Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

I have no roll and need to grind out the micros. Towards the end of a 3k hand session I get this beauty:


PokerStars Game #11689769326: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/08/25 - 18:55:54 (ET)
Table 'Skat III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: dra.martinez ($3.64 in chips)
Seat 2: cricketface ($1.98 in chips)
Seat 3: TheLipoFund ($7.63 in chips)
Seat 4: hdude22 ($4.39 in chips)
Seat 5: rivergyde ($4.78 in chips)
Seat 6: DonnaJP ($7.15 in chips)
hdude22: posts small blind $0.01
rivergyde: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheLipoFund [Kh Ah]
DonnaJP: calls $0.02
dra.martinez: folds
cricketface: calls $0.02
TheLipoFund: raises $0.06 to $0.08
hdude22: folds
rivergyde: calls $0.06
DonnaJP: calls $0.06
cricketface: calls $0.06
*** FLOP *** [2h Qd Th]
rivergyde: checks
DonnaJP: checks
cricketface: checks
TheLipoFund: bets $0.08
rivergyde: calls $0.08
DonnaJP: calls $0.08
cricketface: calls $0.08
*** TURN *** [2h Qd Th] [6h]
rivergyde: checks
DonnaJP: checks
cricketface: checks
TheLipoFund: bets $0.30
rivergyde: raises $0.40 to $0.70
DonnaJP: folds
cricketface: folds
TheLipoFund: raises $0.40 to $1.10
rivergyde: raises $3.52 to $4.62 and is all-in
TheLipoFund: calls $3.52
*** RIVER *** [2h Qd Th 6h] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rivergyde: shows [9h 8h] (a straight flush, Six to Ten)
TheLipoFund: shows [Kh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
TheLipoFund said, "WOWOWOW"
rivergyde collected $9.44 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.89 | Rake $0.45
Board [2h Qd Th 6h 7h]
Seat 1: dra.martinez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cricketface folded on the Turn
Seat 3: TheLipoFund (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: hdude22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: rivergyde (big blind) showed [9h 8h] and won ($9.44) with a straight flush, Six to Ten
Seat 6: DonnaJP folded on the Turn




TheLipoFund: are you ****jing kidding me?
rivergyde: figured i had outs
rivergyde: lol



not that anyone cares, just needed to vent

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

um, monster beat: final pot 9.44, but sucks anyway

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

when my roll is under $50 it's sort of a big deal. it's discouraging to try to grind it out for hours, then get hit with a major cooler that thwarts 2 hours worth of work and 20% of my non-existant bankroll

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

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when my roll is under $50 it's sort of a big deal. it's discouraging to try to grind it out for hours, then get hit with a major cooler that thwarts 2 hours worth of work and 20% of my non-existant bankroll

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lol

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

[x] best hand won

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

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rivergyde: figured i had outs

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wow, this would tilt me so hard. wtffffff does he even mean? he stuck it in with a flush!

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

i obv quit immediately after the hand because i tilt harder than anyone at the penny tables~!

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

MARTY MATHIS I LOVE YOU

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

[x] hero min-raises

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

jus a thought, ask your boss @ Mc-E-Dee's for a couple extra hours each week and save that money for a few years. then u can make a Real deposit and GTFO of the micros. or u could jus take a Two week vacation from poker...then quit FOREVER.

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

I have one for you too, sticking to the theme of the thread


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $49.40
BB: $68.45
UTG: $50.00
CO: $33.05
BTN: $60.65

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, BB folds, CO calls $3.00

Flop: ($8.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, CO calls $6.00

Turn: ($20.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $23.05</font>, Hero calls $8.05

River: ($66.60) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $66.60 ($3 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Jacks) and WON (+$30.55)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and LOST (-$33.05)

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

Only thing funny here is month ago when I was playing .01/.02 to grind (now at $25nl), dra. martinez was still there...

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

i make $10/hr at my job and i work 40+ hrs a week

i cant get any money online atm

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

I also have one for you;

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $13.35
BB: $9.25
UTG: $6.00
Hero (CO): $36.95
BTN: $9.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $0.40, UTG calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.55) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $0.70</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.40</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $1.70

Turn: ($6.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $34.05</font>, UTG calls all-in for $2.60
Uncalled bet of $30.95 returned to Hero

River: ($12.55) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $12.55 ($0.60 Rake)

UTG had Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (a full house, Jacks full of Sevens) and LOST (-$6.00)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack) and WON (+$5.95)

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

Your all ballahs...

Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb
 

wow, 5 bucks