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Havin trouble gettin a chic? Let me know your situation and I'll give ya the advice sure to win her over.

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shouldn't unblinking eye be the one to do this thread?

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how do i get laid?

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I look like Ron Jeremy but I smell worse and my penis is tiny. Wut I do?

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DOMINOES FORGOT MY WINGS

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I would rather ask lionel hutz how to get laid.

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I have genital warts how do I trick my gf to SIIHM

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turn the lights off

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stick with the hogs.. they love your type

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i like one of my best friend's little sisters and don't even know how to start talkin to her w/o it bein awkward really

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fyi his best friend's little sister is 14.

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I look and behave like golem from lord of the rings anyway I can get laid without changing my innerself?

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I would rather ask lionel hutz how to get laid.

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lol you'll just end up jacking off on your computer, sorry.

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OP,

Do you watch the TV show The Office (the US version)? If so, I have a question.

filsteal

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Lil sisters always have a crush on their older brothers friends. Make sure you always aknowledge her when you see her around. There's various ways to bang these brauds and most end up with losing a friend but losing friends isn't what this threads about. Find out her AIM SN and start to chat with her on there. Arrange for a meeting and take her to a chill spot and she'll be dripping wet waiting for her bro's friend to slip it in her. Make sure you are fresh and ready to blow. You don't want any probs with not being able to nut cuz then [censored] will get weird. RDNI her (chics love knowing they satisfied a guy) and she'll tell all her friends. You'll be gettin a little extra attention from them too from then on.

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Another question.

Suppose I'm in my 20s and I teach a class full of people age 18-20. I think it'd be hot as hell to SIITP of one of my students but I can't figure out how to even get things going in that direction without it being creepy and without risking getting fired. This particular situation is one I can't seem to figure out.

So whut's the plan?

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Another question.

Suppose I'm in my 20s and I teach a class full of people age 18-20. I think it'd be hot as hell to SIITP of one of my students but I can't figure out how to even get things going in that direction without it being creepy and without risking getting fired. This particular situation is one I can't seem to figure out.

So whut's the plan?

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Uhh Find the hottest girl in the class with the lowest grade, and offer her extra credit if you can Siihp. ldo

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Another question.

Suppose I'm in my 20s and I teach a class full of people age 18-20. I think it'd be hot as hell to SIITP of one of my students but I can't figure out how to even get things going in that direction without it being creepy and without risking getting fired. This particular situation is one I can't seem to figure out.

So whut's the plan?

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Uhh Find the hottest girl in the class with the lowest grade, and offer her extra credit if you can Siihp. ldo

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No this isn't LDO. If I get rejected I probably get fired. This is not an acceptable risk.

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Make sure you are fresh and ready to blow. You don't want any probs with not being able to nut cuz then [censored] will get weird.

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Hi I am a virgin and am having trouble understanding this part. I thought blowing/nutting was easy? is there something I should do to prepare? elaborate

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I thought blowing/nutting was easy?

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lol

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I thought blowing/nutting was easy?

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Oh you crazy kids.

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shouldn't unblinking eye be the one to do this thread with a series of lies?

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fyi his best friend's little sister is 14.

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no she's about to turn 16 and she's only a year and a half younger than i am

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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It's not always easy. If you've been drinkin a bunch you might have what they call whiskey dick which pretty much eliminates your chances of nutin. Other times it's just nerves come into play and make it hard to nut.

It's best to prepare by not jerkin off at all for a few days in advance. The ensures you got a fully loaded gun just waitin to bust out. It's better to go quick then not go at all.

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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does this smell like chloroform to you?

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wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?

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wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?

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so you are also a birgin?

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Jokes like these are why you are still a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?

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so you are also a birgin?

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everyone's different i think, i only lasted like a min my first time but it wasn't some random chick it was my gf who i was really comfortable with so...

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I have a couple of scenarious for you... I am a 21 year old male, Im going to see a girl at 7 o clock for a date. I dont plan on drinking very much. How many times and at what time(s) should I masterbate in order to be able to still nut, but be able to impress her with my sexing abilities but still nut?

same scenario and I plan on drinking heavily?

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BUMP

the bar is right down the street I can go back

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It's not always easy. If you've been drinkin a bunch you might have what they call whiskey dick which pretty much eliminates your chances of nutin. Other times it's just nerves come into play and make it hard to nut.

It's best to prepare by not jerkin off at all for a few days in advance. The ensures you got a fully loaded gun just waitin to bust out. It's better to go quick then not go at all.

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this is not true at all, if you dont at least last 3 minutes you will not be [censored] any other chick thats friends with her because they will be laughing about you. I fail to nut a lot of the time unless i dont wrap it or im sober and even sober i have trouble sometimes.(drink a lot and take paxil which affects my sex, major beat) Anyway ive never had a girl complain for me not getting off. If you are a virgin not jacking off furiously the day before and of you think youy got a shot at porkin a kidsh*itter because otherwise you will bust almost as soon as the condoms on and you will just be embarrassed.

[ ] op has givin any credible advice or evidence that leads me to believe hes a player

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Anytime you cross into this student teacher thing there's ALWAYS a risk of getting fired. However since they are legal it's not as big of a deal as you might think. There's no rule against it.

First you need to pick a mark. Let them come to you. There are lonely girls out there all over the place and many fantasize about banging the teacher. It will usually be a chic who is really involved int eh class. Keep your eyes open and you'll see the signs of the one wanting it. DO NOT try and pick one yourself. Once you find the mark.. you can start to be a little extra friendly towards her but nothing extreme.

Find out what she drives and park next to her so you can run into her outside of class. A friendly invite to lunch will do the trick. If she's interested she'll say yes. If she's not she'll say no and you haven't crossed any boundaries so things won't get weird.

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I have a couple of scenarious for you... I am a 21 year old male, Im going to see a girl at 7 o clock for a date. I dont plan on drinking very much. How many times and at what time(s) should I masterbate in order to be able to still nut, but be able to impress her with my sexing abilities but still nut?

same scenario and I plan on drinking heavily?

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if you dont have sex much and havent had problems in the psat amount of masturbation beforehand will ruin yyour chances once that poon hits yo schlong youll fire ready...drinking just dont black out and you should be fine

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Its pretty common knowledge that girls don't like sex and they appreciate you getting it over with as quickly as possible.

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Its pretty common knowledge that girls don't like sex and they appreciate you getting it over with as quickly as possible.

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Especially after you marry them...........

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Find out what nights she works and start to become a reg and flirt with her. Once you become her friend then you ask her to come to a party and put it to her. NFL cheerleaders are [censored] but you'll have to be real good looking to bang her. Looks are all they care about. If your not just give up.. it ain't gonan happen. Or become an NFL player.

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My girlfriends asleep and I'm kinda horny, how do I wake her up but not have her too angry with me to [censored]? Also she's been asleep for a few hours, what if her breath stinks, should I bring her a toothbrush and toothpaste?

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incorrect, girls indeed love sex, unless a)u suck at it(busting before they even start to get worked up) b) its your wife or c) u do something [censored] up during it