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I have a sweaty asscrack
Who knows remedies for this please? Every time I sit on wooden chairs in cafes or the work canteen, I have to slide my hand under my ass as I stand up and secretly wipe away the sweat mark that I leave behind.
Actually I feel I'm seaty in all those sorts of reasons. Sometimes I have to give my balls a really good scratch and when I sniff my fingers there's this sweet and musty smell to them. The other night I was trying to suck myself off (failed) but I could smell this scent wafting up towards me. Anyways that's not the point of this post. What I want to do is know how to make my ass less sweaty because I get really embarrassed when I sometimes forget to wipe the mark away and I see people eyeing up what I've left behind and it makes me feel inadequate. Also the other day I was in this cafe and once I was done sitting down with my coffee I was stood outside on my cellphone and I could see the waiter scrubbing at the chair with a cloth. Serious suggestions please. |
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how fat are you
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Don't ur pants get a wet mark too so people can still see that ur asscrack is sweaty?
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Why dont u make a chair out of a fan? Or better yet an air conditioner.
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extra strength gold bond, bee sure to put it all ova yer balls, peenii adn esp teh gooch
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try an antiperspirant deodorant?
or just loose weight |
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Nah i have the same problem...I've never tried to alleviate the situation, because its really not a big deal (never seen anybody notice). I would think baby powder might work? I'm eagerly awaiting any input.
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Stop masterbating?
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how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. |
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Stop masterbating? [/ QUOTE ] Something else I do some people say is odd. When I masturbate I do it through my underwear and just cum into my boxers or whatever I'm wearing, then zip up and go back sit at my desk or out into the restaurant/cinema or whatever. Do you think this gunk down there could be adding to the sweat or aroma? |
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ahhh i got it , shave your ass it will only bother you in a few days, then repeat perscrition, new bic please
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I used to sweat a lot, then I lost some weight. Now I don't sweat much anymore.
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[ QUOTE ] how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. [/ QUOTE ] No |
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[ QUOTE ] how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. [/ QUOTE ] Your kidding right? I'm 5'7" 175lbs and I'm ripped as hell. You're a bona fide fat ass. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. [/ QUOTE ] Your kidding right? I'm 5'7" 175lbs and I'm ripped as hell. You're a bona fide fat ass. [/ QUOTE ] pics |
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[ QUOTE ] how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. [/ QUOTE ]ahahaha |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. [/ QUOTE ]ahahaha [/ QUOTE ] that's seriously more mass than your body should have to handle, so it works overtime, overexerts, and sweats.... lose weight.... also, cuming into your boxers and leaving it there is pretty disgusting.......... use the floor, a kleenex, a vagina, a mouth, your hand (and then wash it), a cloth, a zip lock bag, a jar, a bottle, anything but that sweet musty smell doesn't sound good............. i'm not a doc, and i'm probably talking out my ass, but since you're over weight and you smell sweet, have you been tested for diabetes? Ketoacidosis "Other types of odors are associated with other types of chemical abnormalities, in which the body makes unusual chemicals as it burns sugar and fat for fuel. The most famous of these is diabetes, which is called by its full name diabetes mellitus (sweetness). Full-blown, uncorrected diabetes produces a condition called ketoacidosis, in which the skin of the patient actually tastes sweet and produces a pungent and unmistakable odor." |
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[ QUOTE ] Stop masterbating? [/ QUOTE ] Something else I do some people say is odd. When I masturbate I do it through my underwear and just cum into my boxers or whatever I'm wearing, then zip up and go back sit at my desk or out into the restaurant/cinema or whatever. Do you think this gunk down there could be adding to the sweat or aroma? [/ QUOTE ] huh............why god why??? |
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The real question here is what brilliant bbv4lyfe regular is I Love Mr Slope the gimmick account of?
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Baby powder you fat [censored]
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] how fat are you [/ QUOTE ] 5'9 about 260lbs so average really. [/ QUOTE ] Your kidding right? I'm 5'7" 175lbs and I'm ripped as hell. You're a bona fide fat ass. [/ QUOTE ] but do you have potential? |
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I am 6'2 and weigh about 160. lose weight op
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I am 6'2 and weigh about 160. lose weight op [/ QUOTE ] well, you prob. have an eating disorder or a tape worm |
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do u take showers
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do u take showers [/ QUOTE ] oh snap...... you'd make a good doctor |
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[ QUOTE ] I am 6'2 and weigh about 160. lose weight op [/ QUOTE ] well, you prob. have an eating disorder or a tape worm [/ QUOTE ] seriously though i dont think you are considered "underweight" by BMI standards, you should definitely try something like eating soon im 6'3'' and 194, though thats about 10lbs more than i usually am |
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[ QUOTE ] Stop masterbating? [/ QUOTE ] Something else I do some people say is odd. When I masturbate I do it through my underwear and just cum into my boxers or whatever I'm wearing, then zip up and go back sit at my desk or out into the restaurant/cinema or whatever. Do you think this gunk down there could be adding to the sweat or aroma? [/ QUOTE ] Doing this and then changing clothes is okay, I guess. But doing this and then wearing it all day long, especially in public, is awfully sick. |
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1. Get one of these from your local supermarket. b. Cut a hole at each bottom corner for your legs. iii. Profit. |
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