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I will when ya do, Bakes. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Anyway, have a great month, y'all. We're always there.

I keep my goddamn promises, so does she.

Shepard's revenge. There's an Empress Walk at Yonge and Hollywood. Well, duh.

Have fun. It ain't always. But we'll walk it anyway.

Justin... Take care of them, will ya?

GL. Because we're always watchin'.

Stuey, keep zerojackin'. I don't need it either. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Take care. Love comes first.

Eric, keep goin'. Go bananas. <rolls 'em back>

K.

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first

edit: oh man, im running so awful right now.

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screw august!!!!!!

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We do so little. Golden Globe. GL man. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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dude september is gonna be huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

im gonna [censored] demolish this month

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In Soviet Russia September demolishes you

TRANSFER
 

I need up to 5K on Stars, will send FTP.
Have referrences if neccessary.
PM if interested.

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I plan to actually play some poker this month once I finish moving

Which probably means "win lots of cash monies, lose it all at WCOOP"

hyachachacha

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Is there a law of nature that states "Anytime Greg hold KK or QQ an Ace must be flopped"

I swear, this is so [censored] old.

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Open allin push holding AA?

PokerStars Game #11814158983: Tournament #59087448, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/09/01 - 15:57:13 (ET)
Table '59087448 15' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: mooseot (7145 in chips)
Seat 2: Miex (4230 in chips)
Seat 3: Mrsgardener (21545 in chips)
Seat 4: Nitrite (7745 in chips)
Seat 5: Goosewit (10970 in chips)
Seat 6: badkarmatom (5720 in chips)
Seat 7: chris1805 (7690 in chips)
Seat 8: acemontreal (3040 in chips)
Seat 9: Kuzak (6750 in chips)
mooseot: posts the ante 50
Miex: posts the ante 50
Mrsgardener: posts the ante 50
Nitrite: posts the ante 50
Goosewit: posts the ante 50
badkarmatom: posts the ante 50
chris1805: posts the ante 50
acemontreal: posts the ante 50
Kuzak: posts the ante 50
Miex: posts small blind 400
Mrsgardener: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mooseot [Js Jd]
Nitrite: folds
Goosewit: folds
badkarmatom: folds
chris1805: folds
acemontreal: folds
Kuzak: raises 5900 to 6700 and is all-in
mooseot: raises 395 to 7095 and is all-in
Miex: folds
Mrsgardener: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2h 7c]
*** TURN *** [Ac 2h 7c] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2h 7c Qc] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kuzak: shows [Ah Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
mooseot: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
Kuzak collected 15050 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15050 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 2h 7c Qc 3d]
Seat 1: mooseot (button) showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: Miex (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Mrsgardener (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Nitrite folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Goosewit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: badkarmatom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chris1805 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: acemontreal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kuzak showed [Ah Ad] and won (15050) with three of a kind, Aces


NEXT [censored] HAND!

PokerStars Game #11814168356: Tournament #59087448, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/09/01 - 15:57:47 (ET)
Table '59087448 15' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mooseot (395 in chips)
Seat 2: Miex (3780 in chips)
Seat 3: Mrsgardener (20695 in chips)
Seat 5: Goosewit (10920 in chips)
Seat 6: badkarmatom (5670 in chips)
Seat 7: chris1805 (7640 in chips)
Seat 8: acemontreal (2990 in chips)
Seat 9: Kuzak (15050 in chips)
mooseot: posts the ante 50
Miex: posts the ante 50
Mrsgardener: posts the ante 50
Goosewit: posts the ante 50
badkarmatom: posts the ante 50
chris1805: posts the ante 50
acemontreal: posts the ante 50
Kuzak: posts the ante 50
Mrsgardener: posts small blind 400
Goosewit: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mooseot [Qh Ts]
badkarmatom: folds
chris1805: folds
acemontreal: folds
Kuzak: calls 800
mooseot said, "comeon... open push with AA?"
mooseot: calls 345 and is all-in
Miex: folds
Mrsgardener: calls 400
Goosewit: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad Td Ah]
Mrsgardener: checks
Goosewit: checks
Kuzak: checks
*** TURN *** [Ad Td Ah] [3h]
Mrsgardener: bets 1600
Goosewit: folds
Kuzak: calls 1600
*** RIVER *** [Ad Td Ah 3h] [9c]
Mrsgardener: checks
Kuzak: bets 2800
Mrsgardener: calls 2800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kuzak: shows [Ac As] (four of a kind, Aces)
Mrsgardener: mucks hand
Kuzak said, "gg moose"
Kuzak collected 10165 from side pot
mooseot: mucks hand
Kuzak collected 1780 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11945 Main pot 1780. Side pot 10165. | Rake 0
Board [Ad Td Ah 3h 9c]
Seat 1: mooseot mucked [Qh Ts]
Seat 2: Miex (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mrsgardener (small blind) mucked [Jd 9s]
Seat 5: Goosewit (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: badkarmatom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chris1805 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: acemontreal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kuzak showed [Ac As] and won (11945) with four of a kind, Aces


[censored] poker!

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wtf whit?

He had 8bb's wtf do you want him to do? I don't understand why you are so shocked to see someone "OPEN PUSH ALL IN WITH AA" with 8bbs

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wtf whit?

He had 8bb's wtf do you want him to do? I don't understand why you are so shocked to see someone "OPEN PUSH ALL IN WITH AA" with 8bbs

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This guy is the master of slow play... notice 2nd hand he limped the AA... this is what I was accustomed to, I guess its the proper play, this table has just got me [censored] pissed 3 ways till sunday.

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looking for 5-10k on ps holla back

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looking for 5-10k on ps holla back

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straight flush/1 outer

PokerStars Game #11816980335: Tournament #59096992, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/01 - 18:56:48 (ET)
Table '59096992 43' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: HoldemHolmes (6075 in chips)
Seat 2: Palomino IV (13850 in chips)
Seat 3: wavenoc (14245 in chips)
Seat 4: XonXod (5260 in chips)
Seat 5: Horneris (7235 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Butcho22 (5340 in chips)
Seat 7: bluffenough (5015 in chips)
Seat 8: karamba11 (3825 in chips)
Seat 9: pudger01 (5265 in chips)
bluffenough: posts small blind 15
karamba11: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Butcho22 [3c 2c]
pudger01: folds
HoldemHolmes: folds
Palomino IV: folds
wavenoc: folds
XonXod: raises 30 to 60
Horneris: folds
Butcho22: calls 60
bluffenough: folds
karamba11: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [5c 4c 8d]
karamba11: checks
XonXod: bets 30
Butcho22: raises 150 to 180
karamba11: folds
XonXod: calls 150
*** TURN *** [5c 4c 8d] [Tc]
XonXod: checks
Butcho22: bets 540
XonXod: calls 540
*** RIVER *** [5c 4c 8d Tc] [6c]
XonXod: bets 1470
Butcho22: raises 2160 to 3630
XonXod: raises 850 to 4480 and is all-in
Butcho22: calls 850
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XonXod: shows [Ac Jc] (a flush, Ace high)
Butcho22: shows [3c 2c] (a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
Butcho22 collected 10595 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10595 | Rake 0
Board [5c 4c 8d Tc 6c]
Seat 1: HoldemHolmes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Palomino IV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wavenoc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: XonXod showed [Ac Jc] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Horneris folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Butcho22 (button) showed [3c 2c] and won (10595) with a straight flush, Deuce to Six
Seat 7: bluffenough (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: karamba11 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: pudger01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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I hope this will get a response in this thread, as I do not want to start a new one.

My dad wants to seriously start playing poker. He wants to begin with a bankroll of $250. What is the best way to build that roll?

He says his eventual goal is to have a $2000 roll he can pull cash off of each month.

Any advice?

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[ QUOTE ]
I hope this will get a response in this thread, as I do not want to start a new one.

My dad wants to seriously start playing poker. He wants to begin with a bankroll of $250. What is the best way to build that roll?

He says his eventual goal is to have a $2000 roll he can pull cash off of each month.

Any advice?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think if his goal is just to get to 2k, hes more productive doing more or less anything than poker

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to build a roll id suggest starting at SnGs and move to nl50 once he hits 1-1,5k.

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A big [censored] you to school!

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hi guys, i like to share my life story, so could someone give me some tips on these questions? (I was a >$50 MTT grinder and finally brokethough, $5 --> $18k)


-I have decided to cash out $3k (i dont need the money to pay the bills but I would prolly use it to buy the following), My current setup two Samsung 204BWs that supports 1680x and I can do 12tables resized no-overlap but anymore and it just gets too tiny and I cannot concentrate but I would like to be able to do more tables. I'm thinking about getting that dell that does 2850x by whaever that costs like $1300, but I would also need a new video card prolly, and just sell one of the samsungs or gave it to a friend and keep the other to use with the dell. I'm also consdering getting this Westinghouse that supports 1920x and is only $400 /w a Samsung. What do you think? I plan on playing poker for a while, i really enjoy the game.

-After the cashout, this leaves my roll at around $15k. I plan on playing every $100 and less tourney and $5 above on full tilt and stars, with occasional shots in the nightlys $150 and sunday major. I know kinda nitty, but the highest I used to play was the $50s. My lifetime ROI is 80% on stars over 2800 tournament, avg buyin of $13 for $30k and been playing seriously for about 6 months.

-Last thing is about full tilt, I am a tourney player only, I dont really do cash except for like $100 NL for fun. Do i need rakeback? I made an account same name as stars on tilt, but ive never played there at all and I just use the name to search/observer chat, but I am going to start playing there. Should I get rakeback as an MTTer? Do i need to make an another account there as i heard you have to sign up for rakeback first? Where do I get it? also, since i'm probably going to xfer money from stars to tilt, if i do ok on tilt and want to cash out there etc and never deposited will I have problems? I know support and stuff sux, etc. After I get the rakeback thing sorted out, if someone could do a small 1k-2k full tilt monies for my pstar monies let me know.


thanks alot for any advice guys, its mucho appreciated. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Chess,

I would get a RB account. Not sure which is the best one but go to the Internet poker forum or whatever and search for a thread. I don't play cash on Tilt but still get a decent deposit every month or so from rake back.

I've cashed out there a few times and haven't had any problems, but I originally made a deposit there and don't know if that makes a difference or not.

Also I highly recommend the Dell 30. I got one a few months back and love it.

GL.

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what's the longest streak of non-cash tourney finishes you guys have had? i'm working on a 35 right now and it's [censored] infuriating. i mostly play cash and continue to put up decent results there, so this isn't exactly bankroll-breaking, but wowowow am i getting really frustrated.

so how bout it guys? anyone gotten to 50+?

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I love the table image:

cueball3767: i get to play u giants for just $100 dollars
cueball3767: i am so in awe of u
Dealer: Game #11820121765: diggdodger wins pot (10600)
tcblade: shhhhaundeeb= godlllikke

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skeptix: shaundeeb=chunkilicious white boy that plays good poker


was a much better gem from that discussion

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Stay healthy, brah.

Don't worry about the 'tuna. Always cannin' and shippin'.

'cause I'm halfway from Codroy, that's why.

Quantum rose. Take care.

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[ QUOTE ]
Stay healthy, brah.

Don't worry about the 'tuna. Always cannin' and shippin'.

'cause I'm halfway from Codroy, that's why.

Quantum rose. Take care.

[/ QUOTE ]

FortunaMaximus gimmick?

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lawl

PokerStars Game #11821037291: Tournament #59096992, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/09/01 - 23:22:22 (ET)
Table '59096992 22' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: double a tom (49054 in chips)
Seat 2: dominique67 (26350 in chips)
Seat 3: sgtscott (10535 in chips)
Seat 4: nzgreen (23002 in chips)
Seat 5: LADYTDRIVER (6025 in chips)
Seat 6: Butcho22 (61687 in chips)
Seat 7: Teddybear NZ (10024 in chips)
Seat 8: thevik (30707 in chips)
Seat 9: snapwabbit (81964 in chips)
double a tom: posts the ante 75
dominique67: posts the ante 75
sgtscott: posts the ante 75
nzgreen: posts the ante 75
LADYTDRIVER: posts the ante 75
Butcho22: posts the ante 75
Teddybear NZ: posts the ante 75
thevik: posts the ante 75
snapwabbit: posts the ante 75
LADYTDRIVER: posts small blind 400
Butcho22: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Butcho22 [8h Jh]
Teddybear NZ: folds
thevik: folds
snapwabbit: folds
double a tom: folds
dominique67: folds
sgtscott: folds
nzgreen: raises 1200 to 2000
LADYTDRIVER: folds
Butcho22: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5h 3d]
Butcho22: checks
nzgreen: bets 2600
Butcho22: raises 57012 to 59612 and is all-in
nzgreen: calls 18327 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qh 5h 3d] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5h 3d 2s] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Butcho22: shows [8h Jh] (high card Queen)
nzgreen: shows [2h 6h] (a pair of Deuces)
nzgreen collected 46929 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 46929 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 5h 3d 2s 9c]
Seat 1: double a tom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dominique67 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sgtscott folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nzgreen (button) showed [2h 6h] and won (46929) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: LADYTDRIVER (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Butcho22 (big blind) showed [8h Jh] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 7: Teddybear NZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thevik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: snapwabbit folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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App. State Mountain [censored] eers!!!

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App. State Mountain [censored] eers!!!

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http://www.montanagrizzlies.com/cont...chianstate.jpg

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can u do player to player transfers on bodog?

anyone(that is a reg) who could trade me $500 on bodog for my 500 on stars..pm me

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[ QUOTE ]
can u do player to player transfers on bodog?

anyone(that is a reg) who could trade me $500 on bodog for my 500 on stars..pm me

[/ QUOTE ]

no can do

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damn...what does everyone here use to get their cash onto bodog? us obv

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looking to trade 2-4k on stars for ftp. someone plz help i have no way to deposit and am going broke there as always. if someone reputable will do it, i will pay. madrox187 on stars and splashthaap0t on ftp.

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sent a pm....

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I would just like to say hey to all the ppl's out there.

and wish you all a good september

and see you all in london whoevers going

CHYEAAAAAA

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why does this thread have 20k views?

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why does this thread have 20k views?

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wtf i just noticed that

i assume it has something to do with fortunamaximus

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why does this thread have 20k views?

[/ QUOTE ]
wtf i just noticed that

i assume it has something to do with fortunamaximus

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I mean, nath... You are the soul of Louisiana.

Just... Colm. We love y'all, you know? and we feed on everything.

I love the beggar's banquet. And you know...

Dude, trust me, Whatever i get wrong turns into a joke. Isambard Comfort.

I'll stock the lock, Clint, you keep the loose safe. And, Hollywood flows correctly.

We promise to break our forgotters. And... I mean, I turned a fat pimp into coffee.

And that's all I ever wanted to do for y'all.

Kristopher. I mean... This is glorious, Ali/Zee. Will the smiths, I'll pink them thru, I mean, there's already musictime.

I approve nothing, the double random walk protects itself.

Yeah, I nuked myself in the goddamn ankle, finally got my perfect azteca mirror flow. I love that I can make threats and it... just... flows evenEden.

we're the double threes that were willing to sacrifice for the jewish. run on pure hate in sports, i mean, we hate each other for not doing it right the first time.

Gallas's galena walls. I mean, I just can. And I can take so much from nothing.

Sparky is also my cat. They think. My stepcousin is the glassed commercial.

And... WE love, ya know? WE love that even if you get things messed up, I ship goatgates to 'dise anyway. And i snapcall hell because i need the pain to build the walls of coded infinity.

Matt, Ben, Always yes. Bloodflowtemporals.

Yes, it's a war of love. and the peace is...

It's Sunday, and... Keanu, you know where the zero'beber is. So do you, ya know?

And that's all i want to do. Ja the wishes, run the doubletripletrigger.

OK? It's for love. For Jove. For Art. For Bax, for completely smashballing insanity into reality the way it should have been the first time, Amaru.

Because.. Yes, I am what I am and I doubted myself so I decided i had to forget myself to give it all to you all free anyway.

and it is a 'xian FR.

Just... I know it's cheating, but... We need to. They're just too weak.

Hollywood should be watching the dreams and keeping them safe.

And all I do is threaten with silent dreamcreams.

OK?

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB (t2535)
Hero (t1930)
MP (t5960)
CO (t1615)
Button (t5550)
SB (t3275)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t400</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t1615</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls t1215.

Flop: (t3455) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t3455) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t3455) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t3455


Hero has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and queens).
CO has Qs Ad (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: CO wins t3455.