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veganmav 08-23-2007 07:44 PM

HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
soccer, HU, your rules.
I re-challenge, I will even give you time to prepare if you need. anything within 3 months.

Patrick Bateman 08-23-2007 07:47 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
soccer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

baronzeus 08-23-2007 08:21 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
no

jfish 08-23-2007 08:28 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
groundfloor! epic! etc!

DJ Sensei 08-23-2007 09:14 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
how do you play soccer HU, unless its a videogame?

Victor 08-23-2007 09:15 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
wow, wish i could still play.

veganmav 08-24-2007 01:42 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
i'd play you too victor.

plzleenowhammy 08-24-2007 01:43 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
[] real sport

BowToYourSensei 08-24-2007 01:54 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
[x] orange slices and juice boxes from the garbage can

Victor 08-24-2007 01:57 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
vegan, i challenged you about a year and a half ago and you declined. ive since blew my knee out and havent touched a ball so ya, i dont think i can hang.

tarheeljks 08-24-2007 02:04 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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i'd play you too victor.

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where do you live how much are you interested in playing for?

gehrig 08-24-2007 02:06 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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how do you play soccer HU, unless its a videogame?

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can someone answer this pls

veganmav 08-24-2007 02:11 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
um...

you setup 2 goals.. it is 1 vs 1, whoever scores the most goals in x minutes wins.
hte ball must be put through the goal posts without using the hands / arms. any other body part is allowed

it is basically a dribbling contest, and defence too... but anyway

this is kinda what it would be like, i'd imagine

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

gehrig 08-24-2007 02:16 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
is a goal scored like every 45 seconds

veganmav 08-24-2007 02:22 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
it's a mini field,.. i'd say 1 goal every 3 mins or so;.

any1 wanna play me?
i will spot goals if necesary

tarheeljks 08-24-2007 02:29 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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it's a mini field,.. i'd say 1 goal every 3 mins or so;.

any1 wanna play me?
i will spot goals if necesary

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i may be interested, but not for 20k. are you absolutely dirty or something?

Jeff_B 08-24-2007 02:39 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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um...

you setup 2 goals.. it is 1 vs 1, whoever scores the most goals in x minutes wins.
hte ball must be put through the goal posts without using the hands / arms. any other body part is allowed

it is basically a dribbling contest, and defence too... but anyway

this is kinda what it would be like, i'd imagine

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

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veganmav 08-24-2007 02:41 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
i live in ohio, but i can travel.

i am willing to play for up to 30k if we can escrow, and probably down to a few hundered if i dn't have to travle.

veganmav 08-24-2007 02:47 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LFYnersg2Us

these are comback vids

PedroCerrano 08-24-2007 02:50 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
[ QUOTE ]
um...

you setup 2 goals.. it is 1 vs 1, whoever scores the most goals in x minutes wins.
hte ball must be put through the goal posts without using the hands / arms. any other body part is allowed

it is basically a dribbling contest, and defence too... but anyway

this is kinda what it would be like, i'd imagine

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

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Break out the Oreos, baby!

burns-1986 08-24-2007 02:55 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
[x] americans calling football soccer

zan nen 08-24-2007 03:33 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
[x] the guy who makes my chocolate and bakes my scones

LucidDream 08-24-2007 03:38 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
why not just have a 30k foot race? that's all 1 on 1 soccer would be...fastest man wins as long as he can kick a ball semi-straight.

veganmav 08-24-2007 03:41 AM

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why not just have a 30k foot race? that's all 1 on 1 soccer would be...fastest man wins as long as he can kick a ball semi-straight.

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ok, i will play you HU, you can watch my sprint, and see how slow it is... you are probably significantly faster than i.

if not...
then i promise to never sprint, and i will still beet you.

eggegg 08-24-2007 03:46 AM

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why not just have a 30k foot race? that's all 1 on 1 soccer would be...fastest man wins as long as he can kick a ball semi-straight.

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Not trying to be a dick or anything, but that's completely untrue.

Vegan, have you played professional/ semi professional? If so, who for?

How big would the pitch be? How big would the goals be? It would make a lot of difference for individual players.

veganmav 08-24-2007 03:48 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
i would let the opponent chose field/goal size.
as long as its not extreme, 10x10 yards or 100x50 or someting.. other than that its cool.

i played in the PDL for 1 season. that is it.

eggegg 08-24-2007 03:52 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
I'm a bit lost on American 'soccer' leagues. How much did you get paid per week in that 1 season?

Jiganti 08-24-2007 04:18 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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is a goal scored like every 45 seconds

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[ ]yes

DJ Sensei 08-24-2007 04:54 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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um...

you setup 2 goals.. it is 1 vs 1, whoever scores the most goals in x minutes wins.
hte ball must be put through the goal posts without using the hands / arms. any other body part is allowed

it is basically a dribbling contest, and defence too... but anyway

this is kinda what it would be like, i'd imagine

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

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god i love that video

Hume 08-24-2007 05:06 AM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
it's a mini field,.. i'd say 1 goal every 3 mins or so;.

any1 wanna play me?
i will spot goals if necesary

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i may be interested, but not for 20k. are you absolutely dirty or something?

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Only if he has just eaten.

veganmav 08-24-2007 05:31 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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I'm a bit lost on American 'soccer' leagues. How much did you get paid per week in that 1 season?

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I was not paid.
It was a no-pay team.
basically it's a league where lotsa players move on to pro and scouts come tolotsa games

rakemeplz 08-24-2007 05:35 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
This would be too high variance. Even playing 1 v 1 the final score after a few hours is probably like 2-1, 1-0.

Charmer 08-24-2007 05:49 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
Im at OSU, ill play you for $20 on the fields next to morrison. Ive never played soccer before but am spectacularly confident

mntbikr15 08-24-2007 05:51 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
Did BZ EVER express intrest in doing this....or are you just challenging him to something you think you can win?

In that case I challenge you to a 20k mountain bike race.

DarthIgnurnt 08-24-2007 05:54 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
Vegan - what's your level of experience, age, etc?

I'd consider this.

admiralfluff 08-24-2007 06:04 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
I'll play you a 'keeper wars' match. 2 full sized goals spaced ~40 yards, square field. Half-way point also serves as border for both goal-boxes (you have full keeper privelages in your own goal box). I'd probably be willing to play for up to $1k. I'm in Chicago.

Fuzzwah 08-24-2007 06:18 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
My money is on whoever calls it football rather than soccer.

eggegg 08-24-2007 06:18 PM

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This would be too high variance. Even playing 1 v 1 the final score after a few hours is probably like 2-1, 1-0.

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Good god, please say your levelling.

Depending on the goal size (and assuming you can't use hands when in some form of area) this would be ridic high scoring after a few hours. Not that you'd last that long 1v1 anyway.

This sorta thing I would be up for, but I live in England. If anything like this happened though I'd love to see a vid.

eggegg 08-24-2007 06:26 PM

Re: HU 20k challenge to baronzues
 
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I'll play you a 'keeper wars' match. 2 full sized goals spaced ~40 yards, square field. Half-way point also serves as border for both goal-boxes (you have full keeper privelages in your own goal box). I'd probably be willing to play for up to $1k. I'm in Chicago.

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40 yards is probably too short with full sized goals.

Also what you're saying is when you get the ball in your hands with keepers rights, you can run with the ball in your hands half way up the pitch...? That don't sound good.

admiralfluff 08-24-2007 06:31 PM

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Also what you're saying is when you get the ball in your hands with keepers rights, you can run with the ball in your hands half way up the pitch...? That don't sound good.

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I don't know what the current league rules are, but in this game it's always the 5-step rule. If vegan wanted to stretch the field some to less favor the goal-tending side of the game, I would be flexible.


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