help me bbv4l! girl advice needed, not long with cliff notes
 

i just moved to a big city and a nice apartment. the day i moved in i met my new neighbor who lived below me. this girl is as close as a 10 i've seen. the best way for me to describe her is a near look alike of jennifer love hewitt. we hit it off pretty well that first day. met her crazy cat, loves to climb all over the place too. i'm not sure about her quite yet. she's a little spacey and into fashion.

with that said, she's fun to be around and of course hot. here's the real kicker. a couple days after moving in i'm sleeping and i hear a knock on my window. it's her! she crawls into bed with me and we sleep for a couple hours, no we didnt do anything. she's having a horrible dream, screaming in her sleep type, and i wake her up. she completely freaks on me and runs back to her apartment. i'm a little worried but don't think too much about it. her dream must have startled her too much.

today i found a note from her inviting me to a party tomorrow. what should i do? she's really hot but seems a little like a spaz. what would you do? go to the party?

cliff notes: neighbor is crazy hot/fliirty but kinda flaky, spazzed out on me but then invited me to a party at her place tomorrow. what it do?

sorry, no pics, maybe later if i can

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1. Go to party
2. Hit it
3. Post TR w/ PICS
4. ???
5. Profit.

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post pics or newmodsplzbandisfooplz

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If you need help with how to handle this, I am seriously concerned about you living alone unsupervised. Please post every 20 minutes in this thread so that we know you haven't eaten the stuffing out of your mattress or got your head stuck in your oven.

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Did she say, "It's ok, Forrest" when she climbed into your bed?

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Wow.

Hit it, post pics (censored of course), and move to a new apartment/change name.

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sorry, 30 minutes, i'll do better next time

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Almost had to do an IP search and call 911.

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qft. girl knocks on your window in middle of night and crawls into bed with you? stop being a puss. maybe i would or wouldnt have made a move that night, but you shouldnt be deterred by her spazzing out and going home. go to the party dude.

if you handle this with any sort of semblance of confidence and maturity, you will most certainly get laid

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the cat sounds neat

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hay guize i has a str8 flush and this dood bet all in, should i call?

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Will send $5 on FT to the first person who finds and posts Jakethebake's 'No Poker in OOT' sign holding hot girl (of course I expect OOT to be changed to BBV4L LDO.)

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She climbs into bed with you and nothing happens? Welcome to friendville. She now thinks that you are ghey.

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she seemed very stressed and i was shocked by the brazenness of it,

i saw her chilling out on the fire escape this morning before work, that did it (aside from your name calling). i'll go to the party, trip report to follow, hopefully a good one

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tr as follows:

got to the party fashionably late, i mean come on, it's only a walk down a flight of stairs. her place was filling up real fast with people. tons of booze and everyone was having a great time. i met a couple of her "friends", i say friends because they were pretty fake and seemed to think the same about her. however, they were still there to party and get wasted. couldn't find her at first but finally she came out. she didn't see me at first so i had to play it cool stuck back in a corner, literally. finally we meet and she gives me a big hug and kiss on the cheek. so far, so good. then it takes a turn.

we both mingle separately for a while. by this time the place is packed full of people and the music's going. we meet up again a little later and she introduces me to her "friend" and two of her guests that she brought with her. one is here visiting from brazil on business and the other is some rich guy. i knew he was rich because as soon as those three walked in she told me that across the room.

she immediately latches on to this rich guy at this point. btw, this guy isn't a looker at all, just loaded. with that i loose track of her and am entertaining the brazilian guy. he was a pretty cool guy it turns out.

a little while later i answer the phone and it's the guy above me. he tells me he called the cops and they are on the way to break up the party. i slip out the fire escape back to my apartment as the cops show up. fire escape ftw. as i'm leaving i see her and this rich guy going for a walk as the cops are bursting in.


now what do i do?

sorry no pics, too packed and too short of time with her to ask.

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ghey, should have smacked the rich dude to appear a hard ass then stolen the psycho bunny up the fire escape for some rooftop sex as the police arrived below and busted everyone else.

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she immediately latches on to this rich guy at this point. btw, this guy isn't a looker at all, just loaded. with that i loose track of her and am entertaining the brazilian guy. he was a pretty cool guy it turns out.

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ygos?

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Just go for the brazillian guy or get a life have fun and try to hang out with girl you and her some day and get her drunk. Also why don't you hire some escorts and try to make her jelous when she sees you taking your friends into your apt.

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I think your next step is to let her know what's up with Sally Tomato. Then again, if she doesn't get arrested she'll end up with the Brazilian and not with you. Good luck.

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why don't you just get rich and then bang her?

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wow, cool, you turned into "the guy that nobody knows who's sitting in the corner making me uncomfortable". yea, you have no chance.

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Now I know who to call if I need to make sure the dudes are entertained at my party.

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i'm usually optimistic that you can usually come around and bang a chick. But OP, you played every street wrong.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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NO, DONT GO TO THE PARTY, DON'T BANG THE "10". THAT MEANS THEN YOU ARE "GOING OUT" AND BECAUSE SHE might BE CRAZY SHE MIGHT SLIT YOUR THROAT IN YOUR SLEEP OR SOMETHING. AGAIN, DO NOT BANG HER.

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lol, is this original?...if so, nh

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turn in a man card. awful stuff.

move on, meet other chicks. have some people over, introduce her as 'oh her, she's just my neighbor'.

Expect late night window knock.

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I'd give you advice but its too late. You need either to get v.rich or v.lucky to hit it now

Although you may have dodged the ultimate hot psycho ho bullet here

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turn in a man card. awful stuff.

move on, meet other chicks. have some people over, introduce her as 'oh her, she's just my neighbor'.

Expect late night window knock.

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[x] Excuse me, does this glass of wine taste like ghb to you?

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breakfast at tiffany's

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there ya go,

alright, here's the picture of my girl
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60Vauban had it too

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I approve of this thread in specific but fear that this concept might get played out.

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still missing pics, dude.

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lol, is this original?...if so, nh

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oh thats all me

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still missing pics, dude.

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lol, see 2 posts above yours

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wtf is this [censored]

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still missing pics, dude.

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lol, see 2 posts above yours

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not the girl he means obv.

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lol, see 2 posts above yours

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