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Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give up?
A couple of weeks ago I was making out with this really cute girl and dry humping her in my bed for hours. Every time I reached down to caress her vagina, she moved my hand away.
AFter about 20 attempts I decided to quit, but she jumped on top of me and continued making out w/ me again. I asked her "whats wrong?" a number of times and she just said that she "wasn't like that" [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Whats the point where you should just give up and call her a c*ck tease and walk out? |
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after the oral ldo
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you tried to grab her vagina 20 times. in one night. maybe shes just looking for a guy who. i don't know. doesn't grab her vagina 20 times
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you tried to grab her vagina 20 times. in one night. maybe shes just looking for a guy who. i don't know. doesn't grab her vagina 20 times [/ QUOTE ] Girls aren't like this duh. |
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push or fold
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you tried to grab her vagina 20 times. in one night. maybe shes just looking for a guy who. i don't know. doesn't grab her vagina 20 times [/ QUOTE ]lol |
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she has a penis
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you tried to grab her vagina 20 times. in one night. maybe shes just looking for a guy who. i don't know. doesn't grab her vagina 20 times [/ QUOTE ] I said CARESS her vagina, HUGE difference. |
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shes either a virgin or doesnt want to come across as a [censored]. This seems like a beat at first, but if you smoothly point out that you respect her but that all this making out with not finale is incredibly frustrating for you, youll prob get some head or a hand job at least. She gets to feel 'not slutty' or hold onto her virginity for her silly religious reasons or whatever, and you get to just lay back and get rubbed/sucked off. Win/win.
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If she's trying to keep her virginity for religious reasons tell her "anal isn't real sex."
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I'm not gonna waste my hard earned money on grinding/making out for more than 2-3 mins, maybe less if its a half hour rate.
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trust me next time this happens just get naked.
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USERNAME HALF POINT
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Tell her you're a doctor. Or that your penis is a doctor and it has some suspicions.
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Superman dat hoe
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She isn't like that! i.e. not desperate enough to have sex with you.
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just say, "my baloney pony doesn't live in a petting zoo, GTFO if you don't want a ride"
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Grinding/making out with a girl while never reaching your goal of coitus is another example of the deluded pursuit of sensual pleasure ending in suffering.
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shes not serious, you should totally fingerblast that ho
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If she's trying to keep her virginity for religious reasons tell her "anal isn't real sex." [/ QUOTE ] My virginal high school g/f rationalized that anal wasn't real sex. Made sense to me. |
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eh, after 20 mins just take your pants off
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FREEZEOUT!!!
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eh, after saying hello in the living just take your pants off and tuck a $20 in her blouse [/ QUOTE ] |
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How come none of you morons say she was on her period?
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How come none of you morons say she was on her period? [/ QUOTE ] cause she'd want OP to earn his redwings LDO |
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start with boobies
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start with boobies [/ QUOTE ] yeah, once she lets you cum on those, it's only a small step to let you cum inside her |
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A couple of weeks ago I was making out with this really cute girl and dry humping her in my bed for hours. Every time I reached down to caress her vagina, she moved my hand away. [/ QUOTE ] http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2586/circuitsdn7.jpg |
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I heartily approve of the "doing it wrong" meme.
Anyway, "hours"? As in more than one? Enough time to make 20 aborted attempts to touch her in her swimsuit zone, I guess. That's insane. If 30 minutes of making out isn't enough foreplay what makes you think 45 minutes will do the trick? |
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I'm not sure it comes down to how many times rather than the age.
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Ask her to scratch your back.
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Ask her to scratch your back. [/ QUOTE ] interesting, so that when she's behind you, you snap your head back to smash her on the forehead and knock her out? |
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[ QUOTE ] Ask her to scratch your back. [/ QUOTE ] interesting, so that when she's behind you, you snap your head back to smash her on the forehead and knock her out? [/ QUOTE ] nah "scratch my back" is obviously the trigger phrase he planted when he convinced her to let him practice his hypnotism tricks hes been learning from the book he picked up at the library. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Ask her to scratch your back. [/ QUOTE ] interesting, so that when she's behind you, you snap your head back to smash her on the forehead and knock her out? [/ QUOTE ] nah "scratch my back" is obviously the trigger phrase he planted when he convinced her to let him practice his hypnotism tricks hes been learning from the book he picked up at the library. [/ QUOTE ] that's a great trigger phrase, only because her dad asks her to scratch his back pretty often |
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really cute girl [/ QUOTE ] Pics or ban |
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Whats the point where you should just give up and call her a c*ck tease and walk out? [/ QUOTE ] This time frame decreases with age (and often with liberal amounts of alcohol...but age is the more important factor here). Before I hit my eighteenth birthday I would take the same approach you took. The "wear her down" method...I pulled an all-nighter (that sounded oh-so similar to the story you're telling) and by the time the sun came up we finally managed to get nekid. The sexytime did not correct the blue-ball issue and I vowed never again to let it happen. While I remain "rapist-free" all these years later...I'm not killing myself trying to get some. I'll try to "caress" the vagine once or twice and if that's rebuffed I have no problem watching baseball...as that's clearly what she wants to do too. On a side note: Some girls just aren't going to remove their clothes because you've dry-humped for hours. It doesn't mean that in a week or a month she won't. But calling her a "cocktease" and hitting the bricks is almost a guarantee it won't be for you. |
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New addition to check-list:
[X] While I remain "rapist-free" all these years later... |
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Cmon guys she had the painters in ldo
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[x] "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
[ ] While I remain "rapist-free" all these years later... |
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