The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

I was watching on Pokertube a segment that was aired a few years ago on ESPN in between the WSOP called "The Best Hand I Ever Played".

It has the famous Scotty Nguyen hand, Freddy Deeb vs. Phil Ivey hand from 03' Main Event , and Annie Duke being her typical douchebag self.

Anyone can make great laydowns or check call with the nuts against aggressive players who don't fold. How about the times they completely miss their reads? They don't show those on this segment.

BBV, I want to know the worst hand you have ever played. It can be live or online. Make sure to include narrations about what was going through your head when you were playing the hand.

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200nl cash game live. Raise to 9 w/1010 in mp and button calls.
Flop 1092
i check he checks (he can't even smell the tarp)..
turn 2..
i check he bets 2$ i hollywood call (damn he has nothing i hope he bluffs at me on the river)..
river 2
I check he bets 5$ (lol he has nothing i tarp so good, i could raise but he's obv bluffing and can't call a raise so i'll just smooth call, rake control ftw) i call 5 and he shows 99 for the second nut full house. I turn over my nut full and quietly leave.

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200nl cash game live. Raise to 9 w/1010 in mp and button calls.
Flop 1092
i check he checks (he can't even smell the tarp)..
turn 2..
i check he bets 2$ i hollywood call (damn he has nothing i hope he bluffs at me on the river)..
river 2
I check he bets 5$ (lol he has nothing i tarp so good, i could raise but he's obv bluffing and can't call a raise so i'll just smooth call, rake control ftw) i call 5 and he shows 99 for the second nut full house. I turn over my nut full and quietly leave.

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this better be a level

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Alright heres one of mine.

Live 1/2 NL. I am playing on 0 hours of sleep over the past two days. I have A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I have 230 behind, villain has 120.

PF: I open to 10 from MP . Villain calls. Other player calls.

Flop comes A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

I bet 15, Villain calls, other player folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I check. Villain shoves and I snap call. Villain flips over K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] for the nut flush. I turn my cards over and announce "Two pair"

Dealer: You're drawing dead sir

I looked back down at my cards, and realized I had Ace 6. I insta-rack up and leave before the river card is dealt.

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200nl cash game live. Raise to 9 w/1010 in mp and button calls.
Flop 1092
i check he checks (he can't even smell the tarp)..
turn 2..
i check he bets 2$ i hollywood call (damn he has nothing i hope he bluffs at me on the river)..
river 2
I check he bets 5$ (lol he has nothing i tarp so good, i could raise but he's obv bluffing and can't call a raise so i'll just smooth call, rake control ftw) i call 5 and he shows 99 for the second nut full house. I turn over my nut full and quietly leave.

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lmao excellent first hand

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Playing £10/£20 online at 5am, stuck £2000 and now having filled up my credit card for another buy-in, I pick up KK.

I'm sitting on £2800.

I flat call a short-stack's mini-raise to £40 and two of us see the flop. It comes 567. He bets £80; I make a ridiculous overbet to £900, telling him to go all-in or fold. He folds.

The player behind him calls. [censored], there's a player behind him. And he's sitting on £11,000. [censored] [censored] [censored]. I hadn't noticed.

The turn brings another 5. What do I do what do I do what do I do???

I check. Big stack bets £900 into the £2000 pot. I have £1860 behind. OMG he has a full house, trips or a set. I think I had better fold!! So I fold.

What did you have? I ask him in chat. "A7" he tells me. If I had check-raised there's a good chance he would have called, and I'd have won a £5720 pot. Even if he'd folded it would have been a £3800 pot.

Having thrown away £900 with perhaps the worst played KK in the history of poker, I lost the rest of my money in the next half hour anyway, leaving me unemployed and homeless (as I had been at the start of the night) and now completely broke and in debt.

I never played hold'em again.

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200nl cash game live. Raise to 9 w/1010 in mp and button calls.
Flop 1092
i check he checks (he can't even smell the tarp)..
turn 2..
i check he bets 2$ i hollywood call (damn he has nothing i hope he bluffs at me on the river)..
river 2
I check he bets 5$ (lol he has nothing i tarp so good, i could raise but he's obv bluffing and can't call a raise so i'll just smooth call, rake control ftw) i call 5 and he shows 99 for the second nut full house. I turn over my nut full and quietly leave.

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this better be a level

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LOL

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Playing £10/£20 online at 5am, stuck £2000 and now having filled up my credit card for another buy-in, I pick up KK.

I'm sitting on £2800.

I flat call a short-stack's mini-raise to £40 and two of us see the flop. It comes 567. He bets £80; I make a ridiculous overbet to £900, telling him to go all-in or fold. He folds.

The player behind him calls. [censored], there's a player behind him. And he's sitting on £11,000. [censored] [censored] [censored]. I hadn't noticed.

The turn brings another 5. What do I do what do I do what do I do???

I check. Big stack bets £900 into the £2000 pot. I have £1860 behind. OMG he has a full house, trips or a set. I think I had better fold!! So I fold.

What did you have? I ask him in chat. "A7" he tells me. If I had check-raised there's a good chance he would have called, and I'd have won a £5720 pot. Even if he'd folded it would have been a £3800 pot.

Having thrown away £900 with perhaps the worst played KK in the history of poker, I lost the rest of my money in the next half hour anyway, leaving me unemployed and homeless (as I had been at the start of the night) and now completely broke and in debt.

I never played hold'em again.

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so sick bro

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It was when I made a new card mode for Party and decided to try it out. It wasn't very good and I had a hard time recognizing cards.

So I am playing 100nl 6max and the hand went something like this.

Hero (UTG): 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $4, fold, fold, CO raises to $12 fold, fold, Hero calls.

Flop: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero bets $18, CO raises to $40, Hero raises AI, CO Calls.

Turn: K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

River: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

CO shows A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

So I floped a set, got it AI and rivered quads. CO then began to type in chat how stupid I was blah blah. I started defending myself saying that I floped a set and played the hand well. I even said something like: "Oh did I play that bad, can you coach me?" I checked HH to see how I could play it wrong and noticed that my hole cards were: J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] The J in upper left corner looked like a 3 [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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On at least 3 occasions I have lost a full stack playing 200NL live, due to misreading my hand. I have yet to do that online!

I guess misreading your hole cards is more common than I realized

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Where do i get the racoon tail in morari!

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Where do i get the racoon tail in morari!

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Are you some kind of weird spam bot? All of your posts are one line and none of them make sense in their context.

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I was so tired, i thought i had T7s, while i had T8s. I thought, yeah baby, you think you sucked out on me with your A of diamonds? muahahha, then money was shipped to him and i was like wtf???:
http://pokerhand.org/index.php?page=submit

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($48.40)
The greatest player ($68.40)
Button ($13.95)
SB ($29.70)
BB ($49.95)
UTG ($92.50)

Preflop: The greatest player is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">The greatest player raises to $6.5</font>, Button calls $6.50, SB calls $6.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds.

Flop: ($22) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, The greatest player checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($22) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, The greatest player checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $3</font>, SB calls $3, The greatest player calls $3.

River: ($31) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, The greatest player checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $3</font>, SB calls $3, <font color="#CC3333">The greatest player raises to $58.9</font>, Button calls $1.45 (All-In), SB calls $17.20 (All-In).

Final Pot: $75.85

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qh Qc (three of a kind, queens).
The greatest player has Ah Kc (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has 7h 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: SB wins $75.85. The greatest player wins $38.70. </font>

THANK YOU
THANK YOU

Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

Thank you, I was wondering when someone would post an actually badly played hand, and not just one where they misread their cards.

I guess none of you play badly unless you misread your cards amirite?

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $1,451.90</u>
BB: $148.00
<u>UTG: $1,538.70</u>
CO: $508.80
BTN: $54.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $12.00, BB folds

Flop: ($32) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $22.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $98.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $300.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,437.90</font>, UTG calls $1,137.90

Turn: ($2907.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($2907.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,907.80 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$1,452.90)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Threes) and LOST (-$1,451.90)

There ya go Nath, I think I win.

Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

So you're the one that recently joined my 1/2 tables. Why would you pick a very obvious 2+2 phrase as a SN?

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Rofl at that video. Highlight was Gavin whatshisname winning a 3bb pot (open-limped button, sb calls, bb checks, flop checked around, Gavin takes it down vs some dudes 3rd pair with a turn bet) ZOMG BEST HAND EVAR!!!!

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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $198.00
BB: $182.75
UTG: $200.00
CO: $174.35
BTN: $447.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $26.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($78) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $44.00</font>, UTG calls $44.00

Turn: ($166) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $120.00</font>, UTG calls $120.00

River: ($406) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $406.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$206.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$198.00)

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200nl cash game live. Raise to 9 w/1010 in mp and button calls.
Flop 1092
i check he checks (he can't even smell the tarp)..
turn 2..
i check he bets 2$ i hollywood call (damn he has nothing i hope he bluffs at me on the river)..
river 2
I check he bets 5$ (lol he has nothing i tarp so good, i could raise but he's obv bluffing and can't call a raise so i'll just smooth call, rake control ftw) i call 5 and he shows 99 for the second nut full house. I turn over my nut full and quietly leave.

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lol. Just muck and keep your dignity.

By the way, what kind of a casino rakes an uncalled bet anyway?

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10 20 blinds
i openshove 2k with 75o, AA calls me, I lose

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Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $44.75
UTG+1: $97
CO: $133.95
Button: $17.2
SB: $318.5
Bubaloo: $139.3

Pre-flop: (6 players) Bubaloo is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $12</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $21.5</font>, Bubaloo calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players)
SB checks, Bubaloo checks.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $50</font>, Bubaloo calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($144, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $47</font>, Bubaloo calls.

Results:
Final pot: $238
<font color="#000000">SB shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] </font>(Full house, Queens over Sevens) and WON (+$238)
<font color="#000000">Hero mucks A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] </font>(A pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$238)

was a while ago so i dont remember my thought processes, except on the river-- i thought it would be a chop.

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10 20 blinds
i openshove 2k with 75o, AA calls me, I lose

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i wonder if he bought an ipod

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PokerStars Game #11012664642: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/07/18 - 22:48:51 (ET)
Table 'Zenobia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: WushuTM ($807.25 in chips)
Seat 2: GogUMagog ($1209.45 in chips)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($661 in chips)
Seat 4: bluffblocker ($618 in chips)
Seat 5: JeffBoston ($1397.05 in chips)
Seat 6: orionhigh ($686.40 in chips)
GogUMagog: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GogUMagog [Jd Js]
bluffblocker: folds
JeffBoston: folds
orionhigh: raises $12 to $18
WushuTM: folds
GogUMagog: raises $60 to $78
ipokeder: calls $72
orionhigh: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 4s 2d]
GogUMagog: bets $126
ipokeder: raises $457 to $583 and is all-in
GogUMagog: calls $457
*** TURN *** [Jc 4s 2d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 4s 2d 3h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GogUMagog: shows [Jd Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
ipokeder: shows [5c 7c] (a straight, Three to Seven)
ipokeder said, "TOGFL"
ipokeder said, "ROFL"
ipokeder said, "ROFLRFORLF"
ipokeder collected $1337 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1340 | Rake $3
Board [Jc 4s 2d 3h 6s]
Seat 1: WushuTM (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: GogUMagog (small blind) showed [Jd Js] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: ipokeder (big blind) showed [5c 7c] and won ($1337) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 4: bluffblocker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JeffBoston folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: orionhigh folded before Flop

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lol @ flat calling that reraise with 75

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ipokeder said, "ROFL"
ipokeder said, "ROFLRFORLF"
ipokeder collected $1337 from pot

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10 20 blinds
i openshove 2k with 75o, AA calls me, I lose

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lol irl

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i cant really remember any of the top of my head, but i rememer when i was young playing online omaha i thought i had full house cause i was only using 1 card when trips where there and someone bet big and the indication above the board said three of a kind and i was like "what?!?" timed down for a while but in the end i believed them that i didnt have a full house and folded saving myself. but i know in a home game i played while at school someone called down an all in of mine while i was kinda bluffing with 1 pair with naked ace of 4 flush and proudly said flush! i loved it when he found out he had ace high

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It was when I made a new card mode for Party and decided to try it out. It wasn't very good and I had a hard time recognizing cards.

So I am playing 100nl 6max and the hand went something like this.

Hero (UTG): 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $4, fold, fold, CO raises to $12 fold, fold, Hero calls.

Flop: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero bets $18, CO raises to $40, Hero raises AI, CO Calls.

Turn: K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

River: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

CO shows A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

So I floped a set, got it AI and rivered quads. CO then began to type in chat how stupid I was blah blah. I started defending myself saying that I floped a set and played the hand well. I even said something like: "Oh did I play that bad, can you coach me?" I checked HH to see how I could play it wrong and noticed that my hole cards were: J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] The J in upper left corner looked like a 3 [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Whoops!

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during my first shot at 5-10 slightly tilted and this hand still haunts me today, a lot of money for a 17 year old to lose.

***** Hand History for Game 5642261504 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, February 03, 23:11:05 ET 2007
Table Table 127442 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: SeriK1nG ( $2545.15 )
Seat 5: geordie16 ( $1910.65 )
Seat 1: MAHA88 ( $990 )
Seat 2: yhxking ( $1125.50 )
Seat 3: pit_grinder ( $708 )
Seat 6: Whoopa_to__allin ( $218.50 )
SeriK1nG posts small blind [$5].
geordie16 posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to geordie16 [ 7s 5s ]
Whoopa_to__allin folds.
MAHA88 folds.
pit_grinder calls [$10]
SeriK1nG raises [$40]
geordie16 calls [$35]
pit_grinder folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 6d, Kd ]
SeriK1nG bets [$60]
geordie16 calls [$60]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
SeriK1nG bets [$140]
geordie16 calls [$140]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
SeriK1nG bets [$350]
geordie16 raises [$1100]
SeriK1nG is all-In.
geordie16 is all-In.
geordie16 shows [ 7s, 5s ]a straight Five to Nine.
SeriK1nG shows [ Td, Jd ]a straight Nine to King.
SeriK1nG wins $634.50 from side pot #1 with a straight, Nine to King.
SeriK1nG wins $3829.30 from the main pot with a straight, Nine to King.

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Rofl at that video. Highlight was Gavin whatshisname winning a 3bb pot (open-limped button, sb calls, bb checks, flop checked around, Gavin takes it down vs some dudes 3rd pair with a turn bet) ZOMG BEST HAND EVAR!!!!

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Yeah I honestly was suprised that made the highlight reel. Like, wow you got middle and bottom pair to fold out. What a sick bluff! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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1/2 live NL, everyone has 300+. Nit raises to $15 (he def has JJ+ here), I call button with AK because I am not great at poker. Flop = AQ5, he check-calls $15 because he doesn't like me, but it's obvious that he would have raised if he were strong. Turn 3 he checks I check because I am bad. River K, he checks, I bet $20 cause I am dumb, he pretends to think then makes it $120. I say 'you have KK' and call cause I am terrible. He shows KK.

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10 20 blinds
i openshove 2k with 75o, AA calls me, I lose

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no way this is your worst hand. my favorite is the "new buddy" hand from PP

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (3 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($2970)
Button ($412.30)
SB ($943.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $46</font>, SB calls $46.

Flop: ($132) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $99</font>, SB calls $99.

Turn: ($330) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $199</font>, SB calls $199.

River: ($728) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero calls $2606 (All-In), SB calls $579.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $3913.55

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 4h 3h (one pair, sixes).
SB has 2s 2d (two pair, sixes and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $2026.45. SB wins $1887.10. </font>

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Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

one time I open-mucked top set w/ initiative on the turn in a big pot due to timing out while 8 tabling and discussing the hands w/ a friend while playing them.

"I'm going to bet smaller here to set up an easy river sho- aww god damnit no [censored] way"

Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

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1/2 live NL, everyone has 300+. Nit raises to $15 (he def has JJ+ here), I call button with AK because I am not great at poker. Flop = AQ5, he check-calls $15 because he doesn't like me, but it's obvious that he would have raised if he were strong. Turn 3 he checks I check because I am bad. River K, he checks, I bet $20 cause I am dumb, he pretends to think then makes it $120. I say 'you have KK' and call cause I am terrible. He shows KK.

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lol payoffwizard

http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/cnt/42bad2855302e.jpg

Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

whoops [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 ($55.40)
MP2 ($42.90)
MP3 ($19.50)
CO ($65.90)
Button ($48.50)
SB ($59.70)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($121.65)
UTG+1 ($60.70)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">7 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, SB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3.8</font>, Hero calls $3.80.

Turn: ($12.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($12.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $11</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $44.2 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $33.20.

Final Pot: $100.50

Results Below:
SB has Kc Qh (full house, queens full of threes).
Hero has Tc Th (full house, tens full of queens).
Outcome: SB wins $100.50.

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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $198.00
BB: $182.75
UTG: $200.00
CO: $174.35
BTN: $447.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $26.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($78) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $44.00</font>, UTG calls $44.00

Turn: ($166) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $120.00</font>, UTG calls $120.00

River: ($406) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $406.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$206.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$198.00)

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just wow

Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

This is why I suck at life.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($67.30)
SB ($103.45)
BB ($100)
Hero ($127.25)
MP1 ($33.45)
MP2 ($104.10)
CO ($81)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $4, MP1 folds, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($13.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($21.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $9</font>, Hero calls $9.

River: ($39.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $49.3</font>, Hero calls $24.30.

Final Pot: $138.10

Results in white below:
Hero has 3h 3s (four of a kind, threes).
Button has Td Ts (four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Button wins $138.10.

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Where do i get the racoon tail in morari!

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warp whistle to the white mushroom house in world 6-3, you have to collect 143 coins in 82 seconds to receive the special message from the princess

Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
 

Live donkament with ridiculously terrible structure, blinds 50/100, I have about 3200, donk to my left has about 3100

UTG+1 raises to 150, blinds 25/50, like 6 people call, I call out of the BB with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Flop comes KJJ. Somehow it gets checked around.

Turn Q, donk on my left bets 300, I raise to 1,000, donk to my left immediately shoves waaaaay out of turn. Weak-tight girl in MP calls all-in despite this.

So in the face of a transparant full house (maybe two), I... call anyways. Donk on my left tables QJ, I smash my head on the table and leave despite having like 100 chips left, and almost intentionally crash my car into a building in disgust.