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EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 03:54 PM

Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden players
 
I dominate almost everyone I play in madden. Online, live it doesn't make a difference. Ask me what its like to be so amazing in Madden.

mindstatez 09-03-2007 03:56 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
Give me your handle and I'll check your PC stats, if you have 08. Probably one of the guys who pull their modem out so the connection breaks then shoves it back in until the other user disconnects prematurely and gets the loss.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 03:59 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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Give me your handle and I'll check your PC stats, if you have 08. Probably one of the guys who pull their modem out so the connection breaks then shoves it back in until the other user disconnects prematurely and gets the loss.

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PatsIn08 (For 360). And no I am better than almost everyone. When I lose I take the loss. I really should only have like 10 losses, a bunch of my losses were on either disconnects or my xbox 360 dying.

ncboiler 09-03-2007 04:00 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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I dominate almost everyone I play in madden. Online, live it doesn't make a difference. Ask me what its like to be so amazing in Madden.

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What's it like?

SBR 09-03-2007 04:02 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
What team do you play with? Why?

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:02 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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I dominate almost everyone I play in madden. Online, live it doesn't make a difference. Ask me what its like to be so amazing in Madden.

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What's it like?

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It kinda gets boring sometimes. I try to play people near my skill level because games that are competitive are so much fun, but they are hard to find because most of the people online who are in the top 500 bum hunt and care so much about their record they only play average/bad players.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:03 PM

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What team do you play with? Why?

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Pats are the best. But I will play with the Broncos, Bears, Lions, and Texans too.

ncboiler 09-03-2007 04:06 PM

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I dominate almost everyone I play in madden. Online, live it doesn't make a difference. Ask me what its like to be so amazing in Madden.

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What's it like?

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It kinda gets boring sometimes. I try to play people near my skill level because games that are competitive are so much fun, but they are hard to find because most of the people online who are in the top 500 bum hunt and care so much about their record they only play average/bad players.

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So its boring? Hmm. Does that mean that sucking is not boring so sucking would be better than being as great as you?

If being so great is boring why would you want to be great?

bobman0330 09-03-2007 04:08 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
A blessing or a curse?

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:09 PM

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I dominate almost everyone I play in madden. Online, live it doesn't make a difference. Ask me what its like to be so amazing in Madden.

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What's it like?

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It kinda gets boring sometimes. I try to play people near my skill level because games that are competitive are so much fun, but they are hard to find because most of the people online who are in the top 500 bum hunt and care so much about their record they only play average/bad players.

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So its boring? Hmm. Does that mean that sucking is not boring so sucking would be better than being as great as you?

If being so great is boring why would you want to be great?

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No it's boring when you play someone who isnt elite in Madden (which happens a lot because most great players don't wanna play other great players for some reason).

However when you dp play someone who is as sick as you are in Madden, it's amazing. It's so tactical and the game is being thought at a higher level than 2 idiots playing 1 v 1.

holdme 09-03-2007 04:11 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
have you ever had sex?

Butcho22 09-03-2007 04:12 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
Serious question:

You really thought this would make a good thread?

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:15 PM

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have you ever had sex?

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yes

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:16 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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Serious question:

You really thought this would make a good thread?

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yup

fmxda 09-03-2007 04:19 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
How many different plays on offense and def do you use in your average game?

How much audibling and hot routing do you do presnap?

What is the single skill or talent that separates you from the other players?

snagglepuss 09-03-2007 04:20 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
is there anything else you are world-class at?

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:24 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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How many different plays on offense and def do you use in your average game?

How much audibling and hot routing do you do presnap?

What is the single skill or talent that separates you from the other players?

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I'd say I have roughly 15 plays each for offense and defense. I don't use all these plays in one game because different players have different tendiances ie. stuff they run, stuff they can stop etc. During a single game I will probably use 5 offensive plays and 5 defensive plays.

I personally don't do a lot of audibiles as I run out of shotgun mainly. I do a ton of hot routes though. Great players who run out of running formations use a lot of audibles though.

I'd say my skill that seperates me is my playcalling and execution. My stick skills are above average but nothing special, but I am amazing at finding what my opponents like to do, and what I can run to take advantage of it. I am also great at reading the defenses.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:25 PM

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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

1C5 09-03-2007 04:28 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
whats your official record?

TheRedRocket 09-03-2007 04:28 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
I once watched this show on ESPN where a bunch of guys rolled around in a bus playing Madden. Are you a big as jack ass as those clowns were?

Alobar 09-03-2007 04:29 PM

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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:29 PM

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whats your official record?

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52-16 but like 6 of those losses came in games I was winning and got disconnected or my xbox failed.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:30 PM

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I once watched this show on ESPN where a bunch of guys rolled around in a bus playing Madden. Are you a big as jack ass as those clowns were?

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Haha you mean madden nation. And no I am not. I dont talk trash during games unless someone starts it first.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:30 PM

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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

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Yup, really good opporunties for hustling [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

kkcountry 09-03-2007 04:33 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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During a single game I will probably use 5 offensive plays and 5 defensive plays.


I'd say my skill that seperates me is my playcalling and execution.

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

kkcountry 09-03-2007 04:35 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

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he's probably great at pumping the pussy too.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:36 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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During a single game I will probably use 5 offensive plays and 5 defensive plays.


I'd say my skill that seperates me is my playcalling and execution.

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Yeah I meant as base plays. Obviously almost every play in Madden is modified at the line of scrimage. I do different mods on the same play (and only counted it as one play).

If you counted what I did differently when I modded each time, I would run like 15-20+ plays for each.

Alobar 09-03-2007 04:36 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

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Yup, really good opporunties for hustling [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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or for being hustled! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Butcho22 09-03-2007 04:36 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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Serious question:

You really thought this would make a good thread?

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yup

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If you were on the show 'Madden Nation', maybe this would have some potential.

But you're just some random dude who claims to be great at Madden.
Go post this in the xbox madden forums and you'll get about a million people willing to play you.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:37 PM

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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

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he's probably great at pumping the pussy too.

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And what are you great at in life?

kkcountry 09-03-2007 04:38 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

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he's probably great at pumping the pussy too.

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And what are you great at in life?

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Not starting lame "ask me" threads.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:39 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
Wow there are some serious haters in this thread who remind me of the guys on those ESPN commericals who talk crap out of there ass.

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:40 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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is there anything else you are world-class at?

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Beruit ((some people call it beer pong) and Poker.

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so basically u think ure awesome at the same three things every retard thinks they are awesome at?

interesting...

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he's probably great at pumping the pussy too.

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And what are you great at in life?

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Not starting lame "ask me" threads.

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So basacally you aren't great at anything and had to give a smart ass remark to cover it up. Judging by your location you probably suck at poker and can't even beat minibeat, no surprise. You are probably more worthless than this thread has become.

oe39 09-03-2007 04:42 PM

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whats your official record?

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52-16 but like 6 of those losses came in games I was winning and got disconnected or my xbox failed.

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so 52-10 mostly against bad/average opponents puts you in the top 1%?

are you in a fraternity?

FlyWf 09-03-2007 04:42 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
Someone who says that the part of Madden they are best at is "playcalling" is a huge red flag that you exploit cheesy [censored] all day. 5 plays on offense?

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:42 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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whats your official record?

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52-16 but like 6 of those losses came in games I was winning and got disconnected or my xbox failed.

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so 52-10 mostly against bad/average opponents puts you in the top 1%?

are you in a fraternity?

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No I'm not in a frat. 52-10 vs mostly good and some great opponents. I don't play anyone who sucks, they have to be at the least good.

kkcountry 09-03-2007 04:43 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
when did this thread become about what i'm great at?

EPiPeN11 09-03-2007 04:45 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
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when did this thread become about what i'm great at?

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When you started spewing your jealousy filled hate because you clearly suck at Poker and probably Madden too. I hate haters to begin with, the worst kind are people like you who hate on people and yet suck at everything themselves.

Maybe if you were smart you would have used this time to get some tips from someone who is much better at Madden than you are, too bad you wasted it by hating.

XXXNoahXXX 09-03-2007 04:46 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
I like how in the OP he says "online, live it doesn't matter" like there was a huge difference.

At every college in every dorm there is some jackass who owns his dormmates by running the same handful of plays and thinks he is king [censored]. strangely, these are the same people that think they are pimps and also awesome at beirut.


if you're going to brag about something nerdy like video games, at least go supernerd and be like nationally ranked or have a RealDoll that you specially ordered to look like Lara Croft or something.

TheRedRocket 09-03-2007 04:48 PM

Re: Ask me what its like to be better than 99 percent of Madden player
 
Dude, outside the world of 14yr olds and frat guys being great at Madden doesn't matter


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