SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Post your poker related low content, no content, off topic, non-EMO, junk, crap, misc., whines, etc. here.

Note, there's a lc thread for your emo stuff called SSNL [life].

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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

FIRST!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU

and this is pure cheese... WTF LOL

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $281.30
keikiwai (BB): $201.75
UTG: $120.45
CO: $285.90
BTN: $100.50

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $6.00</font>, BTN folds, SB folds, keikiwai calls $4.00

Flop: ($13) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
keikiwai checks, CO checks

Turn: ($13) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $30.00</font>, keikiwai calls $20.00

River: ($73) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai bets $50.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $249.90</font>, keikiwai calls all-in for $115.75
Uncalled bet of $84.15 returned to CO

Pot Size: $404.50 ($2 Rake)

CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$201.75)
keikiwai had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and WON (+$200.75)

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

LOOK WHAT I MADE!

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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

What language, Fonkey?

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What language, Fonkey?

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C++

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

i just pushed Q9o for 1/2 a stack vs a shorty

i was looking at the wrong table and thought i had JJ

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Wow. $5k overlay in the FT 50-50 tonite. Woot.

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Wow. $5k overlay in the FT 50-50 tonite. Woot.

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7th

Playing the 50/50 as well. Chop first place money AJ?

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

aklsdjf;laskdjf;lsakdfj;lka

I'm posting here, talking on AIM but can't keep a connection on FT going. And I doubled up in the first minute of the 50-50 too. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

in baby! gonna slay it tonight

I'd also like to add that 9th post is my best showing in a cheese thread. It's a good sign [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

This crap is tilting me so hard. I'm disconnecting every hands kl;asfd sa;ldfkjsad asd;lkfj;sad l;asdfjksakfj;aslk
lkj;sdafjsdfdjkfslj;ksfdj;klsfda

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

wow, just wow

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $231.75
BB: $328.25
UTG: $71.50
CO: $51.60
BTN: $82.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $6.00</font>, BTN calls $6.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28.00</font>, BB folds, CO calls $22.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($64) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $40.00</font>, CO calls all-in for $23.60
Uncalled bet of $16.40 returned to Hero

Turn: ($111.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($111.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $111.20 ($3 Rake)

CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON (+$56.60)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Ace King high) and LOST (-$51.60)

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

This is the last time I mention august. SEPTEMBER FTW!

POKERSTARS GAME #11283148090: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/03 - 03:19:01 (ET)
Table 'Gianfar' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: polaris3239 ($537 in chips)
Seat 2: saywhat_agan ($479 in chips)
Seat 3: H-D'ez Nuts! ($73.40 in chips)
Seat 4: chili1979 ($190.60 in chips)
Seat 5: ChilliWilly ($226.30 in chips)
Seat 6: CamoJr ($516.60 in chips)
ChilliWilly: posts small blind $1
CamoJr: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChilliWilly [Qh Kd]
polaris3239: calls $2
saywhat_agan: raises $8 to $10
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $10
chili1979: folds
ChilliWilly: raises $30 to $40
CamoJr: folds
polaris3239: folds
saywhat_agan: folds
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2h Jd]
ChilliWilly: bets $186.30 and is all-in
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $33.40 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Tc 2h Jd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 2h Jd 2d] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChilliWilly: shows [Qh Kd] (a pair of Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts!: shows [5c 8h] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts! collected $157.80 from pot

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Aren't we jumping the gun a tad? Meh, I'm seriously way too anal about stupid crap

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This is the last time I mention august. SEPTEMBER FTW!

POKERSTARS GAME #11283148090: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/08/03 - 03:19:01 (ET)
Table 'Gianfar' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: polaris3239 ($537 in chips)
Seat 2: saywhat_agan ($479 in chips)
Seat 3: H-D'ez Nuts! ($73.40 in chips)
Seat 4: chili1979 ($190.60 in chips)
Seat 5: ChilliWilly ($226.30 in chips)
Seat 6: CamoJr ($516.60 in chips)
ChilliWilly: posts small blind $1
CamoJr: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChilliWilly [Qh Kd]
polaris3239: calls $2
saywhat_agan: raises $8 to $10
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $10
chili1979: folds
ChilliWilly: raises $30 to $40
CamoJr: folds
polaris3239: folds
saywhat_agan: folds
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2h Jd]
ChilliWilly: bets $186.30 and is all-in
H-D'ez Nuts!: calls $33.40 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Tc 2h Jd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 2h Jd 2d] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChilliWilly: shows [Qh Kd] (a pair of Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts!: shows [5c 8h] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
H-D'ez Nuts! collected $157.80 from pot

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wtf?

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Why do i fking bluff ever???!!! There is no point in it.
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So for some completely unknown RANDOM reason I decided to log onto Party after I get an e-mail from them saying I still have money in my account (I'm in the US).

And, WTF, the software is LETTING ME PLAY!

Is this because I lived in Germany back in '99 when I first signed up with them? What the hell!?

Anyway, first noteworthy hand: I have 99 on a 92A28 board. After betting flop and turn I bet 1/2 on the river and button pushes. He had 55.

ZOMG PARTY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!

I've literally got tears in my eyes right now.

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So for some completely unknown RANDOM reason I decided to log onto Party after I get an e-mail from them saying I still have money in my account (I'm in the US).

And, WTF, the software is LETTING ME PLAY!

Is this because I lived in Germany back in '99 when I first signed up with them? What the hell!?

Anyway, first noteworthy hand: I have 99 on a 92A28 board. After betting flop and turn I bet 1/2 on the river and button pushes. He had 55.

ZOMG PARTY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!

I've literally got tears in my eyes right now.

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I just downloaded their software and tried to log on. It didnt work [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

So jealous.

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Fking berate this move please. I have to stop. I'm bluffing out of control right now:
PokerStars Game #11802728713: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/31 - 23:05:57 (ET)
Table 'Seppina V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: FoolMeTwice ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: bluexcr ($360.50 in chips)
Seat 3: gambler2k4 ($479 in chips)
Seat 4: kcar819 ($486.40 in chips)
Seat 5: BGnight ($463.60 in chips)
Seat 6: FlamingoKid5 ($603.30 in chips)
FlamingoKid5: posts small blind $2
FoolMeTwice: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [Ad Qd]
bluexcr: folds
gambler2k4: raises $12 to $16
kcar819: folds
BGnight: calls $16
FlamingoKid5: folds
FoolMeTwice: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Tc 9h]
gambler2k4: bets $24
BGnight: calls $24
*** TURN *** [6h Tc 9h] [8d]
gambler2k4: bets $52
BGnight: raises $68 to $120
gambler2k4: calls $68
*** RIVER *** [6h Tc 9h 8d] [9d]
gambler2k4: checks
BGnight: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gambler2k4: shows [Jh Ah] (a pair of Nines)
BGnight: shows [Ad Qd] (a pair of Nines - Ace+Queen kicker)
BGnight collected $323 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $326 | Rake $3
Board [6h Tc 9h 8d 9d]
Seat 1: FoolMeTwice (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: bluexcr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gambler2k4 showed [Jh Ah] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: kcar819 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: BGnight (button) showed [Ad Qd] and won ($323) with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: FlamingoKid5 (small blind) folded before Flop

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Hey guys, busted out of my live $50r and am pissed so I'm gonna try to have a 12hr sesh. Already ordered the necessary food/drink.

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Hey guys, busted out of my live $50r and am pissed so I'm gonna try to have a 12hr sesh. Already ordered the necessary food/drink.

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not really an auspicious start [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

What the hell does auspicious mean? I'm not really tilting or anything, just frustrated at live donks and my inability to beat them.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

I refuse to start this month like I ended last mognth

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Here's to a fan-[censored]-tastic September! Heading to Vegas to slay the 2/5 and 5/10 games at the "B" and "V".

Anyone else there this wknd?

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Who is this Alotofaction mother[censored]?

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

lolol welcome to spewtown.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

Had my best month yet. +8k, close to 9 with rakeback. Only lost my mind one day which is good for me and played pretty good. Mostly made at 1 2 where i had over 20k hands at around 7.5 ptbb/100. day i lost my mind I ended up paying 10 20 HU and got it all back getting lucky so very happy with my results this month, especially since I took a break and didn't play for about 8 days in a row. hopefully more of the same in september.

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Who is this Alotofaction mother[censored]?

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ahahahhahaha what did he shove?

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Who is this Alotofaction mother[censored]?

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ahahahhahaha what did he shove?

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Lol,he just opendonk shoved once when i was pfr. He just plays 1543627 tables and has big stacks. He made one really bad call oop against me in a limped pot

Is he a spewtard? Or is he actually as good as his stacks represent?

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some lunatic asian dude.

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Alotofaction is now a nit ...

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

ahahahahahaha! some shortstacker is all: "lol autofaction your such a nit fish its great"

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>public class FonkeyDonkey {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(" O O\n");
System.out.println(" --\n");
for (int i = 0; i &lt; 3; i++) {
String mid = "", pre = "";
if (i == 2)
mid = "____";
else
for (int j = i; j &lt; 3; j++)
mid += " ";
for (int k = 0; k &lt; i; k++)
pre += " ";
System.print(pre + "__" + mid + "__\n");
}
}
}</pre><hr />

Ballin.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

This guy is 22/11/4
I honestly don't know if he's value betting or bluffing here

PokerStars Game #11803400672: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/31 - 23:49:24 (ET)
Table 'Hercules V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BGnight ($867.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Reefypoopoo ($471.90 in chips)
Seat 3: duckworth1 ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: YelloSub ($374 in chips)
Seat 5: lah11 ($107.30 in chips)
Seat 6: brianm15 ($404.70 in chips)
Reefypoopoo: posts small blind $2
duckworth1: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [Th Jc]
YelloSub: folds
lah11: calls $4
brianm15: folds
BGnight: raises $12 to $16
Reefypoopoo: calls $14
duckworth1: folds
lah11: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [As 2h Js]
Reefypoopoo: checks
lah11: checks
BGnight: checks
*** TURN *** [As 2h Js] [Ac]
Reefypoopoo: checks
lah11: checks
BGnight: checks
*** RIVER *** [As 2h Js Ac] [4h]
Reefypoopoo: bets $32
lah11: folds
BGnight: calls $32
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Reefypoopoo: shows [7c 7h] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
BGnight: shows [Th Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
BGnight collected $113 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $116 | Rake $3
Board [As 2h Js Ac 4h]
Seat 1: BGnight (button) showed [Th Jc] and won ($113) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 2: Reefypoopoo (small blind) showed [7c 7h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 3: duckworth1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: YelloSub folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: lah11 folded on the River
Seat 6: brianm15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Wow. $5k overlay in the FT 50-50 tonite. Woot.

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Cmon man...ai pf kk&lt;jj on AK4 rainbow flop for a HUGE chipstack.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

ReefyPoo = Reef on 2p2 I believe

Most people seem to think he is badddddd.

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Alotofaction is now a nit ...

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POKERSTARS GAME #11668900546: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/08/24 - 16:35:12 (ET)
Table 'Shedir' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Paulus_rus ($403 in chips)
Seat 2: jaymac111 ($415.85 in chips)
Seat 3: molswi47 ($432 in chips)
Seat 4: nisay21 ($474.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Alotofaction ($844.60 in chips)
Seat 6: futuredoc85 ($416.30 in chips)
Paulus_rus: posts small blind $2
jaymac111: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Ac Kh]
molswi47: folds
nisay21: folds
Alotofaction: raises $12 to $16
futuredoc85: raises $36 to $52
Paulus_rus: folds
jaymac111: folds
Alotofaction: raises $792.60 to $844.60 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls $364.30 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5c 4d 3c]
*** TURN *** [5c 4d 3c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5c 4d 3c Ts] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Alotofaction: shows [4h 4s] (a full house, Fours full of Fives)
futuredoc85: mucks hand
Alotofaction collected $835.60 from pot

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT
 

that was so a week ago [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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What language, Fonkey?

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C++

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r u taking comp sci this semester?