Two Plus Two Newer Archives

Two Plus Two Newer Archives (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=56)
-   -   ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars... (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=493351)

Annulus 09-04-2007 12:04 PM

ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
for giving me lifetime dooming. i hope nothing but the worst for you. seriously. the site is a sham. but none of the fat faced [censored] who win will ever admit the site is rigged because they are winning. anyways smd, im out.

SkeetyMcdoogle 09-04-2007 12:05 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
i win and im skinny

lol

holland3r 09-04-2007 12:07 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
fkn arab crooks

Annulus 09-04-2007 12:14 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
fkn arab crooks

[/ QUOTE ]

i was a huge winner at partypoker and paradise but can't even have a winning day at pokerstars. its same old [censored] everyday, typical bad beats, losing 7030s 80-20s usually on the bubble and usually getting money in on the flop and seeing the gut with his gutshot draw which usually hits 75% of the time, and usually on the river. im sick of it. variance is played out. im doomed plain and simple. losing to better players is one thing, but im losing to worse players and its not even close. and its happening every [censored] day. so i dont know why me, why my account?

holland3r 09-04-2007 12:15 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
fkn arab crooks

[/ QUOTE ]

i was a huge winner at partypoker and paradise but can't even have a winning day at pokerstars. its same old [censored] everyday, typical bad beats, losing 7030s 80-20s usually on the bubble and usually getting money in on the flop and seeing the gut with his gutshot draw which usually hits 75% of the time, and usually on the river. im sick of it. variance is played out. im doomed plain and simple. losing to better players is one thing, but im losing to worse players and its not even close. and its happening every [censored] day. so i dont know why me, why my account?

[/ QUOTE ]

Download Poker EV, post graph.

Edit: Oh whoops you're a donkament player. . . LOL, swongs mang.

88jayhawks 09-04-2007 12:16 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
swongs are one thing....

Annulus 09-04-2007 12:22 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
do you guys think im doomed because i wrote pokerstars a very threatening email a few months back? prob. not the smartest thing for me to do.

and yah im a [censored] donkament player, sngs and mtts. im down a ton at pokerstars, prolly go back to the only site that lets me run good and win, which is bodog, unfortunatly takes a month to get paid. so long LEE, suck it sir. gg.

Ironic 09-04-2007 12:26 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
Keep playing if it is just variance then you'll get your sick upswing sooner or later.

rica 09-04-2007 12:29 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
lee [censored] jones

Annulus 09-04-2007 12:30 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
Keep playing if it is just variance then you'll get your sick upswing sooner or later.

[/ QUOTE ]

been waiting 6 months bro. i told lee jones and support off a few months ago, i was very angry and in a bad mood and told the whole staff to smd. i wonder if this is the reason behind it, seriously.

anyway to make a new account?

ImsaKidd 09-04-2007 12:32 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
i was a huge winner at partypoker

[/ QUOTE ]

OOOOHHHHH PARTYPOKER

Annulus 09-04-2007 12:40 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i was a huge winner at partypoker

[/ QUOTE ]

OOOOHHHHH PARTYPOKER

[/ QUOTE ]

thanks for all the help guys. so what shall i do? go back to bodog and wait a month and a half to get my checks? or just quit all toghether? this year im up big at bodog, but got sick of waiting so long to get paid after western union went busto. im down alot on stars and about even at full tilt.

RunyonAve 09-04-2007 12:41 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
Lee Jones isn't to blame anymore DUCY?

sputnik3000 09-04-2007 12:43 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
http://www.pkrimages.com/uploads/ima...1188924207.jpg

fozzy71 09-04-2007 12:48 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
No Posters of "#$%^& They Fk U" yet???

I am severely disappointed in BBV right now.

NoSetNoBet 09-04-2007 01:23 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
do you guys think im doomed because i wrote pokerstars a very threatening email a few months back? prob. not the smartest thing for me to do.


[/ QUOTE ]

I think you nailed it here. They obviously rigged your account. It's like talking trash to the guy who takes your order at the drive-thru. You just don't do it, you know they're gonna spit in your food.

Annulus 09-04-2007 01:37 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
i agree. where do i go from here? ps has the best and biggest online tourneys day in and day out. do i make an account in my fiance's name? wtf. obv my account is done. and i will never deposit another dollar in my account (finally learn my lesson too late). its got to the point where guys are bluffing me on the flop only to hit runner runner for the scoop time after time. stars wtf? why me why me?)(*&(&^*%^^$^%^&**(PO*&$*&* (&E^%&IIUD&(AWUIJDFKLjkhf
'ads

Belok 09-04-2007 01:46 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
i agree. where do i go from here? ps has the best and biggest online tourneys day in and day out. do i make an account in my fiance's name? wtf. obv my account is done. and i will never deposit another dollar in my account (finally learn my lesson too late). its got to the point where guys are bluffing me on the flop only to hit runner runner for the scoop time after time. stars wtf? why me why me?)(*&(&^*%^^$^%^&**(PO*&$*&* (&E^%&IIUD&(AWUIJDFKLjkhf
'ads

[/ QUOTE ]
Rigged accounts
donkaments
will never play there again (but obviously will)
Someone's been taking lessons from lilholdem

Chesskid1 09-04-2007 01:52 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
annulus, i was breakeven for the last 3-4 months, I than sent the following email to support


subject: please help me

Please respond saying you are turning off my stars doomswitch, i know, i
know, i know, but just tell me, anything will help. thank you.






they then replied sending me a big long [censored] book about RNG, but the next day I had a +$14k day. hmmm. not saying rigged etc, but pretty funny "coincendence".

Bingo_Boy 09-04-2007 02:07 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
http://www.empirezwinger.com/images/Leprechaun.jpg

Annulus 09-04-2007 04:37 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
annulus, i was breakeven for the last 3-4 months, I than sent the following email to support


subject: please help me

Please respond saying you are turning off my stars doomswitch, i know, i
know, i know, but just tell me, anything will help. thank you.






they then replied sending me a big long [censored] book about RNG, but the next day I had a +$14k day. hmmm. not saying rigged etc, but pretty funny "coincendence".

[/ QUOTE ]

hope you don't mind but i copy/pasted that email to stars. fingers crossed~~. and i wish i was break even during that time at stars.

ps- someone please stake me. im a long-time winner over the last 4 years in $50-$200 donkaments. have proof. holla.

DWarrior 09-04-2007 04:40 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
OP did not send .02 to kidpoker?

Annulus 09-04-2007 04:47 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
im sure this email does not help my cause [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Subject: [censored] YOU

>you [censored] bitches. you have seriously made me tilt my life away with
the
>constant [censored] bad beats. seriously [censored] you
>[censored]. you have made it so i cant win on this site. you rigged
> [censored]. i hope lee gets aressted\


ps- here is ps reply:
Hello XXXX,

We will be happy to address your concerns if you write to us in a
courteous manner, without the use of foul language.

Regards,

Josh M.
PokerStars Support Team

Annulus 09-04-2007 04:48 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
OP did not send .02 to kidpoker?

[/ QUOTE ]

let me try.

furyshade 09-04-2007 04:51 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
i would love it if in 5 years we found out that poker sites were actually rigged for some arbitrary reason

Annulus 09-04-2007 05:10 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
i would love it if in 5 years we found out that poker sites were actually rigged for some arbitrary reason

[/ QUOTE ]

in theory rigging pokersites makes no sense. but im sure rigging [censored] and general punks like me makes them happy. when you know a guy has deep pockets and will keep coming back for more, and add to that he writes rude emails, sure rigging is makes sense in these cases.

el_dusto 09-04-2007 08:11 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[censored] they [censored] u

CrazyJoe113 09-04-2007 08:20 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
lil? that you?

benza13 09-04-2007 08:44 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6...er19876gf2.gif


they


http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5263/farkbookxn5.jpg


you

hasugopher 09-04-2007 08:59 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
im sure this email does not help my cause [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Subject: [censored] YOU

>you [censored] bitches. you have seriously made me tilt my life away with
the
>constant [censored] bad beats. seriously [censored] you
>[censored]. you have made it so i cant win on this site. you rigged
> [censored]. i hope lee gets aressted\


ps- here is ps reply:
Hello XXXX,

We will be happy to address your concerns if you write to us in a
courteous manner, without the use of foul language.

Regards,

Josh M.
PokerStars Support Team

[/ QUOTE ]
gambler's anonymous

futuredoc85 09-04-2007 09:41 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
fkn arab crooks

[/ QUOTE ]

i was a huge winner at partypoker and paradise but can't even have a winning day at pokerstars. its same old [censored] everyday, typical bad beats, losing 7030s 80-20s usually on the bubble and usually getting money in on the flop and seeing the gut with his gutshot draw which usually hits 75% of the time, and usually on the river. im sick of it. variance is played out. im doomed plain and simple. losing to better players is one thing, but im losing to worse players and its not even close. and its happening every [censored] day. so i dont know why me, why my account?

[/ QUOTE ]

if only there were some explanation like that the games at stars now are tougher than those games were and you just arent good enough to cut it anymore. that would answer a lot of questions, but i guess there's nothing like that to explain it. clearly rigged.

RickAstleyFan 09-04-2007 09:50 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
I sent Kidpoker two cents, the next day I finished fourth out of 103 in an Omaha tourney, my first Omaha final table in like 20 tries.

And I suck at Omaha.

I am a believer.

Annulus 09-04-2007 10:04 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
fkn arab crooks

[/ QUOTE ]

i was a huge winner at partypoker and paradise but can't even have a winning day at pokerstars. its same old [censored] everyday, typical bad beats, losing 7030s 80-20s usually on the bubble and usually getting money in on the flop and seeing the gut with his gutshot draw which usually hits 75% of the time, and usually on the river. im sick of it. variance is played out. im doomed plain and simple. losing to better players is one thing, but im losing to worse players and its not even close. and its happening every [censored] day. so i dont know why me, why my account?

[/ QUOTE ]

if only there were some explanation like that the games at stars now are tougher than those games were and you just arent good enough to cut it anymore. that would answer a lot of questions, but i guess there's nothing like that to explain it. clearly rigged.

[/ QUOTE ]

bro. if i wasnt getting my money in way ahead so often and taking such nasty beats then maybe i would agree with you. there is nothing wrong with admitting a person is outclassed. but are you kidding me? the games are as soft or softer in tourneys imo. players are looser than ever in $100+ tourneys. with the way chips are splashing even a super tight nit is going to have his day in the sun everyonce awhile.

The Demotivator 09-04-2007 10:21 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/f...r/hopeless.jpg

pokerstudAA 09-04-2007 10:22 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
fkn arab crooks

[/ QUOTE ]

i was a huge winner at partypoker and paradise but can't even have a winning day at pokerstars. its same old [censored] everyday, typical bad beats, losing 7030s 80-20s usually on the bubble and usually getting money in on the flop and seeing the gut with his gutshot draw which usually hits 75% of the time, and usually on the river. im sick of it. variance is played out. im doomed plain and simple. losing to better players is one thing, but im losing to worse players and its not even close. and its happening every [censored] day. so i dont know why me, why my account?

[/ QUOTE ]

Damn - you sound just like Fgators. Face it - you might not be as good at poker as you think you are. Sorry. Play better or run better - take your pick - you only have control over one of them.

Annulus 09-04-2007 10:30 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
anyways, thanks for all the support guys. i sent kidpoker .02 and hope to post some good results coming up. i also apologized to stars support [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] love ya LEE! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

rookiepsu 09-05-2007 03:07 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
So everyone always says that it makes no sense for a poker site to rig their software, but have any of you sat down to consider the following?

If a bad player deposits money and loses and deposits again with the same results time and time again, would they keep playing? Probably not, right? So all of this rake would be cut immensely. To combat this, a poker site might rig their software to 'help' these bad players win and thus keep them on the site. A good player knows when he/she played a hand right so them losing a couple buyins here and there or a donkament wouldn't cause them to immediately stop playing online poker, whereas a bad poker player sees that they are losing money and might quit.

STOP TO THINK ABOUT THAT YOU FKIN NAY-SAYERS!

Bingo_Boy 09-05-2007 05:54 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
So everyone always says that it makes no sense for a poker site to rig their software, but have any of you sat down to consider the following?

If a bad player deposits money and loses and deposits again with the same results time and time again, would they keep playing? Probably not, right? So all of this rake would be cut immensely. To combat this, a poker site might rig their software to 'help' these bad players win and thus keep them on the site. A good player knows when he/she played a hand right so them losing a couple buyins here and there or a donkament wouldn't cause them to immediately stop playing online poker, whereas a bad poker player sees that they are losing money and might quit.

STOP TO THINK ABOUT THAT YOU FKIN NAY-SAYERS!

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG, a break-through in the 'online poker is rigged' arguement. I cant believe this theory hasnt been suggested by anyone before. If I were you, I'd write to the US government, explain your findings and get this poker scam banned completely

facialabuse 09-05-2007 05:55 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
[ QUOTE ]
lee [censored] jones

[/ QUOTE ]

marisa [censored] miller

budblown 09-05-2007 06:37 PM

Re: ummm [censored] you lee jones and [censored] you pokerstars...
 
If online poker is rigged, QUIT PLAYING. Otherwise STFU.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:10 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.