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

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can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting


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