September Goals Thread!
 

1) Use the conversation bubble as the marker in a post
2) pwn noobs over a lot of hands (yes, playing again this month after ~2 months off)
3) keep up my diet/exercise (hollla @ best shape i've been in since i was 18)
4) pwn hard. like 50k hands at 3bb hard.

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1) make as much money as august
2) play the same number of hands as august (35k)
3) win at the same BB/100 as august
4) read stox, starting read mathematics
5) reach first pokerstars milestone

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- improve my game instead of autoplaying
- post more hands and more replies to hands
- start to work out again

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- 15k hands
- play good
- run good
- pull out of downswing
- read mathematics of poker
- buy new monitor and start playing more tables

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10 k 1-2
play at least breakeven
travel to africa

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Have more sex.

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I have the same goals as I did last month:

1) No tilt.
2) Stop cashing out and move up.

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pull out of downswing, play less hands, concentrate on my game again.

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- Get an IEEE-VR full-paper accepted.
- Prepare a VRST 2007 presentation in advance: not the last day.

Oh, poker.

- Play good. Even if it means I lose, if I play good I don't care.
- Win and quickly move up... I'm slowly dying at $1/2: I hate it. I want to play $3/6 and $5/10 again asap.
- (make something cool out of my 2500th post)

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

1) 25k hands, reach supernova
2) Finish books and DVDs
3) Be playing under VMWare under Linux soon
4) Look for a car

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3) Be playing under VMWare under Linux soon

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what's that mean/why

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

1) Get my main laptop fixed so I can play poker, and stop borrowing peeps computers to go check email/browse 2p2

2) play lots o' poker, and try to focus on playing less marginal hands. 30/20 doesn't seem to work for me, and the rake may be getting the best of me on my weaker stealing hands, and try to trim down on some EP/MP opening standards. Either that, or at the very least shake off the cobwebs playing a more 26/18 type of thing at 1/2 and 2/4.

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

1. 50K hands.
2. $7K in winnings, boni, and RB.
3. Push hard on AP for the 200,000 points to actually have a shot at acheiving #3.
4. Watch Cardrunners videos instead of just let them take my monies.
5. Finish Stoxtradders book.
6. Play less like an idiot
7. Be Happy if I just manage to not do anything to [censored] up the awesome August I had.
8. Take more shots at AP 5-10. Play less like a retard there.
9. Same as Oink.
10. Run better than -7.5/BB on Palomino's Pt :-D

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3) Be playing under VMWare under Linux soon

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what's that mean/why

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VMWare is a virtual machine, allows you to run a different operating system virtually. Mostly for security reasons, but I also prefer Linux. Pokerstars does run under emulation type software, but I can't run pokertracker/pockerace without VMWare.

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1) 25k hands, reach supernova
2) Finish books and DVDs
3) Be playing under VMWare under Linux soon
4) Look for a car

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Add to that:

5) Get my moolah off Neteller.
6) Sell my busted laptop on Ebay.
7) Keep on working out except more frequently.

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

1) win ALL the money
2) 3bet the turn when theyre gonna fold
3) stop raising the river after 2 is met with a cap

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buying spicy cheetos to clear up my sinus was not a good idea

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shoulda got sushi w/wasabi

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shoulda did a line

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shoulda did a line of wasabi

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i flippin' love wasabi

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Ubuntu? I have it running under wine there, but ya, no pokertracker that way, but I don't use it so it doesn't affect me. Party has that play anywhere thing as well. I'm sure you know all this. Ubuntu is nice.

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3) keep up my diet/exercise (hollla @ best shape i've been in since i was 18)

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What? You mean the dancing, fat guy at the bowling alley isnt you? You've crushed my spirit. Or are you just proud of your bowlers body and your Woody Harrelson look-a-likness?

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Ubuntu? I have it running under wine there, but ya, no pokertracker that way, but I don't use it so it doesn't affect me. Party has that play anywhere thing as well. I'm sure you know all this. Ubuntu is nice.

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Slackware. TBH I've been using Windows mostly the past couple years because I'm too lazy to set it up, but I just ordered a PS3 and gonna try Gentoo on that which got me back into it.

Unfortunately no party for me, plus I'm a HUDBOT. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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3) keep up my diet/exercise (hollla @ best shape i've been in since i was 18)

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What? You mean the dancing, fat guy at the bowling alley isnt you? You've crushed my spirit. Or are you just proud of your bowlers body and your Woody Harrelson look-a-likness?

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i got the pit boss and a dealer in the pai gow pit to do that dance with me in celebration every time i win a hand.

still got a gut. so i'm ok!

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

1) Get money
2) 50k hands
3) Be cheap again outside of poker
4) Stipper bill under 800$ (unrealisitc?)
5) Learn to fold in NL
6) stop trying to win every pot in NL
7) Daily Yoga
8) >10k hands of NL

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3) keep up my diet/exercise (hollla @ best shape i've been in since i was 18)

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What? You mean the dancing, fat guy at the bowling alley isnt you? You've crushed my spirit. Or are you just proud of your bowlers body and your Woody Harrelson look-a-likness?

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Wow, I never realized that was him, and I've seen the movie. The whole time I thought it was some other guy who might've been in Ghostbusters or something...

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

poker:
- >30K hands
- play good, improve, play better
- run hot
- move up from 2/4 to 3/6
- platinumstar obviously
- get used to 4 tabling
- get stox book
- study at least 5 hours/week
- go play live at least once a week

life:
- get one
- enjoy it
- smoke less
- wash the damn car
- fix the burnout thing

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4) Stripper bill under 800$ (unrealisitc?)

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Embrace the degenerate in you.

4) Stripper bill under 8000$

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4) Stripper bill under 800$ (unrealisitc?)

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Embrace the degenerate in you.

4) Stripper bill under 8000$

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dont tempt me, this is a serious problem lol.. You dont even want to know how much I blew in vegas/LA.

Three girls at once + VIP room can chew through your bankroll so fast...

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I've said it once, I'll say it again. Heisenberg you are my hero :-)

I spent a month playing poker in LA earlier this year so I have some experience that a young-canadain might not have discovered yet. You know that the doller goes a lot farther in Mexico right? Why go to an LA strip club when Tijuana is a stone throw away? :-) American Strip Club <<< Tijuana "Strip" Club

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

keep the winrate at 2/4 6 max at 3 BB/100 over 10K+ hands.

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4) Stripper bill under 800$ (unrealisitc?)

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Embrace the degenerate in you.

4) Stripper bill under 8000$

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dont tempt me, this is a serious problem lol.. You dont even want to know how much I blew in vegas/LA.

Three girls at once + VIP room can chew through your bankroll so fast...

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Heisenballa?

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4) Stripper bill under 800$ (unrealisitc?)

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Embrace the degenerate in you.

4) Stripper bill under 8000$

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dont tempt me, this is a serious problem lol.. You dont even want to know how much I blew in vegas/LA.

Three girls at once + VIP room can chew through your bankroll so fast...

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Re: September Goals Thread!
 

1. $5500 over 50k hands of 3/6 at Stars (including rakeback)
2. Deep in the money in WCOOP razz and limit hold them

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

My Goals

Pokahs

- 75k hands, at least 1k at each of 15/30 and NL400
- Work on calling down slightly less (isn't this my goal every month?)
- learn some PLO
- qualify for LHE event in WCOOP, dominate said event
- PWN fools in HUHU for avatars challenges. Once my week in Lolaska ends, open challenge to any of you fools - looking at you, Brass...
- 3rd straight month of 5 figga n**** by the name of, er, Pooh

Life

- Get all the way unpacked and moved in, set up entertainment center
- start looking into Bose or equivalent home sound system
- start saving up a roll so that I have the option of pro status next year
- have a stripper bill
- Red Sox put the Yankees away
- [censored] work.

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Once my week in Lolaska ends, open challenge to any of you fools - looking at you, Brass...

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Just say the word, suckah...

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15K hands of LHE.

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Since I usually fail to meet my goals, how about something achievable?

1) Run really bad
2) Contemplate suicide daily
3) Attempt suicide three times
4) Third time lucky

Re: September Goals Thread!
 

-at least 15K hands hopefully all at 2/4
-keep winning at 1.98BB/100
-4 digit monies
-post more