Brag: It\'s official- my jigga lil is crazy!
 

I didn't get through it all, but I read enough to laugh hard at least three times!

sorry if this has been posted... you really can't miss this though, please pick out the quotes that I missed becuase I didnt' get that far.

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Chad (2:32:49 PM) : its a grt8 fkn hustle they got

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way 2 [censored] long cliff notes plz

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Chad (2:33:13 PM) : swongs are 1 thing

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gold

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Chad (2:35:45 PM) : tilt isnt rigged bro
Chad (2:35:50 PM) : its a fair site


LOL

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Chad (2:41:12 PM) : and iill call em a pussy n shyt 2
Chad (2:41:17 PM) : fk those dudes
Chad (2:41:34 PM) : wanan run his mouth like he cute
Chad (2:41:37 PM) : btch im cuter

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He needs to cashout everything and buy growth hormones.

Douchebag

I hope he goes 100% broke, gets his girl swooped by a 6'10" African American basketball player with a 12' [censored] (actually catches this guy railing her doggy in his own 600k house lol), goes to jail for some stupid crime and spends the rest of his days getting raped in prison all the while blaming it on pokerstars.

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ME (1:10:59 PM): pick one ranked player that will say that it doesnt sound retarded
Chad (1:11:12 PM): me
ME (1:11:18 PM): besides u
Chad (1:11:26 PM): and the peple who watch me
Chad (1:11:28 PM): my girl
Chad (1:11:29 PM): tells me kt
Chad (1:11:34 PM): she swears stars has riggd me
ME (1:11:37 PM): wow
Chad (1:11:43 PM): my assistant
Chad (1:11:47 PM): he thinks same way

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lol now its getting good

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[ QUOTE ]
Chad (2:41:12 PM) : and iill call em a pussy n shyt 2
Chad (2:41:17 PM) : fk those dudes
Chad (2:41:34 PM) : wanan run his mouth like he cute
Chad (2:41:37 PM) : btch im cuter

[/ QUOTE ]

lolholdem is like grimstarr if he were funny and less literate

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Chad (2:39:29 PM) : fk that [censored]
Chad (2:39:35 PM) : i wont pay that [censored] if i win 2 mill guar next week

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[ QUOTE ]
Chad (2:41:12 PM) : and iill call em a pussy n shyt 2
Chad (2:41:17 PM) : fk those dudes
Chad (2:41:34 PM) : wanan run his mouth like he cute
Chad (2:41:37 PM) : btch im cuter

[/ QUOTE ]

haha

donkaments

Re: Brag: It\'s official- my jigga lil is crazy!
 

i like how "every" has turned into "err"

i think that's my favorite

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suicide?

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[ QUOTE ]
suicide?

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hopefully

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haha i read the whole thing, so awesome

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i like how "every" has turned into "err"

i think that's my favorite

[/ QUOTE ]

also sure=asure

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haha.

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LMFAO

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Chad (1:17:43 PM): a bnch of fkn arab crrooks
Chad (1:17:57 PM): stars s rigged for action 2

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lol...

he is up 416k over 2900 tourneys on stars, for a 74 % roi. WOW STARS IS SO RIGGED ZOMG!

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http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2...1600162yn2.jpg

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Well done

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[ QUOTE ]
Chad (1:11:28 PM): my girl
Chad (1:11:29 PM): tells me kt
Chad (1:11:34 PM): she swears stars has riggd me

[/ QUOTE ]

think about that for a minute

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Chad (1:17:43 PM): a bnch of fkn arab crrooks

http://www.launchpoker.com/wsop/wsop...ta_187x269.jpg

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http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2...1600162yn2.jpg

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Well done

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i am crying laughing

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It appears this guy is starting to lose his supporters on this site.

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gawd where do these guys come from?

Say stars is rigged and I truely don't want to believe that but presume for a second that it is and that the generator is slightly skewed(ie high pocket pairs deal more often, more suckouts etc), I still don't see what the problem is because, hypothically. if it was skewed for more action, then the players who are winning have already, whether subconciously or not, adapted to that(ie it would be rigged in a formulaic manner and good players would have picked up on that tendency).
LIL holdem is one of the true stars on pokerstars and I think he is just venting some steam. If it is a dodgy rng, he has adapted(judging by his results), so Lil, stop moaning and create more bling.

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LOL...guess he shouldnt have blown 50k+ on a bunch of jewelry that just makes him look like a wigger.

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How could anyone support this guy anyways despite how good he might be at poker?

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errbody in the club gettin tipsy

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600k house? [censored] that - after buying [censored] from me he's got a 600k mouth

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haha wow he's [censored] dumb. and not like, uneducated dumb (well he is but not JUST undeducated dumb) but like, how the [censored] does he dress himself in the morning and put one foot in front of the other dumb.

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[ QUOTE ]
He needs to cashout everything and buy growth hormones.

Douchebag

I hope he goes 100% broke, gets his girl swooped by a 6'10" African American basketball player with a 12' [censored] (actually catches this guy railing her doggy in his own 600k house lol), goes to jail for some stupid crime and spends the rest of his days getting raped in prison all the while blaming it on pokerstars.

[/ QUOTE ]

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Jesus,how you guys read that whole thing is beyond me.I wanted to shoot myself after reading the first ten lines that retard wrote.

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Chad (2:32:57 PM) : i know when i am goin to get 2 outeter
Chad (2:32:59 PM) : its so sik
Chad (2:33:00 PM) : on stars
Chad (2:33:11 PM) : naw man
Chad (2:33:13 PM) : swongs are 1 thing
Chad (2:33:18 PM) : rigged is another
Chad (2:33:27 PM) : and fk the [censored] ak
Chad (2:33:31 PM) : i aint payin him shy tne way
Chad (2:33:40 PM) : he can get it from me if we ever meet




He's like mentally retarded.

Re: Brag: It\'s official- my jigga lil is crazy!
 

im sorry i don't usually do this but...


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Brag: It\'s official- my jigga lil is crazy!
 

wow, just wow