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yea yea, I know this thread has been done 100 times before.

Rant #1 - Not listening to me question and answering it with something unrelated.

DDY: Have we turned the wiget dial green yet?
Person: Well, we worked on 10 rubber softballs today and called the marketing department to confirm that was what they needed.
DDY: So what about the wiget dial?
Person: I've been working on reconciling the receiving reports to the purchase orders. That's done.

DDY: WTF???? DO I talk tO HEAR MYSELF OR SOMETHING ARRRRRGRGRGRGRGRGRRGGRGR

oh well, fudge it, this weekend I'm:

watch:
http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/...120696/uga.jpg

drink:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1820/budhk3.jpg

Not cause it's good, but b/c it'll get ya drunk with a minimal hangover

And last but not least, get in on one of these:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...o/homegame.jpg

But without all the dbags and Sammy. Plus we'll have beer and fun.

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i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol


someone give me a better job or $29389283

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I HAVE A [censored] 4:00 - 5:00 MEETING ON A FRIDAY.

I usually leave at 4:30.

This is stupid as all [censored].

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Im self employed but, the other day Pizza hut took almost an hour to get my food. I mean seriously wtf I thought I was a valued customer.

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MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

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I have nothing to do right now, so here I am. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

GIVE ME MEANINGFUL WORK PLZ IM SMART I CAN HANDLE IT

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poker is fun

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MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

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you sell balloons?

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...yes

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god today at work i sat in my recliner (put on a shirt w/ my boxers and everything!) and was gonna play like 4-5K hands of 2/4 but then i made 7 buyins in like 1500 hands and now i dont feel like playing anymore! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Funny, my girlfriend said the same thing to me last night.

Also, I reserve workplace rants for days that aren't Friday.

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Yeah i got a workplace rant. I haven't played online poker in over a week because i moved into my new place and the internet wont connect to poker (but lets me browse the web and talk on aim) so i have to get dsl (comcast doesn't provide service where i live, obv)

So I call at&t and im like ok i want the fastest internet you have the one thats $35/month on your site. she says ok, puts me on hold for 20 minutes comes back and says the service isnt offered in my area. not to worry sir you can get our "pro" service which is 30/month and almost as good as elite. ok im on hold for 20 more minutes sorry sir that service isnt offered in your area unless you get a phone line with us but you can get our next best service for 22/month. i say ok w/e. couple days later the stuff comes in the mail i plug everything in and low and behold it doesnt even [censored] work. so i call at&t and say ok it doesnt work OH YEAH SIR SORRY WE DIDNT TELL YOU YOUR SERVICE DOESNT ACTIVATE TIL THE 9TH.

ok i think, not bad, just have to wait til the 9th (already waited for the 6th to get the internet) but NO I GOT MY BILL TODAY AND MY SERVICE DOESNT START TIL THE 11TH LOL hahahahHAHAAHAAHAHA

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MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Funny, my girlfriend said the same thing to me last night.

Also, I reserve workplace rants for days that aren't Friday.

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Ya this happend ages ago and I think it was a Sunday!

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...yes

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thats it? thats the whole job? balloon salesperson...

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i had to cash out 85% of my roll to get my car fixed and buy books for school so i'm going to have to grind it back up by playing 6.50s or 8 tabling minbet because i refuse to play 25NL and i've been putting it off all day.

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ME: "Well I'm outta here. See you tomorrow."
Stupid Jerkface coworker: "I won't see you tomorrow. Tomorrow is Saturday! HA HA!
ME: "DIAGF."

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...yes

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thats it? thats the whole job? balloon salesperson...

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no I work in a themepark...I thought everyone knew by now..

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Dear Smelly Indian Guy,

You smell. Your food smells. Your armpits and your turd curry stink up the whole building. I'm so glad we share an office. See you Monday.

Your buddy,
filsteal

\notracist{cause i once dated an indian girl}

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"I believe the little bitch is in heat and ready for a good [censored], lads! What do you say? Shall we give her what she wants?"

She realized that the evil pirate leader intended to let all of the crew have their way with her. And she trembled with fear...and anticipation...

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I HAVE A [censored] 4:00 - 5:00 MEETING ON A FRIDAY.

I usually leave at 4:30.

This is stupid as all [censored].

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It's this type of [censored] and the 12:15 meeting that makes me go hezbollah. I just don't get it.

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When I get voicemails from patients regarding their accounts on Fridays when my outgoing message states quite clearly that we are closed on Friday and not to leave messages, but rather call back on Monday.

That ticks me off.

(My phone hours: M-Th 10am-4pm ONLY.)

T

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I hate the fact that my work doesn't have hawt BBV4L chickas like MissChriss and MissT and Fluffpop and any other women types I'm forgetting, instead we gots ones like this:

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4...c292a97le4.jpg

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MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

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are you a clown?

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Supervisor: What're you having for lunch today? (Gets within ten inches of my food and stares at it.)

Me: A caesar salad, ldo.

Supervisor: Not from the pizza place in the mall? I found a worm in one of their salads once.

Me: [censored] you.

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customer1: im looking for a usb drink heater
rkawar: they're in the 3rd isle against the backwall that says "pc components".
customer1: do they really work?
rkawar: ya it uses electricity from your computer to warm up like coffee or whatever.
customer1: ok i'll go check it out
customer2 (w/pizza in hand): a usb drink heater?
rkawar: ya.
customer2: what would yu need with that?
rkawar: if your working a lot and you wanted to keep your coffee warm you know?
customer2: are people that lazy?
rkawar: well you never know i guess
customer1 comes behind customer2 while customer2 is asking about CB Radios. Customer2 turns to look at customer1's usb heater, bumps into customer1's usb heater, and knocks pizza onto my shirt.

customer2: too bad they dont make a usb powered shirt cleaner! hahahaha
customer2 exits

dear customer 2,
too bad they dont make usb powered piano wire for you to hang yourself with.

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My Rant:

I graduated from college, am going to be paying back about 2 1/2 times what I borrowed. Job the staffing place recommended to me today: receptionist. Thoughts of suicide: rising.

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My Rant:

I graduated from college, am going to be paying back about 2 1/2 times what I borrowed. Job the staffing place recommended to me today: receptionist. Thoughts of suicide: rising.

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degree in communications ftl?

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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Golf Pro (me): Thanks for calling Mountain Brook Golf Club, this is Brandon, How may I assist you today?

Customer: What are your greens fees?

Me: $29 from 6 to 11 and $21 after 11.

Customer: Is the course in good shape?

Me: Well I don't know I stand in the golf shop looking out this window all day answering the phone. It looks green from here. (yes I have really said that before)

Customer: You mean you work at a golf course and you don't get to play?

Me: That would be correct sir, Would you like to make a tee time or can I help you with anything else?

Customer: No, let me call my foursome and see what they want to do and I'll call you back.(oh joy, I get to have another pleasant conversation with you later today)

Me: Ok, so can I now answer this other ringing phone and have this SAME EXACT conversation with the next person on the line for the 1 billionth time today.(ok never really said this, but think it everytime)


ME: (off the phone) I hate this [censored] job, If that phone rings again I'm quitting......ring ring ring ring ring ring RING RING RING RING.

Me: Thanks for calling Mountain Brook Golf Club this is...........oh just kill me now.

Thank god I quit last week and only have 8 days, 4 hours, and 23 min working at that hell hole. I will then be unemployed for the first time since I was 14 and will begin slowly losing my bankroll until I'm broke and have to go back to washing golf cars to pay rent.

/rant

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I mean everything, price-wise has gone up right...
my wages are higher, ok...
the cost of the total job has risen, ahhh 10to20 times as much...
gas price is now, gaining more momentum...
canuck buck is close par to the green...
the groceries cost, mmm 20-30 times higher...
home taxes are more than the rent was...
income taxes are a little overboard...
cars last a few years...
walmart gives the poor all they need, but only lasts a day...
the rich need way more money...
isn't sexual abuse aginst the law???
or do we like getting screwed, lol

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MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

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you sell balloons?

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ballons are code for condoms. she sells condoms in a brothel.

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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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same thing.

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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Double beat. Hooker FTW?

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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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same thing.

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Not to be a nit or anything but they aren't :P One is about politics/theory/systems. The other is about culture and history. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] They do cross over a little though.