Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

She was my hs gf of 3 years and we decided to pretty much never talk again. A lot of you say this is a good thing for someone in college (2nd year this year) but we shall see.

Beat: only girl I've sexed
Beat: no alcohol and no means to get any
Beat: shes probably already banging other guys
Beat: she took all the common friends we had, I have none
Beat: no player skills
Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them

Brag: go to ASU and there are plenty of hot girls

Variance: might have a better sex life now

Flame away

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how the [censored] did she take all the common friends

people hate girls

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Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them




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You wouldn't have mentioned them if you didn't want to show them to us.

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Variance: will have a better sex life now

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FYP

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Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them

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ya you will

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ya you will

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ya you will

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lol no, mentioning I have them will bring more responses though. Can't do it

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ya you will

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lol no, mentioning I have them will bring more responses though. Can't do it

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BAN ASAP

Re: Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

so you wasted a year as a freshman at asu while trying to maintain a long distance relationship with a hs girlfriend who, it turns out, was banging other guys while at her college? that's a [censored] beat, sir.

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how the [censored] did she take all the common friends

people hate girls

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Yea I dunno how this happened, they were mostly the friends at her dorm so they were always on her side when she was [censored] around.

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so you wasted a year as a freshman at asu while trying to maintain a long distance relationship with a hs girlfriend who, it turns out, was banging other guys while at her college? that's a [censored] beat, sir.

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no she went to hs (in TX) with me and came to asu with me. Summer was long distance though because my family moved to MI

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She was my hs gf of 3 years and we decided to pretty much never talk again. A lot of you say this is a good thing for someone in college (2nd year this year) but we shall see.

Beat: only girl I've sexed
Beat: no alcohol and no means to get any
Beat: shes probably already banging other guys
Beat: she took all the common friends we had, I have none
Beat: no player skills
Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them

Brag: go to ASU and there are plenty of hot girls

Variance: might have a better sex life now

Flame away

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NP;DR

(NO PIX; DIDNT READ)

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Beat: no alcohol and no means to get any

Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them


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Strong correlation between these two btw

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ya you will

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lol no, mentioning I have them will bring more responses though. Can't do it

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BAN ASAP

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Beat: no alcohol and no means to get any

Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them


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Strong correlation between these two btw

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Dude, nobody is gonna mail you alcohol just for nudies.

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What better way to get back at her than post nekid pics!!!

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Hudge brag LDO.

It eventually reached the point with my last GF where I had the following rankings for sexytime:

1. Right hand
2. Left hand
3. Girlfriend

That's when it's time to call it quits. Also when she started bitching at me while I was trying to watch football, dammit.

Re: Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

Black out her face and lady parts and show us the rest, you pussy.

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Beat: no alcohol and no means to get any

Huge beat for you guys: I have nude pics of her but will not post them


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Strong correlation between these two btw

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Dude, nobody is gonna mail you alcohol just for nudies.

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what? why not?

i'm sure bbv4life could pitch in a couple of 40s

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OP, I will ban you if you do not post naked pics within 10 minutes.

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ya you will

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lol no, mentioning I have them will bring more responses though. Can't do it

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BAN ASAP

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ya you will

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lol no, mentioning I have them will bring more responses though. Can't do it

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BAN ASAP

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Black out her face and lady parts and show us the rest, you pussy.

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lol then whats the point of it?

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OP, I will ban you if you do not post naked pics within 10 minutes.

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i will too.

Re: Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

OP,

You should post the nudie pics, for your own sake. I'm 100% serious.

The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.

If you post the pics, it'll be your Big Special Moment where you commit yourself to not caring about her anymore. It'll help you get over her.

So post the pics.

Re: Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

seriously, what are the chances that she'll randomly browse an internet poker subforum. give me a break, op. just post the damn pics.

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lol then whats the point of it?

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It will satisfy my torso fetish.

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You should post the nudie pics, for your own sake. I'm 100% serious.

The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.

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QFT, especially considering:

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Beat: shes probably already banging other guys

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What the hell do you owe this bitch for? Everything filsteal said is dead on.

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Overall consensus:

OP, post nudes or DIAGF

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You should post the nudie pics, for your own sake. I'm 100% serious.

The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.

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QFT, especially considering:

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Beat: shes probably already banging other guys

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What the hell do you owe this bitch for? Everything filsteal said is dead on.

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hellz yeah!

she got your friends
you got her photos

seems like posting said photos will compensate for the pain and suffering caused by loss of said friends

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The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.


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Of course I still care about her, it happened like an hour ago.

she knows I browse this forum a lot and she has read bbv before so chances are not that small

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The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.


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Of course I still care about her, it happened like an hour ago.

she knows I browse this forum a lot and she has read bbv before so chances are not that small

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Either:
(A) you are planning to try to get back together
(B) you are not planning to try to get back together

If it's (A), then you didn't really break up, and you're a colossal horse's ass because people who break up and don't really mean it are automatically colossal horses' asses.

If it's (B), then you need to stop caring about her ASAP. The most efficient way to do this is to post the pics.

Re: Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

post nudie pics you can black out her face so nobody can tell its her... then its a win win situation for everyone!!!

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The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.


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Of course I still care about her, it happened like an hour ago.

she knows I browse this forum a lot and she has read bbv before so chances are not that small

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Either:
(A) you are planning to try to get back together
(B) you are not planning to try to get back together

If it's (A), then you didn't really break up, and you're a colossal horse's ass because people who break up and don't really mean it are automatically colossal horses' asses.

If it's (B), then you need to stop caring about her ASAP. The most efficient way to do this is to post the pics.

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definitely not planning on getting back together with her but I'm not going to post naked pictures of her so dont get your hopes up guys

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nothing anyone will say will make you feel better right now, but srsly, your goal right now should be to find a sympathetic female ear. get yourself laid by said ear and you will feel much better. GL

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The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.


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Of course I still care about her, it happened like an hour ago.

she knows I browse this forum a lot and she has read bbv before so chances are not that small

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Either:
(A) you are planning to try to get back together
(B) you are not planning to try to get back together

If it's (A), then you didn't really break up, and you're a colossal horse's ass because people who break up and don't really mean it are automatically colossal horses' asses.

If it's (B), then you need to stop caring about her ASAP. The most efficient way to do this is to post the pics.

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qft

Re: Hay BBV I just broke up with my gf
 

ok ok Ill post a picture, but not nude, so this thread isn't a complete disaster. Never done this before though so could take a while

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The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.


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Of course I still care about her, it happened like an hour ago.

she knows I browse this forum a lot and she has read bbv before so chances are not that small

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Either:
(A) you are planning to try to get back together
(B) you are not planning to try to get back together

If it's (A), then you didn't really break up, and you're a colossal horse's ass because people who break up and don't really mean it are automatically colossal horses' asses.

If it's (B), then you need to stop caring about her ASAP. The most efficient way to do this is to post the pics.

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definitely planning on getting back together with her but I'm not going to post naked pictures of her so dont get your hopes up guys

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Then you didn't break up. Your entire post is a lie.

What the hell is this, middle school?

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nothing anyone will say will make you feel better right now, but srsly, your goal right now should be to find a sympathetic female ear. get yourself laid by said ear and you will feel much better. GL

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this is awful advise, having sex with a ear will be quite unpleasant and probably make the situation worse

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The only reason not to post them is because you're still trying to protect her honor in some way. If that's the case, that means you still care about her and you're not ready to move on.


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Of course I still care about her, it happened like an hour ago.

she knows I browse this forum a lot and she has read bbv before so chances are not that small

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Either:
(A) you are planning to try to get back together
(B) you are not planning to try to get back together

If it's (A), then you didn't really break up, and you're a colossal horse's ass because people who break up and don't really mean it are automatically colossal horses' asses.

If it's (B), then you need to stop caring about her ASAP. The most efficient way to do this is to post the pics.

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definitely planning on getting back together with her but I'm not going to post naked pictures of her so dont get your hopes up guys

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Then you didn't break up. Your entire post is a lie.

What the hell is this, middle school?

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Sorry that was a typo, meant to say definitely not getting back together

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THEN POST THE NUDIES MOTHER [censored]