Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
 

We were supposed to go out to dinner with friends tonight, to make up for skipping their housewarming and me skipping their wedding. About 4 hours before dinner, she asks me:

Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard, and have sex?

Does this mean I win?

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no

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solid brag if she is hot ldo

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It means she's blowing your neighbor.

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oh ed, with razor sharp witticisms like that, it sure is hard to see how you got to 11k posts in such quick time.

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Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard With a Vengeance, and then I'll give you a BJ?

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FTW

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pics of girlfriend or ban?

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pics of girlfriend or selfban?

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FYP

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Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard, and then I'll give you a BJ With a Vengeance?

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FTW

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FYP to make it more intriguing.

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SC,

I refuse to let her see DH: waV until she sees the first two. So tonight we're seeing #2. Also you left out the part where the perfect woman would make me a sandwich at some point.

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yea, this pretty much means you win. congrats

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also, sorry but there will be no pics of my gf, but all 2p2ers who have met her can confirm she's solidly out of my league.

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SC,

I refuse to let her see DH: waV until she sees the first two. So tonight we're seeing #2. Also you left out the part where the perfect woman would make me a sammich at some point.

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just to shake things up a bit

Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
 

Is she named yttuls?

I kid, I kid.

I agree that you just won.

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also, sorry but there will be no pics of my gf, but all 2p2ers who have met her can confirm she's solidly out of my league.

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she does look pretty nice fwiw

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that sounds like you two will have a fun night.

more importantly, why do you two consider these people your 'friends' if you avoid hanging out with them at all costs?

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also, sorry but there will be no pics of my gf, but all 2p2ers who have met her can confirm she's solidly out of my league.

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pics of you so we can we get a ballpark estimate of out of your league?

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Shove on her bubble.

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fluff,

good question... eh, some friends are just more work than others to be around. while these people are nice, the girls is, well, draining. so you really have to be charged up and ready to go to handle a night alone with them.

adanthar,

thanks!

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more importantly, why do you two consider these people your 'friends' if you avoid hanging out with them at all costs?

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I don't think you're really a girl.

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Does this mean I win?

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Unless she means pegging when she says 'sex' then yes, you win.

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this means either shes cheating on u or shes pregnant

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It means she's blowing your neighbor.

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SC,

I refuse to let her see DH: waV until she sees the first two. So tonight we're seeing #2. Also you left out the part where the perfect woman would make me a sando at some point.

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just to shake things up a bit

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Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
 

2 questions:

1) Does she need to watch Die Hard to get aroused?
2) Do you need to watch Die Hard to get aroused?

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Cit,

Same girl that doesn't like me based on massage parlor TR?

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2 questions:

1) Does she need to watch Die Hard to get aroused?
2) Do you need to watch Die Hard to get aroused?

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i do

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Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard With a Vengeance, and at the same time I'll give you a BJ?

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FTW

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Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard With a Vengeance, and at the same time I'll give you a BJ while you eat a sammich made by me?

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FYP FTW

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Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
 

Bruce Willis is kinda sexy...

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Staying at home with a girl.... Thats pretty gay dude...

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2nd brag: you wont have to put up with these friends for much longer.

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u win bbv4l.. congratulations!

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Winner, and not even close.

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Can I... can I have her?

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must be fkn nice

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Cit,

Same girl that doesn't like me based on massage parlor TR?

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this aspect of her leaves room for improvement.

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** Paging

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all 2p2ers who have met her

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please post pics

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We were supposed to go out to dinner with friends tonight, to make up for skipping their housewarming and me skipping their wedding. About 4 hours before dinner, she asks me:

Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard, and have sex?

Does this mean I win?

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Not without pictures, no.

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Can we just stay home and watch Blood Sport , and have sex?

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FYP


and yes you win...well done