Already Got Banged By Him: Should I Call Him Back?
So I'm at my cousin's dance party last night, checking out all the cute guys, when this total hottie with pink hair, and a tongue ring, starts running game on me hard. I'm not really planning on going anywhere with it, but, who knows?
Anyway, as we start talking, he goes "So where do you go to school?" and I'm like "I don't, I drop'ed out." Then he goes "Oh, that's cool, I like boys who drop'ed out and are living on the streets, I'm on probation" So I'm like "so you're a top?" and he goes "Yea, I'm a top" So, it starts getting more serious and he's like "I was dating this guy who goes to Tech, but I caught him cheating on me, so I broke up with him three days ago. I really loved him" At this point, Patterson goes to "Sensitive Patterson" and we get back to the couch I'm crashing on after the ceremonial giving it up thing. We end up [censored], then drinking, then watching Brokeback Mountain. At some point during the night, he picks up my cell phone and calls his cell phone with it, saving the #. BTW, this dude still lives with his parents, who thought he was spending the night with a girl. Anyway, he's gone when I wake up, so I'm thinking "SCORE!" Here's the problem. He's called me like three times today, I didn't answer because I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed. Should I return the call, what? In the voicemail he's like "Hey boi, I'm sorry I had to leave, lets go get something to eat tonight, love ya" Then I got a text that says "Ship it holla balla!" Pics before whining starts. http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...n/583576_l.jpg Pink Hair: So anyway, wut it do BBV4life? ~Edgar |
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A+
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excellent
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Is he into dudes too?
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A+++++++++++
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Awesome!
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Excellent work. I look forward to future episodes.
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Brokeback mountain
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ghaha A+ i love bbv when im wake and baking. Also am I correct in thinking unblinkingeye was the same dude he started an ask me thread about being a stripclub bouncer, and talked about how he always walks around strapped and bangs strippers all the time. I might be mistaken but i have a hard time believing any stripclub would hire a ginger emo kid who falls in love with a fat uggo pinky after porking her one night?
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10/10 just suprised it took so long to happen.
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lmao
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Nice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Guys the thing is I think if I call him back I'll wind up with a boyfriend, and I'm not ready for a boyfriend right now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. Anyways here is another picture of him without the wig [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. If you look closely you can see my hand, we are hanging out in New York.
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Guys the thing is I think if I call him back I'll wind up with a boyfriend, and I'm not ready for a boyfriend right now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. Anyways here is another picture of him without the wig [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. If you look closely you can see my hand, we are hanging out in New York. http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b.../curatins2.jpg [/ QUOTE ] LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO Oh man this is [censored] hillarious |
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A++, would read again.
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[x] timely satire
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Then I got a text that says "Ship it holla balla!" [/ QUOTE ] LOL A+ amigo |
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NUDIES ASAP
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tlassic
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Haha if you want nudies I will get some and post them up on here, guaranteed! In the meanwhile I am working on a 3some with his hot friend. Do you think I should get boned by him and his friend at the same time!? What say you bbv4life! Holla!
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Haha if you want nudies I will get some and post them up on here, guaranteed! In the meanwhile I am working on a 3some with his hot friend. Do you think I should get boned by him and his friend at the same time!? [/ QUOTE ] yep. why not? [ QUOTE ] P.S. nudes coming! [/ QUOTE ] no. plz dont do that. plzkthx |
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A++, will re-read again.
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hahahaha sooo good
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back story plz
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good job
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lol curtains
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lolol
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Awesome
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Holla. |
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lololol
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i lol'd.
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