hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

ya guys, another BTYS thread...sorry.

went to go pick up my grandma and while i waited for her to get ready i noticed a box underneath the table. pick it up and BAM, an open, half-used box of trojans.

i gag, as is of course, the natural reaction, and try to rationalize how this can be possible.

arguements supporting:
but what about menopause?!?! my grandma isn't very well educated and can't speak english at all. for whatever reason, i'm fairly certain she doesn't know at all what menopause is, let alone what the effects are from it.

assuming she does know about menopause: she's a clean freak about what she consumes, maybe she doesn't like the idea of another man's seed in her.

my grandpa died 16 years ago...maybe she's lonely.

arguements against:
she's a very strict muslim



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still gagging.

additional beat: on the way home she kept lecturing me about how my cousin went over there last night to clean the bathroom and kitchen and how i don't do [censored].

when i got home i immediately called him and woke him up and asked if he left trojans at grandma's house. he said no.

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keep em comin [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

and eww

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PICS?

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PICS?

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not now, not ever

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She may be 78, but she's got the vagina of a 64 year old.

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PICS?

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YGOS? the G stands for geriatric, lolz.

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this is a brag DUCY

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arguements against:
she's a very strict muslim


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maybe she's filling them with nerve gas?


JK LOLZ don't blow me up

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She may be 78, but she's got the meatcurtains of a 64 year old.

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her email plz

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did anyone guess your name yet

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PICS?

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Nood pics?

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wtf are trojans?

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be happy they werent magnums

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PICS?

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http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/..._470x312,0.jpg

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wtf are trojans?

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but what about menopause?!?! my grandma isn't very well educated and can't speak english at all. for whatever reason, i'm fairly certain she doesn't know at all what menopause is, let alone what the effects are from it.


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Also, please, I'm 100% sure that your grams has noticed that she hasn't been bleeding profusely out of her pussy every month for the past 30 years. Condoms are obviously to protect against STDs.

I showed her my health certificate, but she's no gambloooooor.

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wtf are trojans?

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computer virus

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hahahahahaha

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Your grandma is a [censored], but atleast she protects herself.

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Only a true douche would talk about his grandmother this way.

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i anticipated at some point in time your scumsucking self would post here, so i came prepared

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FTW!

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Your avatar gave me an epileptic seizure.

Thanks dude.

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Your avatar gave me an epileptic seizure.

Thanks dude.

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Your avatar gave me an epileptic seizure.

Thanks dude.

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You know, it really looked kind of lame avatar sized -- but full size, that is funny stuff.

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Your avatar gave me an epileptic seizure.

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You know, it really looked kind of lame avatar sized -- but full size, that is funny stuff.

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It gives me a very euphoric high. I want to not watch it, but I cant. I feel like he is gonna jump out of the screen at any minute.

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Be happy that yours is active, mine just lies there and breathes heavy.

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Two questions

1) If you're good, does she give you a cookie?
2) Do you ever see any fat guys hanging around outside her house?

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what's the best thing about 78 year-old grandmothers?































there's 70 of them!! LOL

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Be happy that yours is active, mine just lies there and breathes heavy.

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oooooooooh, that's hot.

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Two questions

1) If you're good, does she give you a cookie?
2) Do you ever see any fat guys hanging around outside her house?

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1. nah. she doesn't make cookies
2. no, but then again i'm only there like, 5 minutes every 4 days

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I banged her, when she was 74.

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My wife is a doc, and my 70+ year old dad had a question about his blood pressure meds. My wife went to their medicine cabinet to check the prescription. She found it and some other prescriptions including ... Viagra!

Too much information.

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I am unaware of anything in the Koran that advocates the cessation of buttsecks upon reaching an advanced age.

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YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD...YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT SHE COULD COULD BE MAKING ANIMAL BALLONS...YOU SICKEN ME OP!

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When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Take me out, wine/dine/sixty-nine?
If I'd been out bangin till quarter to three
Would you lock the gate?
Will you still do me, will you still screw me
When I'm seventy-eight?

You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could invite a third

I could be handy, sucking a dick
When the lights are out
You can even bang me by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride
Doing it in the garden, pounding the vag
Wouldn't that be great?
Will you still do me, will you still screw me
When I'm seventy-eight?

Every weekend we can grab another couple spread the love
If they're not too ugg
We shall scream and moan
Grandma is on her knees
OMG, OMG, OMG cum.

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
When you want to go
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Once we have finished, awkward silence
I got to go it's getting late
Will you still do me, will you still screw me
When I'm seventy-eight?
Ho!

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hahahahahaha

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lol awesome

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Be happy that yours is active, mine just lies there and breathes heavy.

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Sucks when you have to do all the work huh? *winkwink*